Today's Yang Hou, who works in words, paintings, poems, and songs, is a well-known talented woman in the world.

It's just a painting of Empress Yang, and there are very few that have been circulated outside. The little Taoist priest couldn't help but wonder, how much can this work be exchanged for?

Hehe, buy half of the Taiqing Courtyard, there is no problem.

This painting will be left to Pi'er as an heirloom of my Zhang family.

Congratulations to Yang Hou out of the house. In front of Empress Yang, she suddenly stopped, looked back at the little Taoist, and asked lightly: "Zhang Tianyi, the Manchu Dynasty is civil and military, whoever I go to is an honor." Why are you so unpopular? ”

As soon as she asked these words, Xu Ruoxue's heart tightened. She was about to say something, but Empress Yang glanced at her, and Xu Ruoxue immediately closed her mouth.

is a peerless woman, Xu Jixue can't help but sweat in her palms at this time. It's true that she's bold, but she's not stupid. The person in front of her is the queen of the world. In a word, the life and death of the Zhang family can be decided! If this is not answered well, the Zhang family is afraid that it will be overturned!

The little Taoist priest grinned and said, "The saint's eyes are really like a torch, and the poor Daoist can't hide a little bit of care. ”

Without waiting for Empress Yang to get angry, the little Taoist priest stretched out his hand and pointed at the three big characters of "Taiqing Courtyard" on the door. He said pitifully: "When the saint comes, the poor road will naturally rejoice and glorify. But the saint is coming, just quietly. With such fanfare,"

He sighed: "The house of the poor road is named Taiqing Courtyard, but from now on, this courtyard may be clean again?" ”

Yang Hou was stunned for a moment, pursed her lips and smiled: "I was negligent in this matter, and I inadvertently caused you so much trouble." It's just that this matter is not good for me to make a decree. Well, you bring the pen. ”

Yang Hou, who had been discharged from the hospital, returned and wrote down four big characters "clean and undisturbed" with a seal.

Empress Yang said: "Frame these four words and hang them on the door." I'd like to see who dares to bother you. ”

The little Taoist priest was immediately overjoyed, and wanted to shoot the case and exclaimed: "The sage's method is absolutely amazing!" Tsk, no wonder the official family loves the saint so much, with such a smart lady, which man in the world dares not to love it? ”

Naturally, he said this a little disrespectfully. The saint was not annoyed, but just glared at him and said angrily: "Poor mouth! ”

After sending the saint away, the little Taoist priest hugged Xu Ruoxue: "Madam, your performance today is fantastic." The husband was still worried, and the sage gave an order, and someone came to shave his hair and send him to the temple to be a nun. But I never thought that in the end, it would be a false alarm! ”

Xu Ruoxue unceremoniously pulled the little Taoist's ears and said angrily: "You, a dead Taoist, have caused trouble, but you want this woman to take the blame." You're damned! ”

Seeing the little Taoist priest begging for mercy again and again, Xu Ruoxue let go of her hand and sighed: "I can't imagine that Sister Rou'er still has such a backer, how can I discipline her as a sister in the future?" ”

The little Taoist priest sneered: "Rou'er is the most well-behaved, and she doesn't need to be disciplined." Rou'er is also the most submissive, and she will never dare to be unfavorable to your sister. It's best if you treat her with respect. ”

Xu Ruoxue sneered: "I respect her like a guest, so that you can enjoy the blessings of all people, isn't it?" ”

The little Taoist priest didn't dare to answer, and hurriedly Wang Gu said to him left and right: "Hey, Qiu Mutou, why didn't Yang see him after he came back?" ”

Xu Ruoxue sneered: "This piece of wood looks stupider than anyone else, but it is actually smarter than anyone else." Knowing that he couldn't cope with such an occasion, he simply hid. It's not like your old brother, who has come back to his senses by now. ”

The little Taoist priest laughed and went to find a drunken Taoist.

