"Ah Li, Ah Li, wake up"

Shi Jinlang jumped onto the stone and patted Ah Li's little face with his paws.

Ah Li woke up, she rubbed her worried eyes and looked at the rabbit in front of her and said, "Bao'er, what happened, how did Ah Li feel dizzy?"

"Uh" Shi Jinlang scratched the back of his head in embarrassment and said, "You just accidentally fell and hit the back of your head, it's okay, just take it slowly."

"Yes," Ah Li said with a confused look: "Ah Li remembers that it doesn't seem to be like this."

"That's not the case at all," the mother crocodile on the side said loudly, "It was the dead rabbit who knocked you unconscious while you weren't paying attention."

"Poof"

Shi Jinlang spurted out a mouthful of old blood, he turned his head and glared at the crocodile mother and said, "You dead old girl, you can die if you don't speak"

"Bang"

Before he finished speaking, Shi Jinlang felt a heavy punch in the head, and then fell to the ground.

"Okay, you slut Lang, Ah Li knows it's you"

Shi Jinlang got up from the ground, and when he looked up, he saw Ah Li's angry little face.

"What's the situation with holding the grass, why is Ah Li called Master Lang and a slut Lang?"

"It's not in the plot, it's not in the plot."

"It seems that Master Lang knocked Ah Li unconscious, and he was seen by the crocodile mother when he was done"

"That's Master Lang deserves it, his daughter-in-law dares to fight, I'm afraid I'll lose my mind."

"That's right, Goddess Ah Li played well, and I support you to beat the rabbit head of Master Banglang"

"Well done"

Seeing Ah Li beating the rabbit, the live broadcast room suddenly boiled.

"That" Shi Jinlang didn't have time to deal with the group of rabbits in the live broadcast room, he looked at Ah Li with a smile on his face and said: "Ah Li, listen to my explanation, the situation was more critical at that time, and I had to do it as a last resort."

"Is it" Ah Li stretched out his hand and grabbed Shi Jinlang's rabbit ears and said: "Did you feel good when you hit Ah Li?"

"Cool, it's not cool"

"Hahaha"

Seeing that the rabbit was deflated, the roaring dog hugged its stomach and laughed, and it pointed at the rabbit with its paws while laughing: "I didn't expect that the invincible rabbit also had a time when it was sanctioned, hahaha"

After laughing for a long time, the roaring dog felt that the atmosphere was a little wrong, it looked up suddenly, only to see Mao Mao and Guiguzi looking at it like a pen, and at the same time, there was a gloomy gaze staring at it.

"Uh-that"

The roaring dog's laughter stopped abruptly, and it turned back to the rabbit and grinned: "Master, I am purely lip-talking, without the slightest disrespect"

"Bang Bang"

The roaring dog opened the bow left and right and pumped his two big mouths and said: "Palm mouth, I palm my own mouth"

"Maomao, set up a pot to boil water, and eat dog meat hot pot at noon"

"Don't, don't"

Mao Mao pulled out the iron pot, looked at the roaring dog with a gloating expression and said: "Dead dog, you are new here, here the rabbit is the boss, Sister Ah Li is the boss, the boss is the boss, the boss is the boss when he bullies the boss, it's best to pretend not to see it, otherwise, hehe the iron pot will serve"

"That's right, a newcomer should look like a newcomer, don't jump like this before you don't understand many rules" Guiguzi fell into the stone path on the side.

"I feel sorry for the howling dog, it's it that gets hurt every time"

"This dog isn't a monkey spirit, why is his IQ suddenly not online today?"

"I guess it's a great feeling to see the rabbit being abused, and you laugh when you are left alone."

"It seems that this dog has not been professionally trained, no matter how funny it is, it can't be laughed."

"Howling Dog: Damn, I couldn't help it"

"Master, I was wrong, I don't dare anymore" The howling dog ghost cried wolf and pounced at the rabbit's feet and said: "The master doesn't care about the villain, spare my dog's life, spare my dog's life."

Seeing that the rabbit ignored him, the roaring dog pounced at Ah Li's feet and said, "Sister Ah Li, you help persuade my master and beg him not to eat dog meat hot pot."

"Slut Lang, you spared the roaring dog, Ah Li decided not to care about the matter of you knocking Ah Li unconscious"

Ah centrifuge intestines are relatively soft, and when she saw the roaring dog crying and calling her mother, she had to give up her original plan to punish the rabbit well.

"You can skip dog meat hot pot"

Shi Jinlang pinched his waist, looked at the crocodile mother lying next to him with bad intentions, and said, "I can't stop eating crocodile hot pot."

"This is good, this is good"

The Howling Dog burst into tears and laughed, and applauded on the spot.

"How dare you"

Ah Li took a step to the side, stood in front of the crocodile mother, pinched his waist and glared at the rabbit and said, "You dare to eat the crocodile mother, the old lady is not finished with you"

"Alas, the goddess Ah Li has fallen, if you don't learn, what are you learning?"

"Yes, this crocodile mother is itchy and underwhelming, look at what our goddess Ali has been taught"

"It is recommended that Master Lang give it another ride to support Dafa"

"I think it's better to suck it, suck it until it's half paralyzed, can't take care of itself, see if it still jumps"

"There's nothing wrong with it, just suck it and you're done"

“”

Shi Jinlang pursed his lips, with a helpless face, he knew that Ah Li would be united with the crocodile mother, and Shi Jinlang should have used the star sucking method to suck the crocodile mother to the point that she couldn't take care of herself.

"Bang"

A big tail swept over, and the whistling dogs that were clapping were swept out without noticing, and plunged into the waterhole next to them with a "poof".

The howling dog finally crawled out of the pool, and when he looked up, he saw a huge mouth of blood basin open.

"Dead dog, I heard you're going to eat crocodile hot pot"

"Hahaha" Mao Mao clapped and laughed on the side: "Dead dog, there is one more thing that can't be messed with, that is the old lady of the crocodile mother"

"Puff"

There was a splash of water, and Mao Mao also went into the water.

"Okay" Shi Jinlang said angrily: "Don't make trouble, let's get out of here quickly"

As he spoke, Shi Jinlang jumped up from the ground and wanted to leave, but at this moment, the mobile phone ringtone in Zhihaili rang.

"It's you again, is there something wrong with the call?"

The call was made by Sun Dayong, and Shi Jinlang answered the phone and asked impatiently.

"Brother Jinlang, there is something urgent," Sun Dayong's voice was impatient.

"If you have something to say, if you have a fart, let it go, Master Rabbit is busy"

"Okay, okay, I'll take a breath first" Sun Da bravely gasped: "Also, you turn off the voice of the live broadcast first"

"Why do you want to turn off the live voice," Shi Jinlang asked puzzled.

"This matter is very important, and no one can know about it except you and me," Sun Dayong said in a low voice.

Hearing that Sun Dayong's tone was not quite right, Shi Jinlang hesitated for a moment, but still muted the live broadcast room.

"Now you can say, what the hell is going on"

"A death order has been issued from above, asking you to protect Wu Zetian, the empress of the Tang Dynasty"

"What the hell" Shi Jinlang said with a confused face: "Why does Master Rabbit want to protect Wu Zetian"

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