523 Chasing a Woman? Poor Dao will not
Moonlight.
"Baby Rou'er, you tell Brother Daoist, what does Qingyan think, okay?" The little Taoist priest pleaded.
Rou'er raised her head: "No, slaves don't teach their husbands to chase other women." ”
The little Taoist priest sighed: "Rou'er, on one side is your beloved Taoist brother, and on the other side is your beloved sister Qingyan, how can you not hope that the two most important people in your life will die without saying a word." ”
"That's right." Rou'er tilted her little head, hesitated for a long time, and then said: "Brother Daoist, the slave secretly told you that Sister Qingyan actually wants you and pursues her very carefully. ”
Yes! The little Taoist priest was dumbfounded: "I'll go, chase women, I won't be poor!" Do you want to teach me? ”
Rou'er pouted: "The slave is a woman, how do women know how to chase women." Besides, even if you know, you won't tell. No, don't even think about it. ”
The little Taoist priest frowned: "But I really won't." ”
Rou'er scoffed: "Hmph, then how did you catch up with Sister Ruoxue and the slave?" And that, the slave didn't know before, and I don't know where to get out of Zhu Xiaoniang. ”
The little Taoist priest shouted: "Rou'er, the conscience of heaven and earth, I am with you, and we are naturally together." How have I pursued you with all my heart? ”
Moreover, it's all your overlords who have made a bow, okay? Of course, the last sentence, the little Taoist priest did not say.
Rou'er thought about it, too. So she also frowned: "What then?" My sister has been in love twice before, and both men are very attentive to pursuing women. ”
Hey, the little Taoist priest sighed: "This woman who has read a lot, this is not good, why do you have so much thought?" Two people look at the right eye, don't they just get together, do they have to do so many tricks? ”
"Or, you bow my overlord; Or, I'll take a hard bow to your overlord. It's done. Look, how simple it could be! ”
"Really, what now?"
After meditating for a day, at dusk, the little Taoist priest went to the Wenhui again.
This time it's not the Autumn Lake Cultural Society, but the Sanjiang Cultural Society.
What will I do in Wenwen? Didn't you cooperate well with Yoo Qingyan last time? Liu Qingyan also had a lot of fun. Since it's good, let's do it again.
The famous little fairy went to the meeting in person, and he could make the literati cry wolf howl with excitement. Now the little fairy is famous! The Wenhui in Lin'an City, which one doesn't want to invite him.
The last Qiuhu Literary Meeting invited little immortals, but in February and March, it spread all over the Great Song Dynasty, and it became a beautiful talk in the literary world for a while. Li Wenqing and Zuo Saburo also became famous, and they were hot for a while.
It's just that after being ecstatic, these literati found that something seemed to be wrong? Since the little fairy took his seat, he only watched from the wall, and easily did not speak.
Oh no, it's absolutely not open. That is, there is a scholar with a nervous and excited heart, holding his new work, respectfully asking him to comment, and the little fairy is also noncommittal, just with an unfathomable smile on his face.
This laugh, laughing from beginning to end, seeing that the Wenhui was about to end, he actually passed it, Xu Shu entered Cao Ying, and didn't say a word!
I'll go!
So, no matter how earth-shattering the name of the little immortal, some scholars couldn't help but mutter: This guy won't be here to cheat and cheat! Otherwise, it's easy to say otherwise, those two pairs, you will come out! Just laugh at this unfathomable smile, laugh a fart!
No one knew that the little Taoist priest who was calm on the surface at this time was actually already anxious!
He pleaded with a bitter face: "Qingyan, my aunt, please, don't die without help!" ”
"Grandma, it's me who is wrong, I am very wrong, I am wrong. When I go back, I can do whatever you want, just ask me to learn how to bark as a pig or crawl as a dog. All I want you to do is help me now, okay? ”
Liu Qingyan remained silent.
The little Taoist priest really wanted to cry: "Auntie, it's been an hour and a half, and I don't know how many pots of tea I have drunk, but I didn't say a word." Woo woo, my face is about to be lost, and my old bottom is almost unbearable. ”
"Pretending to be profound here, occasionally smiling, others should smile at each other, and they will have respect. But I laughed for an hour and a half. I'll go, then others won't treat you as a fool! ”
"My loved ones, help!"
Hearing his miserable scream, Liu Qingyan finally opened her mouth, and her voice was full of unconcealable schadenfreude: "Who told you to come to this cultural meeting." You want me to help you make a name, Zhang Tianyi, you dream! ”
The little Taoist priest choked up and said, "Auntie, am I, Zhang Tianyi, a person who cares about fame and fortune?" I have a way to ask for a name, what do I do to participate in this Raushzi's literary meeting? It's a high-stakes job! ”
"Qingyan, the person I care about is you. I just want to fight with you again and conquer the field together. I just want to see the heartfelt self-satisfaction and joy from the bottom of my heart after you are alone. ”
"Qingyan, I just want you to be happy, that's all!"
Hearing this, Liu Qingyan was silent for a while and asked, "You, are you true?" ”
Seeing that there was hope, the little Taoist priest hurriedly shouted, "Qingyan, can't you spy into my heart now?" My sincerity is here, please take a closer look and see if what I am saying is true or false? ”
"Qingyan, now, it's the battlefield between you and me. On this battlefield, I am the one who holds the sword on the surface, but you are the one who really kills the enemy. Qingyan, please don't let you lose the battlefield, okay? ”
Liu Qingyan was silent for a while, and finally said: "Zhang Tianyi, for the sake of what you said so pitifully, I will help you again." But you need to remember that just because I help you doesn't mean I forgive you. I'm still mad at you, I'm still hating you, you understand? ”
What are you angry with me, what do you hate me for, I don't understand! But on his lips, the little Taoist priest naturally responded: "Yes, yes, I understand, I understand very well." ”
"Qingyan, thank you, really, special thanks!"
