"No, no, no-" The jade-faced little flying tiger's head shook like a rattle: "This tiger can also kill people and set fires, rob houses and houses, and for the sake of the boss, you can go to the soup and fire, and treat death as home!" ”

"That's just like words, I'll help you up!"

Shi Jinlang wanted to go up and help it as he spoke, but the jade-faced little flying tiger slammed into a slam and jumped up from the ground and said, "I don't need the boss to help me, I can get up by myself!" ”

Shi Jinlang shook his head helplessly, it seems that the crocodile mother has left a lot of trauma in the fragile heart of the jade-faced little flying tiger.

"Little San, come here!" Mao Mao said to the jade-faced little flying tiger: "Go to the firewood on the hour!" ”

"Okay, Brother Mao!"

"Little San, there are fish in the lake, come back with firewood and catch two for the old lady!" The mother crocodile didn't lift her head.

"Okay, Fish Mom!"

“...”

Shi Jinlang is full of black lines, this is why he just accepted a little brother, and he hasn't called it yet, Mao Mao and the crocodile mother are so skillful in calling.

"Maomao, there is a tree in Taniguchi, there are white crystals on the bark, you go and scrape some back!"

"Boss, that kind of thing can't be eaten, it's salty to death!"

"That's called salt skin wood, the crystals secreted by the photosynthesis of this tree are called salt crystals, this is a condiment, only stupid monkeys like you take it as a snack to eat, and you will be killed!"

"Hahaha-" The mother crocodile gloated on the side, "Call you monkey to pat the ass every day, now pat the rabbit's hooves!" ”

"What are you laughing at?" Shi Jinlang turned his head and glared at the crocodile mother and said, "And you, there is a bush next to the waterfall, and there are a lot of small red fruits on it, go pick some back!" ”

"If the old lady doesn't go, the old lady has a back pain!" The mother crocodile glared at Shi Jinlang, and then leaned on the ground and said, "Call me when the meat is roasted!" ”

"It's good not to go, right?" Shi Jinlang turned back to Mao Mao and said: "You scrape more salt crystals and come back, by the way, find out if there is a pot, and eat crocodile meat stew at night!" ”

"Okay!" Mao Mao said with a smile.

"You cheap monkey, tear your fork with a smile again!" The mother crocodile got up from the ground, glared at Maomao, and then turned back to Shi Jinlang and said, "Isn't it okay for the old lady to go?" It's going to bully the old lady, you see if the old lady comes back and sues you! ”

After assigning Maomao and the crocodile mother to work, Shi Jinlang suddenly felt refreshed, and at present, this boss has a sense of accomplishment.

"Bao'er, is this crocodile also your friend?"

Ah Li watched the rabbit direct the monkey and the crocodile to work, and although he couldn't understand the conversation between them, Ah Li found it funny.

"Bullshit friend, the old lady was ridden as a mule by this dead rabbit, and now she has to be called like a dog!"

The crocodile mother was angry in her heart, and when she heard Ah Li speak, she was ready to sue her in front of her.

"Little girl, you have to make the decision for the crocodile mother, discipline and discipline your object well, it rides on me, not to mention, but also pees on me, that's it, it still wants to take the old lady what -"

"Don't waste your time, Ah Li can't understand you!" Shi Jinlang glanced at the crocodile mother and said, "If you don't go over, you won't have to go over when Maomao comes back!" ”

When the mother crocodile heard this, she spread her little short legs and went straight to the direction of Jiuqu Waterfall.

"I don't believe I can't cure you, old!"

Shi Jinlang looked at the back of the crocodile mother in the distance, and couldn't help laughing.

"Bao'er, how did you get to know the monkey and the crocodile, I feel that the conversation between you must be interesting, but it's a pity that Ah Li can't understand it!"

Ah Li sat next to Shi Jinlang, took out a branch and handed it to him, and said with an expectant face: "Hurry up, tell me how you met each other!" ”

Shi Jinlang took over the branches with black lines on his head, if this is written, it must be written to the Year of the Monkey and the month of the horse. However, seeing Ah Li's excited appearance, Shi Jinlang still lowered his head and wrote down the process of his acquaintance with Maomao and the crocodile mother.

In order to be afraid that Ah Li would be worried, Shi Jinlang automatically hid the story about the Ancient Demon Dao Jiang Ziya.

After writing, Shi Jinlang threw away the branches and sat on the grass, he was short enough, but he was still tired like a dog, he really sympathized with the flowers of the motherland, and he had to write a schoolbag of homework every day.

"Wow, I didn't expect my Bao'er to have such strong communication skills, why didn't I find out before!"

After Ah Li finished reading it, he lowered his head and kissed Shi Jinlang on the head.

Shi Jinlang held his head high, pouted, and motioned for Ah Li to take another bite on his mouth, Ah Li pretended not to see, picked up the branch from the ground and handed it to Shi Jinlang's paw and said: "How did you find me, and how did you let Mao Mao come to save me, and how did the crocodile mother eat its seven aunts and eight aunts——"

"Oh my God, Lao Tzu doesn't want to write, Lao Tzu needs a translator, go down to an eighth-level angel of beast language to save the rabbit master!"

At this moment, Shi Jinlang had a flash of inspiration in his mind, yes, it was a mobile phone, Shi Jinlang assimilated a mobile phone in his mind, the mobile phone can make calls, and has all the functions of a normal mobile phone, does this mean that Shi Jinlang can use his mobile phone to download some APPs that can translate the beast language?

"Ah Li, wait a minute!"

This bold idea made Shi Jinlang excited, he quickly wrote a line on the ground, and then concentrated on studying the mobile phone template condensed by radio waves in the sea.

Shi Jinlang expected it to be good, the mobile phone in Zhihai can not only make calls, but also run all the downloaded APP normally, Shi Jinlang clicked on WeChat casually, and a series of unread information in it almost filled his Zhihai.

"Xiao Lang, it's the teacher who didn't teach you well, I hope there is no pain in heaven!"

A message from a high school teacher in Shi Jinlang.

"Shi Jinlang, although I don't like you very much, but the deceased is the biggest, classmates, I'll burn some paper money for you to spend, if the money is not enough, give me your dreams at any time!"

Shi Jinlang's high school classmates.

"I hope you can get rid of your stubborn donkey temper in the next life, and break up with you not because you have no money, but because you have no money and a stubborn donkey still likes to pretend to be forced around!"

Shi Jinlang's ex-girlfriend.

"Hahaha, it's a good death, I read the news that there is no scum left, it's really happy!"

Shi Jinlang's ex-girlfriend's current boyfriend.

There is also a sworn friend of Shi Jinlang, a little fat man who grew up wearing a pair of pants since he was a child, because he is short and fat, so Shi Jinlang is used to calling him Fat Dun, as for what is the name of Fat Dun, Shi Jinlang really can't remember.

Fat Dun sent a voice message: "Brother Lang, I miss you so much, I miss the days when you covered me, without you, I have to be bullied by that group of people every day, I dreamed of drinking with you when I dreamed, and when I woke up, you were gone, I couldn't tell what reality was and what was a dream, just let me stay so drunk like mud, at least there are good buddies drinking together in my dreams!" ”

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