The drunken Taoist was really sitting at the head of the bed, and when he saw the little Taoist, he smiled bitterly: "When I first saw Yang, I thought that this was another romantic debt caused by you, and I wanted to say that although this woman is beautiful, she is also a little too old, brother, you have a heavy taste." ”

He looked at the little Taoist priest and said with palpitations: "You say, if I say this, my head is still not on my neck." ”

The little Taoist priest was dumbfounded, and after being stunned for a while, he said, "Yours must not be there, and my brother and I will not be there either." ”

The drunken Taoist sighed: "Yes, fortunately, my brother reminded me early, otherwise," he shuddered, not daring to say any more.

After being afraid, the drunken Taoist grabbed the little Taoist's hand and said with a smile: "Brother, since you are so familiar with Empress Yang, why don't you help your brother ask for a general." Don't bring too many soldiers, 10,000 or 20,000 will suffice. ”

The little Taoist priest was angry: "I will give you ten punches and a hundred punches." You have never been in the army, and you suddenly became a general, you want to kill your soldiers, don't you? ”

He patted the drunken Taoist on the shoulder: "Brother, I will never ask for an official for you." But I promise, it's your work, and no one wants to snatch him away. If you want to be a general, you can rely on your true skills to kill you with a sword and a sword. ”

The drunken Taoist nodded: "It's just a joke." With this sentence from my brother, I was relieved. Look, in less than three years, I will spell a general to show you. ”

"Okay, when my brother becomes a general, I will set up a banquet for my brother in this Taiqing courtyard to celebrate his achievements!"

Before the news of Yang Houfeng's arrival spread, the little Taoist priest hurriedly pulled everyone in the Taiqing Courtyard and hid in the inn. Naturally, he will not forget to find the best framer in Lin'an City and carefully frame the four words given by Yang Houci.

After the framing, the next day, the little Taoist priest took the new plaque and walked to the Taiqing Courtyard.

Before he approached Dongfu Street, he heard a noise in his ears. When he walked over to take a look, the little Taoist priest was dumbfounded.

Although I expected it, I went, there were too many people!

I saw that there were more than a dozen official sedan chairs and dozens of domestic servants, all of whom were gathered at the gate of the Taiqing Courtyard, and they looked at each other angrily.

The little Taoist priest passed, and countless pairs of eyes looked at him in unison. Then, with a bang, he saw countless people running towards him, countless hands stretched out to him, and countless invitations were stuffed into his arms.

"Little fairy, on the order of Zhang Shilang of the Ministry of Rites, I specially invite the little fairy to go to the Drunken Immortal Building at noon tomorrow for a gathering."

"Little fairy, tomorrow, my family Ah Lang will come to visit, and please take the time to see the little fairy, it will not be delayed for too long."

……

I'll go!

The little Taoist priest shouted: "Wood! ”

Qiu Mutou immediately blocked in front of the little Taoist.

The little Taoist priest said again: "Be quiet!" ”

The crowd fell silent.

The little Taoist priest raised the plaque in his hand and asked; "What is this word?"

"It's clean." Several people rushed to reply.

"Who wrote this?"

"It was written by Yang Guizhi." A family Ding just didn't answer, and immediately shouted loudly this time.

After shouting, he looked around triumphantly.

Everyone, including the little fairy, looked at him stupidly. Then the people around him all dispersed with a hula.

As soon as the man thought about it, sweat broke out on his forehead. He couldn't stand anymore, his body went limp, he knelt on the ground with a puff, and kowtowed repeatedly.

"A small rudeness deserves death. Small impertinence. ”

The little Taoist priest saw the two officials coming over with their waist knives, and didn't want this person to be punished for this, so he said angrily: "Since you know your mistake, don't get out quickly." ”

The man glanced at the little Taoist priest gratefully, and without saying a word, he ran away with a roll on the ground.