With Liu Qingyan's help, the little Taoist priest immediately had confidence. So he looked up and smiled.
This smile is no longer a smile, but a smile, very calm, very self-satisfied, very arrogant!
Seeing that the little fairy finally had another expression, the people around him immediately fell silent. The silence was soon transmitted to the audience like a wave, and the audience fell silent.
The little Taoist priest raised the teacup, stood up, and said loudly: "Everyone, just now, the poor Dao soul traveled outside the world, and exchanged cultivation experience with an old Taoist in Kunlun Mountain, and unconsciously indulged in it, and got carried away for a while, so I am really sorry for neglecting you." ”
"Poor Dao will replace wine with tea, and I would like to toast everyone to apologize!"
As soon as he said this, the people who had some doubts in their hearts immediately lost their doubts. No wonder, the little fairy laughed from beginning to end, laughed for more than an hour, it turned out to be, it was actually a soul wandering out of the world.
Tsk, it's really a fairy, this way, this supernatural power, amazing, amazing!
An old road on Kunlun Mountain? But I don't know which old Taoist it is. Could it be that in addition to the little immortals, there are also old immortals in this world?
For a while, all the literati stood up one after another, bowed their hands one after another, and said "don't dare" and "don't dare".
After drinking tea, the little Taoist priest sat down and said with a little embarrassment: "Where did you talk about it just now?" ”
One person said: "Last time at the Autumn Lake Literary Meeting, the little immortal produced two eternal absolutes in a row. Half a year has passed, and countless people have definitely tried these two pairs, even if they are not talented, they have been thinking hard for a few days. But up to now, there are countless talented people in my Great Song Dynasty, and none of them can be good! ”
"Half a year has passed, please ask the little fairy to uncover the mystery, let me wait to admire."
The little Taoist priest said, "This is easy to say. Listen up. ”
"Shanglian, a lonely boat, sat on two or three sausters, enabled four oars and five sails, passed through six beaches and seven bays, and experienced eight ups and downs, but it was very late."
"Xialian, ten years of cold window, entered ninety-eight academies, abandoned seven emotions and six desires, studied the Five Classics and four books hard, took the exam three times and twice, and must be in this day."
As soon as this joint came out, the audience applauded. Some scholars who have failed to test for a long time are even more gloomy when they think of their hard work over the years.
"Shanglian, Nanyue Peak, Feng on the peak, the wind blows the maple and moves the peak."
"Xialian, Beihe Bridge, Qiaoqiao under the bridge, I can't see the haggard bridge."
This pair, although it is not as natural as the previous one, is a homophonic pair, and it is extremely difficult to match it neatly. Naturally, the scholars applauded.
There is no doubt that like the Qiuhu Literary Society, this Sanjiang Literary Association will definitely become famous in the literary world!
After waking up from "Soul Wandering in the World", the little fairy made witty words, and the mouth became a chapter, and the spit was written. He recited poems casually, singing ten songs, the first of which was fine. One of them, "Wan Zhuan Song", can become a classic through the ages:
It's like a twist
Wanwan turns the fog and draws the yarn, and the flowers in the red, red, green and green garden.
They have parked night crows, lonely and lonely daughters' homes.
Although the poem is eclectic, it is full of fun and is really amazing to read. Naturally, the fire was ignited.
When the interest was the highest, all the scholars were reluctant to drink this time in order to see the demeanor of the little fairy. This is a little fairy, after getting drunk, where can I go to see him again?
It wasn't until the moon hung in the middle of the sky that the little fairy left in a chic farewell in the admiration, worship and gratitude of all the scholars.
Once again, it's all fun!
Tonight, the moon is shining.
Walking on the streets of Lin'an, the little Taoist priest asked with a smile: "Qingyan, are you happy?" ”
Liu Qingyan blurted out: "Happy." ”
immediately remembered that he was still reserved, but he was still angry, so he changed his words: "I'm not happy." helped another deceitful and famous-stealing man to gain fame. ”
The little Taoist priest smiled: "I have a unique talented woman possessed, and I am naturally a unique talent in the world." What am I afraid of? ”
"Qingyan, the world has a legend that Wenqu Xing is a man, but in my opinion, Wenqu Xing is a woman. Qingyan, you are the real Wenqu star. ”
Liu Qingyan said angrily: "Flim tongue! What if I'm a Wenqu star, hum, you are a dead Zhang Tianyi, and you don't know how to appreciate my literary talent. ”
"But I can appreciate you! Your talent, your talent, your talent, are part of you, and I can appreciate all of you. That's enough, isn't it? ”
Liu Qingyan was silent: "Zhang Tianyi, your mouth is really sweeter than smearing honey." ”
"Qingyan, you know it too!" The little Taoist priest smiled: "So, Rou'er always likes to kiss me when she is fine." ”
These words are a little provocative, Liu Qingyan took a sip.
"Qingyan, can you tell me about your past?"
"Yes, do you want to listen to Zhao Langjun's story or Wang Langjun's story."
"Don't, don't, I just want to listen to Liu Qingyan's story."
"But I don't want to say yes."
"Let's talk about it, so Qingyan."
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