After seeing this ridiculous joke, Zhu Mingtong couldn't help but give a thumbs up, lewd talent!!

Of course, a scumbag is a scumbag, and a liar is not the same thing.

The Li Hongwei in front of him is simply a collection of scumbags and liars, and Li Hongwei's IQ is also super terrifying.

It's a pity that it's not used on the right path.

Zhu Mingtong really doesn't want to catch such a liar, if he can use it in his department, it is estimated that he can become the second master.

Of course, mortals are mortals after all, and any tricks are vulnerable in the eyes of immortals.

The department where he beat the mandarin ducks is to eliminate the unhealthy tendencies of men and women, and to restore the righteousness of heaven and earth, and must not let these unhealthy tendencies pollute the world.

"Xihu, what are you thinking?"

Leaving the Sage Garden, the concubine looked at Zhu Mingtong, who was silent along the way, suspiciously.

"I'm wondering how to be a scumbag...... Phew, I'm wondering how to deal with this scammer. Zhu Mingtong's mind was full of declarations of the scumbag group, and he was almost brainwashed.

“……”

"Nishito, do you have a solution?" The concubine asked.

"In fact, to deal with such a liar, you have to plan and let him be fooled once, so as to completely unravel all the resentment and affection in him." Zhu Ming channel.

"Could it be that Nishito is trying to deceive him too?"

"You have to lie, you have to let him know that the Tao is one foot higher and the devil is one foot higher, and he will rule others in his own way." Zhu Mingtong said seriously.

"Nishito, you don't want people to use beauty tricks, do you?" The concubine suddenly disliked Zhu Mingtong.

When she wanted to use beauty tricks to seduce Tong Xiaozhong, she was very disgusted in her heart, and said that she would not be allowed to do such a thing.

"You?" Zhu Mingtong was surprised, then waved his finger and said, "You can't deal with him, and your image shouldn't be his thing." ”

"Hmph, aren't people beautiful and cute, why isn't it his dish?" The concubine was not happy when she heard it.

Zhu Mingtong has a black line, and he explained so much just now, but this girl didn't listen to it at all.

"Concubine, I admit that you are cute or beautiful, as long as a man's sexual orientation is normal in this world, it is impossible not to be attracted to you, but the problem is that Li Hongqiang, his target is not a little girl like you, in his eyes, you may not have the strength to be financially independent, even if you like it, he will not take you as a target, understand?" Zhu Mingtong explained.

It's really speechless, just now I looked disgusted with the beauty trick, but now I'm sulking.

"That'...... What about you, Nishito? The concubine asked childishly.

“……”

This question is always embarrassing, Zhu Mingtong still chooses not to answer, if you want to say what you like, this has to be spread out to the leader and subordinates to engage in ambiguity, and the mortal body of the two is still a couple...... Those who don't know still think that they can't strengthen their beliefs, and it is a love affair that started because of mortal bodies.

Damn, does he have to gain a foothold in the Three Realms.

"Nishito, you haven't answered yet." The concubine asked again, with a posture of not answering the question.

"Concubine, so cute and beautiful, who doesn't like it." Zhu Mingtong said perfunctorily. It's better to get out of here quickly, so that the concubine doesn't have to play.

Once a girl asks a person this question, then it is necessary to know the answer to the bottom of the question.

Just ask the woman about her own object, and ask if you love me without playing, which is actually a truth!

"Nishito, what are you running away from, are people so scary?"

“……”

……

"Xiao Nian?

No, no, Xiao Nian shouldn't be able to deal with such a cunning liar. ”

When Zhu Mingtong wanted to use Li Xiaonian to show his beauty tricks, Luo Jun refused as soon as possible.

"But Sister Xiaonian's image is definitely in line with the preferred target of a scumbag.

However, Sister Baihua is also good. The concubine's eyes were purring, and after knowing that her image and personality were not Li Hongwei's goal, she was depressed for a while, and she ate several Häagen-Dazs in the winter before she was relieved.

"The Hundred Flowers Fairy has too strong a personality, if the liar provokes her, maybe she will be killed with a backhand slap." Zhu Mingtong didn't think that the Hundred Flowers Fairy could deal with Li Hongwei, and secondly, the Hundred Flowers Fairy might not agree to use the beauty trick to seduce a liar.

"Then no one chooses, you can't let Shi Mushuang lie to him, others are not so stupid." The concubine said.

"Well, indeed, that's a tough one." Zhu Mingtong nodded, if there is no perfect woman as a model in this matter, it will be difficult to make Li Hongwei obedient.

"Or, lead yourself to go, I think you have to deal with a liar with a high IQ." Luo Jun proposed.

"I'm going?" Zhu Mingtong pointed at himself in astonishment, and said in disbelief: "What are you kidding, Lao Tzu is not a woman, is it possible that a liar is still interested in men?" ”

"What a women's clothing boss, I won't do it!" Zhu Mingtong added another sentence.