The little Taoist priest raised his voice and said: "What do these four words mean, I think everyone knows it." ”

Naturally, I know it, but just leave? Everyone looked at each other.

A loud laugh came, and a person got down from an official sedan chair, but it was Captain Yang.

Yang Taiwei said with a smile: "The little immortal is a Taoist priest, hiding in this quiet place, and he is naturally quiet and comfortable. ”

"Since even the saint respects the meaning of the little fairy and personally gives the words 'quiet and undisturbed', how dare I disturb it. Say goodbye. ”

Saying that, Taiwei Yang arched his hand, got up and left.

Seeing that his dignified lieutenant was gone, how could others dare to stay, so he naturally gave up his hand and left one after another.

After a while, the original noisy Taiqing Courtyard returned to its former tranquility.

The little Taoist priest took a breath, happy, and couldn't wait to kiss the plaque.

At night, the little Taoist priest was drawing talismans, and the drunken Taoist suddenly pushed the door in a hurry. The little Taoist priest made a mess of his pen, and an exorcism charm was scrapped.

"What's wrong? Dude. The little Taoist priest sighed and asked.

The drunken Taoist's eyes were a little straight: "Brother, you, in your back garden, it seems, it seems that there is a fairy." ”

"Fairy? What fairy? ”

The drunken Taoist said dumbfoundedly, "Really, really. She was neither a human nor a ghost, but she was born extremely charming, floating in the moonlight. That's right, she must be a fairy. ”

The little Taoist priest understood: "Hehe, brother, that's not a fairy, it's your younger brother and sister." ”

"What, what?"

"Her name is Rou'er, she is the beloved daughter of Li Guogong today, and she is my other wife."

"Ma'am, ma'am?"

"Well, I have two ladies."

"How, how is that possible?"

"Rou'er is in a special situation, she is a living soul. The body is intact, and the soul comes out of the body, and it becomes a living soul. Because she has been lying on the bed in the flesh, unconscious, Li Guogong pretended not to know about the two ladies I married and did not care about me. ”

The drunken Taoist patted his head: "I see." ”

Then he smiled and said, "Although it is your wife, it is also the body of a soul." With such a beauty, you can only look at it but not move it. Brother, I sympathize with you. ”

The little Taoist priest smiled cheaply: "That's not it." By chance, Rou'er learned some magical spells that I don't know if I should call them Daoshu or Immortal Arts. She can lead me into dreams and make fellowship with me in my dreams! ”

"The joy of divine fellowship is far greater than physical fellowship. The beauty of this, between heaven and earth, I am afraid that only I can enjoy it! ”

The drunken Taoist looked at him blankly, and said hatefully: "Brother, brother, I don't envy you, let alone you. ”

He stomped his foot, turned around and walked a few steps, waved his fist, and said loudly: "I will never envy you, I will never envy you." Hum! ”

The little Taoist priest laughed.

Thinking of Rou'er, the little Taoist priest didn't have the heart to draw talismans. He carefully put away the Heavenly Blessing Pen and walked towards the garden.

Holding Rou'er in his arms, the little Taoist priest asked softly, "Baby Rou'er, did you miss your Taoist brother?" ”

Rou'er nodded extremely obediently: "I think, the slaves who think about it are distressed." ”

The little Taoist priest smiled and rubbed her heart.

"Bad brother," Rou'er said disagreeingly: "By the way, Taoist brother, did my mother come to you?" ”

"You said Empress Yang, yes, but it scared your husband a lot."

Rou'er said guiltily: "I repeatedly begged my mother not to come, but my mother was angry and had to come." But my mother promised me that I would not be for Brother Shi and Sister Ruoxue. ”

The little Taoist priest kissed her forehead: "Empress Yang is indeed not embarrassed. ”

"I'm sorry, Brother Daoist."

"Since I know I'm sorry, then my baby should make up for it, your Taoist brother's injured liver."

"Uh-huh, how do you make up for it?"

"What do you say?"

"Bad brother."