Chapter 36: Men Are Big Pigs' Trotters
"Who am I? Where is this? What happened? β
The jade-faced little flying tiger fell to the ground from the three thousand whiskers, it got up and looked around in confusion, and just happened to see the lord of jackals not far in front of him.
"Second brother?"
"Big brother?"
The lord of the jackal and the jade-faced little flying tiger hugged each other excitedly after a long absence, confiding in each other their feelings of longing, and the touching picture full of emotion made people can't help but feel full of cows.
Shi Jinlang was completely moved by the feelings of the brothers in distress, and he was moved by compassion and decided to spare them for the time being.
"Mother crocodile, go help them both!"
After saying this, Shi Jinlang jumped up and ran to Ah Li not far away.
"Boa, Mua~"
Ah Li rushed over at the same time and hugged Shi Jinlang into his arms, and then buried his head and kissed him fiercely.
"One more kiss, Mua~"
It's still the familiar body fragrance, it's still the familiar warmth, it's still the familiar white and soft, Shi Jinlang is intoxicated again, this familiar feeling of suffocation is really good.
"Boss, why are you so cruel, why do you want to show me a single dog like this?"
Mao Mao wailed, found a hole, pulled some soil, and buried his head.
"Whew-"
"Whew-"
At this moment, two miserable beast wails came from the side.
Shi Jinlang fixed his eyes and saw that the mother crocodile was lying on the Lord of the Jackal and the jade-faced little flying tiger, twisting its fat and thick bucket waist from side to side, and its big tail was still swinging back and forth rhythmically.
"This time it's really helping!"
Shi Jinlang jumped off Ah Li with a scream, he was worried that the crocodile mother would suffocate the two goods if she was playing hard, these were the two mobile supply stations that Shi Jinlang was preparing to keep in captivity, and it would be a big loss if she suffocated to death.
Thankfully, when Shi Jinlang ran to him, the Lord of the Jackal and the Jade-faced Little Flying Tiger were still alive, although these two were not lightly suffocated, but they finally picked up a small life from under the belly of the crocodile mother.
But what happened in the next second made Shi Jinlang completely dumbfounded.
"Big brother!"
"Second brother!"
"Let's continue with Huangquan!"
"Okay, Huangquan continues!"
The Lord of the Jackal and the Jade-Faced Little Flying Tiger glanced at each other warmly, and then they both bit their tongues and committed suicide.
"You can't blame me for that!" The mother crocodile said with a little weakness: "They have to bite their tongues, it's none of my mother's business!" β
"Are you embarrassed?" Shi Jinlang took a sip and said: "A jackal master, a jade-faced little flying tiger, those are all famous characters in the barren land, you are a big lady who smothers people with their belly and smothered people half to death, don't people want face?" Can a soldier be killed, but not humiliated, do you understand, do you understand it with death? β
"Who told you not to make it clear, how can the old lady know what you mean by helping?" The mother crocodile said as she glared.
"Fu is not the meaning of fu, what else can it mean?" Shi Jinlang was so angry that he was about to vomit blood.
"Then tell me, which 'help' method did you use when you helped my mother?"
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What the crocodile mother said was so reasonable, Shi Jinlang was speechless.
"Boss, this old lady has a poisonous tongue, you can't talk about it!"
Mao Mao walked up and glared at the crocodile mother and said, "Can you old lady have a snack, the boss will take care of us and us live, can you save some face for the boss?" β
"Hmph-" The mother crocodile gave her a white look and walked to the side.
"Boss, this old lady knows that she is wrong, don't be like it!"
Mao Mao came to Shi Jinlang and said: "If the boss really feels sorry for these two guys, let's dig a pit and bury them!" β
"It's all dead, it's hard to feel sorry for a fart!"
Shi Jinlang wailed, and then pounced on the Lord of Jackals and the Jade-faced Little Flying Tiger.
The corpses of the Lord of the Jackal and the Jade-faced Little Flying Tiger were not cool, and Shi Jinlang thought that he couldn't waste it, anyway, the chickens were killed, so he had to take out the eggs.
Shi Jinlang pounced on it to use the star absorption method to absorb vitality, but in the eyes of Maomao and the crocodile mother, it was really spicy eyes.
"Hold the grass-" Mao Mao said with a shocked face: "Boss, you restrain yourself, molesting a corpse will be punished by heaven!" β
"Dirty, disgusting, perverted!" Mother Crocodile said loudly.
"Bao'er, don't be naughty, let's go home quickly!"
Ah Li was full of black lines, and he couldn't help but step forward and hugged Shi Jinlang back.
"Wait a minute, I can still suckβ"
Shi Jinlang struggled and wanted to take two more puffs, Ah Li pressed his head and said with a look of disgust: "Don't be skinned, follow me home!" β
"You two peel off the skin, put up the barbecue grill by the way, and wait for us to come back and make the barbecue!"
Shi Jinlang finally poked his head out of Ah Li's chest and shouted at Maomao and the crocodile mother.
"The boss really deserves to be the boss, he is ruthless, can bend and stretch, and he will eat other people's meat just after he finishes his corpse!"
"What is the indestructible friendship between men? Hehe-" The crocodile mother looked at Mao Mao and sneered: "Big P eyes who don't recognize people when they lift their pants, men are big pigs' trotters!" β
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The crocodile mother's words made Mao Mao unable to refute, and it looked at Shi Jinlang and Ah Li's back from a distance with black lines, alone in the wind.
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"Bao'er, don't worry, when we return to Chang'an one day, Ah Li will definitely find a female rabbit for Bao'er to accompany her, Bao'er must properly restrain her desires now!"
"Restrain a yarn, don't suck white, don't suck!"
"What did Boa say?"
"I said no, no, no!"
Ah Li knew that Bao'er was very lonely, and Ah Li was sorry for Bao'er, and Ah Li only thought about bearing the blame for his beloved in order to protect his reputation, but ignored Bao'er's feelings. For so many years, Bao'er has suffered with Ah Li, but Ah Li is too selfish and just wants Bao'er to be by her side to relieve her loneliness, but she forgets that Bao'er also needs someone to accompany her! β
As he spoke, Ah Li's tears fell.
"Thisβthis is really a donkey's lips and a horse's mouth!"
Shi Jinlang's head was full of black lines, he could understand Ah Li's words, but Ah Li couldn't understand his words, Shi Jinlang wanted to jump down and write on the ground to Ah Li, but Ah Li hugged him tightly, as if he was going to rub it into his body.
"Don't cry, it's not what you think, I have a mobile phone in my head, I can pass the boring time anytime and anywhere, and I'm not lonely at all!"
"Bao'er, don't worry, Ah Li's exile time is coming to an end, and we can go back to Chang'an soon!"
"What are you doing back to Chang'an, it's good here!"
"When the time comes, Ah Li can see him, and Bao'er will also be accompanied by a cute female rabbit!"
"What kind of female rabbit do you want, I only need you enough, and who is the rabbit's rival, say his name, and the rabbit will fight him alone!"
"Flowers, blooming in the spring of Chang'an, warm and happy." Ah Li looked up at the sky and muttered to himself: "If you don't forget, there will be an echo!" β
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