Chapter 1019: It's a Pigsty
In the name of sending invitations, Fang Zheng also specially visited the members of the other strategy groups, and by the way, took a look at their recent situation.
It's just that the first person made Fang Zheng very helpless.
"Ding-dong......... Dingdong ........."
As the doorbell rang, a lazy voice came from inside.
"Come in, the door is unlocked."
Hearing this voice, Fang Zheng shook his head helplessly, and then he pushed open the door and walked in. Then, after seeing the scene in front of him, Fang Zheng was shocked.
In the 1LDK apartment, there are mountains of garbage everywhere, all kinds of hosts and cables are scattered everywhere on the ground, and the whole room is dim, and only a petite "thing" can be seen lying on the floor, slapping at the laptop in front of him.
Is this where people live? It's a pigsty!
Fang Zheng frowned, then took off his shoes and walked in, while the "creature" with messy blond hair in front of him seemed to be unaware of this, just boringly tapping on the keyboard.
"Venay? What are you doing today? I said I wouldn't go........."
"Boom!"
Looking at the lazy blonde creature in front of him, Fang Zheng raised his fist without hesitation and smashed it on her head.
"Wow! What are you doing!? β
The blonde creature who had been hit suddenly jumped up and rolled up her sleeves violently, but after she saw the square in front of her clearly, the blonde creature's face suddenly turned pale.
"Huh? Founder? How did you end up here? Worst? Is this a dream? It's the worst nightmare........."
"For me, your house is the worst nightmare."
Fang Zheng crossed his hands on his hips and stared helplessly at Jia Baili in front of him.
"Look for yourself this place, is this a place to live? It's a pigsty! Are you a sow? Golden Retriever Sow?! β
"What's the matter, this is my house, I can do whatever I want, do you care?"
Looking at Fang Zheng in front of her, Jia Baili instinctively felt afraid for the first time, after all, in the game world, she could be tossed by Fang Zheng, but soon Jia Baili came back to her senses, puffed up her chest proudly, and glared at Fang Zheng.
"Then again, this is my house, how did you get in? You're trespassing! Be careful I call the police! β
"You let me in, and then again, I didn't expect that you could be so sloppy as a girl, and you are an angel like this........."
Fang Zheng pursed his lips and glared at Jia Baili viciously.
"Clean my room for me, I'll help too, is this place inhabited?"
"What if I refuse?"
"Oh roar~?"
Hearing this, Fang Zheng narrowed his eyes, glanced at Jia Baili, and clenched his fists.
"Back in the real world, I'm fat, it seems that I need to educate and guide you?"
ββ¦β¦β¦β¦β¦ Cut. β
Looking at Fang Zheng in front of him, Jia Baili was silent for a moment, then snorted lightly, and obediently stood up to clean up the room, and Fang Zheng also began to help, of course, while he helped, his mouth would not stop......... Or rather, it simply left him speechless.
"Tut-tut, I shouldn't have said you look like a pigsty here......... You're a pigsty here! Look at these things? Oh my God, it's all rotten, don't you throw away the boxes you eat? β
"Don't be verbose, I just didn't pay attention."
"Didn't notice? It's all a cockroach nest! I now retract the preface, you are not a pigsty, you are not as good as a pigsty! There won't be so many cockroaches in the pigsty! β
"Don't be verbose, this is my home! Why do I have to listen to you? β
"I'm teaching you the lowest civilization bottom line as a human being."
"I'm not human, I'm an angel ........."
"Hehe, if you want the angels to be like this, I'm afraid that the heavenly realm is a non-combustible large-scale garbage recycling place, and ......... Wow, what's this smell on you? Haven't taken a shower in a few days? Go take a shower! β
"Less verbose! What does it matter to you that I haven't showered for a few days? You smell me, pervert, idiot......"
kicked Jia Baili, who was complaining, into the bathroom, Fang Zheng also shook his head, although he had long known that Jia Baili was as lazy as a pig, but he didn't expect her situation to be so bad in reality. If you think about it carefully, Jia Baili's room in the game is quite cleanβββ I'm afraid it's because the garbage she threw away was directly refreshed, otherwise, maybe it would be dirtier than here!
"Cut ........."
Jia Baili, who was stuffed into the bathroom, also looked depressed, and took off her clothes and began to take a shower while complaining.
"Really, a mere mortal, does he think he's my father? The tube is so wide! I'm going to have to get revenge............ Well? That's right! β
Thinking of this, Jia Baili's eyes also lit up.
"Yes, that's it......... Hey, hey, hey, let's see what else this guy has to say! β
"Hoo ........."
Outside, Fang Zheng looked at the room in front of him that had finally been cleaned up, and he was also relieved. To be honest, Jiabaili's pigsty is comparable to a cockroach nest, with a large colony of breeding cockroaches everywhere, even under the bed. How can this guy stay in such a room? What are you kidding, it's damn dirty!
"It's even sloppier than the sloppy king........."
Fang Zheng casually sorted out the remaining books and put them back on the shelf, and then hummed a song.
"Little sloppy, really sloppy, really sloppy, the sloppy king is her, no one likes her........."
"Squeak."
And at this moment, the bathroom door opened, and then Jia Baili, who was only wrapped in a bath towel, walked out of it and stretched out.
"Whew......... It's so comfortable to take a shower........."
While speaking, Jia Baili looked at Fang Zheng with a snicker. Hmph, after all, he's just a human being, so let him fall under the beauty of this angel! When the time comes, I will take a picture of his pig face, and I will see if he will dare to meddle with my affairs in the future!
However, to Jiabaili's surprise, when she looked at Fang Zheng, she found that Fang Zheng was not as red and drooling as she thought, on the contrary, Fang Zheng just stood there, with his arms crossed, and looked at her like a dog with a pair of dead fish eyes.
"Wait, what kind of eyes are you! Didn't you react to seeing such a beautiful me? β
"Just kidding."
Facing Jia Baili's dissatisfaction, Fang Zheng snorted lightly.
"Do people fall in love with monkeys? Just like you, you want to have no breasts, you want buttocks without buttocks, you are not cute and you can't sell cute, you are short-tempered, lazy and sloppy, except for a face, which man will take a fancy to you? β
"How dare you say it!"
Hearing this, Jia Baili also had blue tendons on her forehead, she clenched her fists, and then pounced on it the next moment.
"In that case, I'll let you see how powerful this angel is!!"
"It's really three days without a house tile! It seems that it is necessary for you to understand who your owner is!! β
"Who do you say is the owner?"
Just when the two were making a mess, suddenly, the doorbell rang again.
"Ding-dong βββ"
"Xiao Jia? Are you there? It's time to go to school........."
Then, with the sound of talking, the door was opened, and a girl with short hair and wearing a school uniform walked in. After seeing this scene in front of me, I saw that the girl seemed to be petrified, and stood in place in a daze.
And at this time, Fang Zheng and Jia Baili also turned their heads to look in the direction where the voice came from.
"Venay?"