"Run some errands out there and be back in a moment!" Shi Jinlang said hurriedly.

"Come back quickly, I'll take Xiaojie home, let's have a meal together in the evening!"

"Okay, okay, go back right away, go back right away!"

Shi Jinlang stood up from his chair and then hung up the phone.

The matter of the cutting-edge scientific research room Shi Jinlang decided to put it aside for the time being, he wanted to rush back now and accompany Fat Dun and them to dinner.

"Dr. Sun, what's the matter with you old boy?"

Before leaving, Shi Jinlang said to the empty office: "I still pointed to you to come back to the earth, you are good, don't do it, who am I looking for!" ”

As he was talking, Shi Jinlang suddenly felt a little holding his urine, he looked around, didn't find the bathroom, and didn't know what to think, Shi Jinlang walked straight to a flower pot in the corner, unbuckled his belt and prepared to urinate.

Through the virtual reality engine before, Shi Jinlang once came to Sun Dayong's office, and it was in this flower pot that he urinated a lot, and revisited the old place, Shi Jinlang felt that he still had to pee again to be perfect.

"Whoa-la-"

As soon as he soaked in urine, Shi Jinlang suddenly felt refreshed.

"What is this?"

As soon as Shi Jinlang fastened his belt, he reflexively looked down at the flower pot, and suddenly found that the soil in the flower pot was washed away by urine, revealing a golden thing.

Shi Jinlang squatted down, he picked up a towel on the ground and pulled the golden thing out of the dirt.

"What's that?"

Shi Jinlang wiped the urine and mud off it with a towel, and found that it was a palm-sized metal fitting, which looked very much like the kind of memory used in antique computers.

"What the hell is this? Why is it in a pot? ”

Shi Jinlang was a little confused, it stands to reason that if it is garbage, it should be thrown in the trash can, and if it is an important thing, it should not be thrown in the flower pot, unless someone deliberately hides this thing here, just like a married man hiding his private money behind his wife's back.

Shi Jinlang put this memory module-like thing in his pocket, because he intuitively felt that this thing should be important.

"Who, who's in there?"

Shi Jinlang had just loaded his things when a loud roar suddenly came from outside the door.

"What the hell, you still dare to come back?"

Shi Jinlang kicked open the door and strode out.

"Who are you?"

At the door was a middle-aged man in a security uniform, holding a flashlight in his hand, and asked Jin Lang when he deliberately shook it.

"Who are you?"

There are all fake decoration workers, and Shi Jinlang now suspects that the security guard in front of him is also an impostor.

"Who am I?" The security guard stomped his feet and said: "I am the security guard of Canglan Building, someone reported that there were thieves here, and I came up for a routine inspection!" ”

"Fart!" Shi Jinlang took a sip and said, "Who can prove it?" ”

"Attention security, the thief has been caught, hurry up and call the police!"

"Hold the grass-" Shi Jinlang was stunned for a moment and said, "You are a real security guard!" ”

"Boy, I came in for most of the day to steal things, and I can catch you this time!" As he spoke, the security guard pounced on him and prepared to push the waves.

"Big brother, those thieves have escaped, I'm passing by, passing by!"

Shi Jinlang laughed with him, urged the splitting light to turn into shadows, dodged the security guard's outstretched hand, and then quickly rushed into the corridor.

"Pay attention to the security department, the thief has run away, take the ladder, stop him!"

Shi Jinlang heard the shouting of the security guard behind him, shook his head, and then pushed open the skylight above the staircase and jumped out.

"Today is a good day, everything you want can come true-"

The taxi driver was listening faintly, and there was a loud "bang" next to him.

"Who!"

The taxi driver got out of the car and took a look, only to see Shi Jinlang rushing up panting.

"Hurry up, hurry up, go quickly!"

Shi Jinlang sat in the car and quickly urged the taxi driver to drive away.

The taxi driver galloped all the way, and in less than twenty minutes, he delivered Shi Jinlang to Fat Dun's home.

"Well done!"

Shi Jinlang threw another hundred yuan to the taxi driver, and then left.

Shi Jinlang pushed open the door of the house, the room was very lively, Ah Li and Fat Dun's little nurse's new girlfriend were busy in the kitchen, Daji Baobao and others were watching TV, Liu Chan and Zhong Wuyan were wrestling their wrists in the competition, and Fat Dun was making a temporary cameo cheerleader on the side.

"Ah, the prodigal son is back!"

Seeing Shi Jinlang coming back, Fat Dun hurriedly stood up and greeted him.

"Bang-"

Liu Chan loosened his fist and panted: "Sister, I lost, you are stronger than a cow!" ”

"Bao'er is back?" Ah Li smiled sweetly at Shi Jinlang and said, "You wait first, start the meal immediately!" ”

"Bunny poop!"

