In the face of everyone's doubts and ill intentions, Xiao Yan was anxious and replied:

"There are always a few days a month when men are a little irritable and depressed, and they are not feeling well."

Someone exclaimed: "Xiao Yan, isn't your menopause early?" ”

After a moment of silence, Xiao Yan nodded awkwardly:

"No, no, maybe I overused my kidneys some time ago."

Everyone looked at him with a look of sudden realization.

It's kidney deficiency!

"Xiao Yan, a little stroke, a big stroke, the ashes of the tree are annihilated, you have to pay attention in the future, don't commit it at a young age."

Everyone looked at Xiao Yan with disdain and admonished cautiously.

Xiao Yan saw everyone's eyes, and he was very aggrieved!

It's too embarrassing to be questioned by others, and it can't be refuted!

He has some glorious history, and he once won a hundred pigs in one day!

How could it not be?

Later, he jerked off 100 times a day!

Let's ask, who can compete with this kind of record?

In Xiao Yan's heart, he suddenly gave birth to a kind of pride and ambition that is so big in the world that he can't do it.

", Xiao Yan, don't look up at the sky, I have to go to your room to search! You'd better pray now, we don't find anything in your room!" Otherwise, let you and the backyard boar look up at the night sky tonight! ”

Xiao Yan's pride and ambition were instantly extinguished by this sentence.

His steps hesitated, hesitating.

Looking up at the night sky, it sounds like a very romantic look, but if the subject is a group of boars, Xiao Yan has goosebumps all over his body.

Xiao Yan's legs were as heavy as lead.

The young man on the side dragged Xiao Yan to his room.

A moment later, in front of the door of Xiao Yan's room.

A group of teenagers, like devils entering the village in the middle of the night, broke in directly.

As soon as I entered, a very special smell came straight to my face.

"Damn, what kind of smell is this, so strong!"

The teenager who rushed to the front immediately covered his nose and shouted.

", this smell, it looks familiar." Someone exclaimed again.

"Yes! It also feels familiar. ”

A few little people talked about it, trying to recall what it tasted like.

Turn on the lights and the room suddenly brightens.

The first thing that caught everyone's eyes was a large pile of white tissues, like a small mountain, not far from Xiao Yan's bedside.

Everyone was stunned, this Nima, Xiao Yan put so many tissues in the room, what kind of operation is it?

"Look! These tissues look like they've been used! One of the young people picked up a tissue and shouted.

Then, he put it to his nose and sniffed it, and suddenly he almost didn't vomit out his evening meal.

"Damn, this is a paper towel that has been used up!"

When everyone heard this, they took three steps backwards to avoid the tissues.

Little did they know that these tissues would be used for this purpose.

invariably glanced back at Xiao Yan, and everyone felt very speechless, this guy didn't regard Lu as a career and a dream.

Everyone is very disgusted with Xiao Yan's room, and there is no one who can make the room like a pig's nest!

"Okay, okay, let's quickly search the room, after the search, leave quickly, I don't want to stay here for a minute." Someone spoke.

When everyone heard this, they all nodded in agreement.

This Nima Xiao Yan is so perverted that he actually ruined the house like this!

It is worthy of someone who has had a story with pigs.

And Xiao Yu, because Xiao Yan's room was too rubbish, he didn't come in when he stood at the door.

Then, everyone began to search in earnest.

A young man had just taken two steps to the bed, and his eyes were firmly fixed on Xiao Yan's bed.

"Look, how can there be a girl's dress on Xiao Yan's bed?"

When the people heard this, they hurriedly gathered around.

A pale green dress was lying quietly on Xiao Yan's bed at this time.

It's just that what makes people a little puzzling is that the clothes are very wrinkled and there are some solidified liquids.

"This must be the clothes of Goddess Xiao Yu!"

An admirer of Xiao Yu was very excited when he saw Xiao Yu's clothes.

Touching clothes is equivalent to indirect contact with a girl's body!

He was the first to run to Xiao Yu's clothes, and when his eyes swept over the clothes, he was a little puzzled, shouldn't the goddess's clothes be neat? Why is it so wrinkled now?

Moreover, what is the liquid that solidifies on it?

No matter!

The goddess's clothes must have her body fragrance, now is an opportunity! Physical contact with the goddess is possible!

Xiao Sao Nianchun's heart sprouted, he didn't care about the liquid solidified on it at all, he picked up his clothes and began to smell it.

As soon as he reached his nose, a very pungent smell filled his entire nostrils.

"! Xiao Yan is an old dog, and he actually did this kind of thing to the goddess's clothes! Sprinkle soy milk on the goddess's clothes, I can't bear it, I'm going to kill you! ”

The strong pungent smell made Xiao Sao Nian almost not faint.

What made him even more unbearable was that Xiao Yan's old dog was actually on the bed, facing the goddess's clothes, doing a slow-motion replay with his left hand and right hand.

Xiao Yan defiled his goddess, he must do it hard tonight!

"Xiao Dacheng, what's wrong with you, such a big reaction?"

A few teenagers who arrived later were a little puzzled as to why this teenager named Xiao Dacheng had such a big reaction.

"Brothers, kill Xiao Yan, this guy actually did something indescribable to the goddess's clothes!"

The young man named Xiao Dacheng covered his chest tightly with his hands, very sad.

When everyone heard this, Xiao Yan actually did this, and couldn't help but be furious:

"Xiao Yan, it seems that you are really that thief! And what's even more perverted is that he actually did such a beastly thing against his clothes, today, he must not be able to spare you easily! “

Xiao Yan saw that the clothes really appeared in his room, and he chuckled in his heart, and he was very panicked.

He didn't expect that Xiao Ming really threw his clothes into his room again.

Moreover, I also made a lot of moves on it and added materials!

He glared at Xiao Ming fiercely, then turned around and wanted to escape.

MYR's!

Xiao Ming, thirty years in Hedong, thirty years in Hexi!

Let's settle the account of the two of us!

Sooner or later, I'll kill you!

However, Xiao Yan had just run two steps, and suddenly felt a gust of wind hit his two legs, and his two legs suddenly became weak, and he knelt directly on the ground.

Just such a kung fu that fell to the ground, several teenagers behind had already caught up, and several people subdued Xiao Yan fiercely, and then quickly dragged him out of the room and tied him up with ropes.

At this time, Xiao Ming slowly stepped forward, if he hadn't made a timely move just now and hit Xiao Yan's leg with his fighting spirit, I am afraid that he would have really escaped by this old boy.

"Xiao Yan, do you remember what you said at the beginning, the punishment you want to do to the thief?" Xiao Ming stared at Xiao Yan and spoke.

"Xiao Ming, you framed me, you must have put your clothes in my room!" Xiao Yan's eyes were cracked, and he glared at Xiao Ming fiercely.

Xiao Ming smiled faintly and said, "You don't have to talk to me so much, this dress is indeed what you stole it, and if you do something wrong, you will naturally be punished." ”

After Xiao Ming finished speaking, he directly took out the Hehuan pill from Xiao Yan's pocket, and then stuffed it directly into Xiao Yan's mouth without saying anything.

Then, Xiao Ming waved his hand and said to these teenagers: "Just follow Xiao Yan's original intention, throw him into the boar pen in the backyard!" Tonight, the moonlight here should be very beautiful, and the Spring Festival is worth a thousand gold, so let him cherish it. “

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