It's okay if he doesn't say this, as soon as he finishes speaking, the concubine, Luo Jun and even Xiao Hei, who was sleeping, suddenly widened their eyes, and the three of them glanced at each other, and suddenly laughed like an old fox.

"Hey, it's just a joke, don't take it so seriously.

Feed...... Hey, what are you guys doing here?

Luo Jun, let me tell you, if you dare to touch my hair today, I won't be done with you.

And concubines, what do you mean by taking out that set of women's clothes?

Xiao Hei, if you want to die, just say it, don't pull my clothes......"

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……

Zhu Mingtong wore women's clothes for the first time, just like Grandma Liu entered the Grand View Garden for the first time.

Zhu Mingtong didn't even dare to look in the mirror now, and was forced to be fixed by Luo Jun for two hours, and the concubine turned into a top fashion master and messed with Zhu Mingtong's face for a long time.

"Xihu, what people use is the disguise technique made for you by the deep-sea seaweed mud of the East China Sea, which is guaranteed to make Xihu beautiful as a fairy temperament, I don't believe you look in the mirror." After the concubine finished it, she was very satisfied with her work.

Zhu Mingtong pouted his head, still sulking, feeling that his face was very twisted, and he was uncomfortable, especially a set of women's pink simple dresses on his body, with a white stool on top......

Zhu Mingtong finally felt the sourness of wearing a skirt, if it was in the summer, it would definitely be cool, but this is winter, I only feel a lot of goosebumps under the crotch.

Anyway, give him a bare-legged artifact!!

"Leader, your expression is very ashamed and embarrassing, wow, it's just unstoppable." Luo Jun leaned over the big face and judged Zhu Mingtong's face.

"There's something wrong with your sexuality." Zhu Mingtong scolded.

"The leader is real, you look in the mirror." Luo Jun pushed the mirror in front of Zhu Mingtong.

Zhu Mingtong was stunned on the spot!

His skin is better than snow, his eyes are like a pool of clear water, and when he looks forward to it, he has an elegant and elegant temperament, which makes people feel ashamed of himself and dare not blaspheme. But that cold arrogance and agility are quite seductive, and people can't help but be haunted. He wore a white dress with a simple pink dress, but even the brilliant brocade looked colorless under her light.

I saw that he had a melon seed face, slender eyebrows, and a fair complexion, which could not hide his beautiful posture and radiant appearance.

"This ...... This is me? Zhu Mingtong was stunned on the spot, and what made him even more unbelievable was that his voice was extremely sweet and clear, which made people feel indescribably comfortable when they heard it.

Zhu Mingtong sat in front of the mirror, bright and holy, his demeanor was incomprehensible, his white clothes were reflected in the mirror, his eyes were clear, his eyebrows and nose were trimmed, his cheeks were slightly pear-ed, and his hair color was straight and beautiful, which was really beautiful.

This is very different from Zhu Mingtong's own disguise technique, after the concubine has been carefully polished, Zhu Mingtong has the charm of a noble and elegant woman from head to toe, science can create many miracles, in today's world, the ancient disguise is no longer a rare thing, it has become a specialized technology, and the immortals can do it by casting spells and magical powers.

But illusion is a spell after all, it is not a hard configuration, it often requires mana to maintain, and it is easy for people with a little keen sense to understand.

But Zhu Mingtong could hardly find any fault with the stunning face in the mirror, because it was not an illusion or a spell, but a real exquisite female face.

Nima, this is the long-lost Asian transfiguration!

Zhu Mingtong's heart was already turbulent, looking at the concubine who seemed to appreciate her handmade artwork on the side, her face showed a full sense of achievement.

"Nishito, people's disguise is amazing." The concubine said triumphantly.

"It's really powerful, I didn't expect the concubine to have such a peak of disguise skills." Zhu Mingtong said, the sweet and cold voice is indeed good, but it is still a little unaccustomed.

"In fact, it will be easier for women to disguise themselves as men, but men disguise women need some special means to deal with them, and the deep-sea seaweed mud can only be shaped, and the body structure must also be repolished, including trimming leg hair, so that Xihu's body looks slim and slender.

Hee-hee, Xihu looks at your chest. The concubine said with a sinister smile.

Zhu Mingtong looked down, his eyes were about to pop out, and he was ...... It's strong, it's round, it's the same as the real thing.

He immediately checked the inside of his clothes, and there were no balloons or any stuffing or anything like that, but his breasts were really getting bigger.

"Actually, it's also a seaweed mud filler, which is placed on Nishito's chest to make it look like a female breast mold, and with some small spells, you can achieve a real effect." The concubine said proudly.

Zhu Mingtong didn't understand the specific reason, but looking at himself in the mirror, Zhu Mingtong was really amazed, just like going to a certain country to have sex reassignment surgery and coming back.

I can't see any male characteristics, I am born with beauty, and I feel that the women in the mirror are vivid.

When it was even more amazing, Zhu Mingtong found that his ecological manners, smile, and smile had actually become dignified and elegant, as if he had been trained in systematic etiquette.