As soon as Shi Jinlang finished greeting Ah Li, he turned around and let Daji baby pounce.

"Bunny Baba, where have you been all day?" Daji baby pouted and said: "People are bored to death in the house, when will the rabbit take people out to play!" ”

"Tomorrow, tomorrow I'll take the baby out to play!" Shi Jinlang rubbed Daji's baby's little head.

"Really?" Baby Daji said excitedly.

"Really!" Shi Jinlang nodded and said, "Go ahead, go watch TV, I have something to do with your fat uncle!" ”

"What's the matter?"

Fat Dun looked at Shi Jinlang suspiciously and asked.

"Come with me!"

Shi Jinlang pulled Fat Dun into his room.

"What's the matter, so mysterious?"

Entering the room, Fat Dun asked suspiciously.

"Do you know what this thing is?"

Shi Jinlang took out the memory module from his pocket and handed it to Fat Dundao.

Fat Dun picked it up and looked at it, frowned and said, "Why does it smell of urine?" ”

Shi Jinlang rolled his eyes and said, "Don't worry about the smell first, do you know what this thing is?" ”

"This is the oldest storage device for a microcomputer, similar to a cloud processor!" Fat Dun glanced at it and handed it to Shi Jinlang and said: "This kind of thing is eliminated, the reaction speed is too slow, not to mention, the key is that there are too few things that can be stored, you want to match the computer and tell me, buddy will get you a top one, you don't have to make this kind of garbage yourself!" ”

"Phew-" Shi Jinlang snorted and said, "Equipped with a fart computer, help me see if there is anything stored in it!" ”

"Oh!" Fat Dun said with a suddenly realized expression: "What do you mean, this is not what you bought?" ”

"Of course not!" Shi Jinlang glanced at him and said: "I suspect that someone left me some key information here, I don't know much about this, so I need you to help me open the file inside!" ”

"Then you've found the right person!" Fat Dun "hehe" smiled and said, "Wait, I'll get it for you right away!" ”

Fat Dun ran to the next room and found a dusty laptop and brought it over: "There are not many things that can adapt to this kind of hard drive now, but fortunately I have an antique laptop here!" ”

"Alright, open it and see what's inside!"

"Wait!"

Fat Dun turned on the power and then pressed the power button on the laptop.

After ten minutes, the computer finally turned on successfully.

"360 reminds you that it took you one year, two hundred and thirty-four days, eleven hours, forty-eight minutes and fifty-three seconds to boot up, and successfully defeated 0% of the country's users.

"I didn't succeed in booting it once before, and I guess the time was recorded by this junk software!" Fat Dun smiled and said, "Don't care about these details, let's see what's in this hard drive!" ”

Fat Dun skillfully hot-swappable replaced the laptop's hard drive, and the antique laptop screen flashed for a moment, and then returned to normal.

"Nothing, empty!"

Fat Dun clicked on my computer, found the storage space column of the hard disk and said: "Look, the available memory is 1024GB, and the total memory is 1024GB, which proves that there is no data saved in it!" ”

Fat Dun said, double-clicking and clicking on the disk file.

"Look, there's nothing!"

The hard drive was blank, and as Fat Dun said, there was nothing in it.

"It doesn't make sense!" Shi Jinlang scratched the back of his head and said, "Even if it's a piece of garbage, it shouldn't be thrown in a flower pot!" ”

Fat Dun glanced up at Shi Jinlang and said, "Are you sure you threw it in the flower pot and not in the toilet?" ”

"Wait a minute!" Shi Jinlang suddenly thought of something, he looked back at Fat Dun and said: "Check if there are any hidden documents, you can't see them on the surface, maybe they are hidden!" ”

"Big brother, there is no change in the storage space, where will there be hidden files!"

Fat Dun said so, but he still pointed out the hidden folder according to Shi Jinlang's request, not to mention, there is really a hidden file.

"TXT format?"

Fat Dun frowned and said, "How can such an ancient document format still be saved!" ”

"Click on it and take a look!"

Shi Jinlang anxiously urged.

"That's—"

Fat Dun casually clicked on this unnamed TXT format file, and a line of numbers appeared in it.

“284484546482944636！”

"What does that mean?"

Shi Jinlang is a computer novice, and he doesn't know any binary and other digital passwords.

Fat Dun took out his mobile phone and entered this string of numbers into the APP applet of binary password detection, and after a moment, he shook his head and said: "This is a string of garbled characters, which has no practical significance!" ”

"Impossible!" Shi Jinlang shook his head and said, "There must be something interesting!" ”

"Prodigal, what's wrong with you?" Fat Dun pointed to the computer screen and said: "This is a string of garbled characters, the face scrolls on the keyboard and is typed casually, there is a fart meaning!" ”

"Brother Shi, dead fatty, what are you doing in the house? Come out to eat! ”

Chubby Dun's little nurse girlfriend knocked on the door and urged Shi Jinlang and Chubby Dun to go out to eat.

