"Brother Leopard, what are you talking about with these three humans, let the tiger master poke them with a dung fork!"

Jiang Liang roared while carrying a rod and a dung fork.

"That's right, if you are guilty and unreasonable, you will be done!"

Han Zhu raised a mace and roared angrily.

"Leave it to me!" The gluttony had a giant hammer on his head and rose into the air.

"Don't move, there's a situation!"

As soon as Qiqi's words fell, he heard a loud "boom", and the Linglong Pagoda in the middle of the hall scattered and exploded like a huge cannonball.

The strong Yuan Spirit Qi surged out in all directions like a surging wave, and the Shen Gong Leopard, who bore the brunt of the air, was swept away by the air wave, and the four demon protectors were destroyed and knocked out, and the powerful aura oppressive force made the air in the Qinhuai Fengyue Hall instantly condense, Qin Cao, Su Dongpo and Huang Tingjian only felt tightness in their chests and stagnate, and they fell into a coma in an instant.

"Congratulations on your success in angering Ben-sama!"

In a huge pit in the middle of the hall, Shi Jinlang, dressed in black and black armor, stepped on Hot Wheels and swirled and floated out of the colorful smoke.

"Oops, hey!"

In the corner of the hall, the smashing Shen Gong Leopard got up from between a pile of rubble, rubbed the back of his swollen head, and found a dark shadow in the smoke.

"Fuck, who's pretending to be a ghost over there?"

"Who the hell are you?"

Shi Jinlang glanced at the thief-eyed man on the ground and asked coldly.

"Fuck, Lao Tzu asks you first, you answer Lao Tzu first!"

"Go to Nima, why are you looking for death?"

"Fuckyou!"

"Your uncle, YourMOMisBOOOOOOOOOOM-"

"Stop, pause!"

Shen Gongbao waved his hand, made a stop gesture and said, "Let me ask you, how can you speak English?" ”

"That's what Lao Tzu wants to ask you!"

"Fuckyou!"

"Your uncle, YourMOMisBOOOOOOOOOOM-"

"So you don't have to talk about it, do you?"

Shen Gongbao leaned against the half-wall behind him with a cane, he took a deep breath and said, "You let Lao Tzu take two breaths, and then come and kill you ** cub!" ”

"Your dad doesn't need to gasp, he can kill you now!"

The flames flashed, and Shi Jinlang stepped on the hot wheels and appeared above the head of Shen Gong Leopard.

"If you are ugly like this, you will also learn prostitution - prostitute, go to death!"

Shi Jinlang Flame held his palm knife high, and he wanted to chop it down.

“Stop！ Stop, wait a minute! ”

Shen Gongbao saw Shi Jinlang's appearance clearly by the firelight, he scratched the back of his head, and said with a puzzled expression: "Why does your ** cub look so familiar?" ”

"Your uncle!" Shi Jinlang frowned slightly and said, "Your voice is quite familiar!" ”

"Since I see that you are familiar with each other, and you are familiar with me, this means that we have met before, maybe we are still friends!" Shen Gongbao raised his hands above his head and said: "Friends can't fight each other, let's talk about the old days first, if it's really friends, then don't fight!" ”

"Good!" Shi Jinlang put away the flame palm knife and said, "You say it first!" ”

"Ahem-" Shen Gongbao coughed and said, "You may not believe it, I'm not from this world!" ”

"I believe it!" Shi Jinlang nodded and said, "Because I'm not either!" ”

"When I crossed over, I fell into a place called 'Barren Land'!"

When Shi Jinlang heard this, he frowned and said: "It's such a coincidence, I also call it barren land there!" ”

"I'm not human!"

Shen Gongbao didn't know what to say, and thought about it for a long time before blurting out his debut.

"Oh!" Shi Jinlang nodded and said, "Understood, you are not human!" ”

"No, no, no—" Shen Gongbao hurriedly waved his hand, "It's not what you think, I mean, when I crossed over, it was a leopard, a black and shiny polar night leopard, and the dragon roared and whined—it was this super fierce polar night leopard!" ”

"Oh!" Shi Jinlang suddenly realized: "In this way, I am not a human being, I was a rabbit when I crossed over!" Wait, what kind of leopard are you? ”

"Polar Night Leopard!" Shen Gongbao scratched the back of his head, and suddenly his eyes lit up and said, "No, you're a rabbit?" ”

Shi Jinlang and Shen Gong took a step back at the same time, and they pointed at each other in unison:

"Are you Shi Jinlang?"

"You're Wyad?"

"Wait a minute—"

"Wait a minute—"

"Aren't you a rabbit? How did you become human? ”

"Aren't you dead? How did you live again? ”

"Okay, finally let Lao Tzu catch you!" Shen Gongbao said angrily: "You beat Lao Tzu to death and eat Lao Tzu's meat, these Lao Tzu can endure it, but you play Lao Tzu's gun, Lao Tzu can't bear it!" ”

"It doesn't matter if you're Wyad or not, anyway, if I can kill you the first time, I don't mind killing you a second time!" Shi Jinlang's eyes flashed red, and the flaming palm knife in his hand roared again.

"Wait a minute!" Shen Gongbao waved his hand and said, "Before you start, there is something I want to tell you!" ”

"If you have something to say, let it go!" Shi Jinlang said impatiently: "You are not the only one waiting in line to die!" ”

"Okay, look me in the eye!"

"Nyima inkblot!" Shi Jinlang glared at Shen Gongbao and said, "Can you say it now?" ”

"That's it!" Shen Gongbao coughed and said, "Fellow Daoist—"

"Dao mud Male, Gobi!" Shi Jinlang slashed straight down with the flame palm knife in his hand and said: "The most annoying thing is that you are a person who is close to you before you start fighting!" ”

"Hold the grass-" Shen Gongbao rolled on the spot with a lazy donkey, fled to the flank and said: "Who is close to you, Lao Tzu is trying to hypnotize you, oh Fuck, it's close, oh Shit, don't make it up, children, work for me, kill this rabbit, and take you to the big health care at night!" ”

Shen Gongbao shouted, and the four demon protectors raised their weapons one by one to surround Shi Jinlang.

"Yo yo yo-" Shi Jinlang pinched his orchid fingers, glanced around at Tao Tao, Jiang Liang, Qi Qi and Han Qi and said, "It turns out that the four of you are still alive?" ”

"What the hell is this a rabbit?" Gluttony held a giant hammer on his head and said with a confused expression.

"It doesn't look like it!" Han Zhu carried a mace and shook his head.

"It's not like it, it's a human being!" Qi Qi shook his hand and said with a long sword.

"It doesn't matter if he's a human or a rabbit, it's cool to see the tiger master poke him with a dung fork!" Jiang Liangren didn't say much, and when he raised the dung fork, he poked Shi Jinlang's chest.

"Hmph-" Shi Jinlang snorted: "It seems that in the barren land, the four of you haven't been happy enough, let you be cool again today!" ”

After Shi Jinlang finished speaking, the red light in his eyes was blazing, and the tadpole-like brain waves visible to the naked eye quickly swam in the red sea of flames towards the surrounding Taotao, Jiang Liang, Qi Qi and Han Qi.

"Hahaha-" Shen Gongbao shouted, "Don't even think about it this time!" ”

After speaking, Shen Gongbao suddenly raised the gourd in his hand and shouted at Shi Jinlang in mid-air: "I'll take it-"

"Flutter-"

A gust of wind tore through the air, and the brain waves in mid-air were pushed into Shen Gongbao's gourd like a lonely boat in the vast ocean.

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