This task is very simple, go somewhere in the Buddha world to find a person named "Zhen Danteng".

The location was not far away, and I was arrogant and quickly found this person.

Zhen Danteng agreed to give me the cheats of the very arrogant fusion law, but there is one condition, that is, I have to play brain teasers with him! Zhen Danteng asked, I replied arrogantly. I am very arrogant to answer the three questions correctly, so I will give the cheats of the law of fusion, and I am very arrogant to answer wrong, so I have to knock Zhen Danteng ten times, and there is no limit to the game time, until someone can't stand it and commits suicide.

I was very arrogant and didn't understand why Zhen Danteng wanted to mention such a condition, but in order to integrate the secrets of the law, I agreed!

And so the game began, and so, my arrogant and painful fate began.

This brain teaser is really a cheat! For example.

Zhen Danteng asked, "What horse only has two legs?" ”

I was arrogant: "I don't know. ”

Zhen Danteng: "Obama." ”

Knock the eggs ten times!

Zhen Danteng: "What rat only has two legs?" ”

I was so arrogant that I foamed: "I don't know." ”

Zhen Danteng: "Mickey Mouse." ”

Knock the eggs ten times!

Zhen Danteng: "What duck only has two legs?" ”

I was arrogant and angry: "Donald Duck!! ”

Zhen Danteng: "Wrong, all ducks only have two legs." ”

Ten more knocks!

Zhen Danteng asked: "Someone is very ashamed and shouts, 'I always want to find a tofu and hit him headlong to death!'" As a result, he really crashed and died, why? ”

I was arrogant and pale: "He hit the wrong place!" ”

Zhen Danteng: "Wrong! He hit frozen tofu! ”

Ten more knocks!

Zhen Danteng asked: "Someone is very ashamed and shouts, 'I always want to find a tofu and hit him headlong to death!'" As a result, he really hit the tofu and died, who died? ”

I was so arrogant that my face finally turned bloody, and I shouted: "He hit the frozen tofu!" ”

Zhen Danteng shook his head: "Stupid! I didn't hear the question clearly, it was tofu that died! ”

I was arrogant and messy: "I wipe!" ”

Knock the eggs ten times!

So repeatedly, I was very arrogant and played with Zhen Danteng like this for a day, but I never answered a question correctly, and in the end I was very arrogant and didn't want anything, and directly stabbed myself hundreds of times until I was extremely seriously injured, and then bit my tongue and committed suicide!

Why so much self-harm?

It's all because Zhen Danteng knocks on the eggs, it's really fucking painful! Not a knock, but a bang! Directly smashed!

Think of the pain! Do you feel like your eggs are shivering?

I have to admire that I'm very arrogant.,Just like that, the egg hurts for a day before I can't stand suicide.,It is estimated that he is an elder root person.,Became a ninja!

I was very arrogant and committed suicide, so I didn't dare to go to Zhen Danteng again, and I had to give up the secret book of the law of fusion and continue to make a painful choice, after going through such an ordeal, he must have chosen the former.

However, when he decides to abandon his mission after being resurrected, a beggar appears to him and asks him for a spirit crystal.

I was very arrogant and thought, why is there a beggar for no reason? Isn't there a mission?

So, I was very arrogant and gave the beggar a million spirit crystals, and the beggar told him that in fact, he knew that there was a person named "Zhen Kengdie" in the Honghuang Immortal Realm, who was Zhen Danteng's younger brother, and he had all the answers to Zhen Tanteng's brain teasers, and if he found him, as long as he asked him, he would definitely give it, and there would be no conditions!

I'm very arrogant and think, it's been a pain for a day, I must be unwilling to give up like this, anyway, this Zhen Kengdie doesn't need conditions, so let's go to him! Even if this person is in the Flood Desolate Immortal Realm, that bastard's territory!

So, I was very arrogant and came to the Flood Desolate Immortal Realm and arrived at Kunlun Xianxia City.

I was so arrogant that I flew freely in the sky like a bird, and the egg hurt for a day, and he needed a strong wind to blow his bitterness, so he flew very fast, so he didn't realize that there was a flying chicken not far from him, and he was following him closely! Of course, he couldn't find out, because this flying chicken is an invisible flying chicken!

Above the flying chicken, it was Chen Feng, Chen Donghua, Shao Rijiu, a shot, Chenxi and others.

"Boss, this cargo flies very smoothly, do you think he will hit the wall?" Hua Shao chatted in the team.

Chen Feng shook his head and responded: "Impossible, now our flying ability, it is impossible to hit stationary things again, even if we collide, the strength of our body will be fine, although I am very arrogant with the Decay God Curse, I should not encounter this kind of thing." ”

"Boss, I don't think so." Hua Shao pointed to the front and said: "Look, the one in front is the tallest iron tree in Kunlun, towering into the sky, and it is extremely hard, and it will be dark if we collide with it." ”

"Go, that forbidden tree, is it possible to hit it?" Chen Feng was quite speechless about Hua Shao's speculation! So a big tree with a diameter of about three meters interspersed with heaven and earth but motionless, I am arrogant and can still fly over and collide?

"Huh! Boss, you see, there is a couple down there, they are setting off fireworks, do you think it will blow up my arrogance? "Hua Shao said.

Chen Feng looked at Hua Shao with contempt: "I said Lao Hua, you have been with me for so long, why hasn't Huigen been thicker and longer?" Can that fireworks make me arrogant? It's so slow, it's not easy to dodge? Even if it is violent, what can it do? That's an ordinary firework, what harm does it do to blow us up? ”

Hua Shao thought about it, nodded and said, "Then let's talk to him for a while." ”

When Hua Shao was talking to Chen Feng, what they said, I was very arrogant and was encountering.

I am very arrogant A hundred meters ahead, there is an iron tree blocking the route, and it is said that the quasi-saints can't hit it! On the ground, a couple was setting off fireworks, and a grenade-sized fireworks bomb was soaring into the sky, and it was arrogant to see that it was about to hit me.

I was arrogant and sneered with disdain at the corners of my mouth, and he didn't care about this grenade at all! What about ordinary fireworks? What's more, it's so slow!

I was very arrogant and thought to myself, there is a big tree blocking the channel in front of me, and a fireworks bomb is flying up under me, let's fly in a gorgeous turn and arc, and dodge these two things in one fell swoop, Dorah Boom!

So, he was a little sideways, ready to fly in an arc, and at that moment, I was arrogant and did something he didn't expect, and he sneezed!

As we all know, normal knee-jerk sneezing, due to the action of facial muscles, the eyes will definitely close, and at a certain moment, the brain will also be empty!

I was very arrogant with this sneeze, which happened to let him encounter such a situation, and at the same time, the fireworks happened to crash into my arrogance again! I was so arrogant that I couldn't dodge, and I was hit squarely!

Of course, now the strength of the quasi-saint's body, a firework is considered a hair?

But you can't say that, it depends on what part you bump into! For example, Dandan! No matter how strong the body is, as long as it is a normal man, the balls are so vulnerable! And this pyrotechnic bomb just hit my arrogant ball! It exploded just when it hit it!

So......

"Ah...... Oh......"

A terrifying scream of ghosts and gods burst out from my arrogant mouth! However, after a night of dandandan's training, this guy recovered quickly, and his eyes immediately turned red!

A pair of red-named dog men and women below dare to use fireworks to arrogantly show their grandparents!

Just when I was arrogant and wanted to fly down to find the dog man and woman, he suddenly felt that the light in front of him was dim, and when he looked ahead, his eyes were messy, and he forgot that there was a big tree in front of him!

"Bang!"

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