"Wife, wait a minute, this is coming!"

Fat Dun turned off the computer casually, then patted Shi Jinlang's shoulder and said, "Let's go, let's go eat!" ”

“284484546482944636——”

Shi Jinlang was talking about this string of numbers, and he wanted to use homophony to find the meaning that this string of numbers wanted to convey, but Shi Jinlang found that this string of numbers didn't seem to have any meaningful homophony.

"Forget it, let's go eat!"

Shi Jinlang finally believed that this was a string of meaningless garbled characters, and simply stopped thinking about it.

After eating, a large group of people got together to chat, Fat Dun talked about the troubles he had with Shi Jinlang when he was a child, and the big guy who laughed leaned back and forth, Shi Jinlang echoed two sentences at will, and he was still thinking about the meaning of the string of numbers in his mind.

"Why don't we play a game?" Fat Dun patted Shi Jinlang's shoulder and said, "Prodigal son, play a game!" ”

"Okay, what's going on?" Shi Jinlang came back to his senses and asked.

"Just play the game of big brother's bed, okay?" Fat Dun looked at Shi Jinlang with a sly face.

"You're really a!" Shi Jinlang glanced at him and knew what dirty thoughts he had.

"Okay, okay, just play the game of what is in the big brother's bed!"

"How do you play?" Ah Li asked with a simple face.

"yes, how to play!" Zhong Wuyan and Liu Chan said in unison.

Fat Dun said with a cheap smile: "The rules of this game are very simple, that is, use imagination, everyone Solitaire to say what is on the big brother's bed, it must be reasonable, for example, the big brother has a mobile phone on the bed, and the big brother has a quilt on the bed!" ”

"Got it!" Liu Chan slapped the table and said, "Young Master Ben is a game genius!" ”

"Really?" Fat Dun "hehe" smiled and said: "If you lose, you have to drink beer!" ”

"Drink it, drink it!"

"Who's afraid of whom!"

Zhong Wuyan and Liu Chan tasted beer on Earth for the first time, and they liked the taste.

"Babies want to play too!"

Baby Daji came up and said.

"What are the children playing, go to the cartoons!"

Fat Dun rolled his eyes and said.

"Dead fatty, what kind of cow are you, believe it or not, let my rabbit poop and beat you!" Daji baby glared at the fat dun, and then sat on the sofa angrily to see the pleasant goat and the gray wolf.

"I'll watch it with the baby!"

Mao Mao also wanted to participate in the game, but it was the Pleasant Goat and the Big Big Wolf that attracted it more.

"Alright, the prodigal son will try to do a sample first!" Fat Dun patted Shi Jinlang's shoulder and said.

"Oh, good!" Shi Jinlang came back to his senses and said: "Big brother has a woman on the bed!" ”

"Awesome!" Fat Dun sneaked a thumbs up to Shi Jinlang.

Shi Jinlang pursed his lips and smiled awkwardly, in fact, he didn't think much about it, and said it in passing.

After Shi Jinlang finished speaking, it was Ah Li's turn, Ah Li looked at Shi Jinlang's side face, and said busily: "Big brother has a rabbit on the bed!" ”

"Huh?" Fat Dun was stunned for a moment and said: "It's unreasonable, sister-in-law has to drink!" ”

"!" Shi Jinlang glanced at the fat dun and said: "Big brother likes small animals, can't there be a little rabbit on the bed?" ”

Fat Dun pinched Shi Jinlang underneath, and whispered: "Dude, this is helping you, women are not drunk, how can men have a chance?" ”

Shi Jinlang glanced at him and ignored him.

After Ah Li finished speaking, it was Zhong Wuyan's turn, and Zhong Wuyan said without thinking: "Big brother has a sledgehammer on the bed!" ”

"This-" Fat Dun said with black lines on his head, "Why did you get the sledgehammer out?" ”

"Just now, the adult said that there is a woman in the eldest brother's bed, and I am a woman!" Zhong Wuyan pinched his waist and said, "Isn't it?" ”

"Yes, yes, yes!" Fat Dun nodded and said, "But you are a woman, what does it have to do with the big brother having a sledgehammer on the bed?" ”

"I'm nicknamed Sledgehammer!" Zhong Wuyan looked at Fat Dun and said, "And I like to sleep with my sledgehammer when I sleep, can't I?" ”

The new book "Please Kill Me" has been launched, welcome everyone to collect and read!

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