338 Lift up a stone and shoot yourself in the foot
I don't know if it's the bad taste of the old man, the little Taoist priest waited for Tianxuanzi in the guest room, and he waited for three hours, and he didn't even have to eat in the middle, but fortunately, he used hot tea casually.
At night, Tianxuanzi finally pushed the door in. As soon as he entered the door, he pointed at the little Taoist priest and laughed.
He smiled and said, "My master said that in the past twenty years, he has never lost such a big face. He knew the name of a Taoist priest, and that Taoist priest didn't know his name. This old face is disgraced, and it is gone! “
The little Taoist priest blushed and didn't say a word, letting Tianxuanzi make fun of him.
When Tianxuanzi finally laughed enough, he asked cautiously: "Tianxuanzi, I know that you have always been very smart, and you have hands and eyes in Lin'an City, please help me think of a way." ”
"I know you, there must be a way, right?"
"You ask me if there's a way?" Tian Xuanzi stopped laughing for a long time, and said coldly.
Seeing that the situation was not right, the little Taoist priest immediately begged: "You and I are lifelong confidants!" In Lin'an City, if you don't help me, who will help me? ”
Tian Xuanzi handed over the tea on the table: "Please drink tea." ”
The little Taoist priest had a bitter face: "Tianxuanzi, don't do it, I've drunk three pots, and my stomach is round." ”
Tian Xuanzi insisted: "Please drink tea." ”
Well, isn't it just tea. The little Taoist priest took it and drank it in a gulp. Then quickly shut his mouth, for fear that a stomach full of tea would gush out of his mouth.
"Tea, huh?" The little Taoist priest asked expectantly.
Tian Xuanzi was expressionless: "The tea is drunk, please leave!" ”
Drink tea and leave? The little Taoist priest snorted violently, and the tea in his stomach almost gushed out. He stretched out his voice and exclaimed, "Knowing it! ”
"Don't be so crooked." Tianxuanzi was a spirit, and got up and stayed away from the little Taoist.
The little Taoist priest sighed: "Tianxuanzi, you should always tell me what is going on." ”
"What's going on?" Tianxuanzi was furious, and he said angrily: "Okay, I'll tell you what's going on." ”
"Do you know who lives in the west wing of Yuqing Garden? Live is the queen of the day! ”
"Do you know how much trouble that female ghost caused in the ban? My two brothers almost fell to the ground. ”
Yes! The little Taoist priest was shocked, and he said cautiously: "That, this, Liu Qingyan is also in a hurry." ”
Tian Xuanzi said angrily: "In a hurry? Hmph, Yuqing Garden is already Empress Yang's private garden. Since the West Chamber has been banned, if you think about it, you know that Empress Yang has moved in. In this way, she still dares to act rashly, it is true, I don't know whether she is alive or dead! ”
The little Taoist priest was silent. The matter of Empress Yang's entry into Yuqing Garden, he and Liu Qingyan had already guessed in their hearts, but now it has just been confirmed.
It's also that Rou'er and Liu Qingyan think too simply, how can the dignified Queen of the Song Dynasty travel without Taoist guards by her side? Otherwise, if he was invaded by evil ghosts, or was cast by demons, and killed Yang Hou, wouldn't the face of the Great Song Dynasty be thrown into the sea.
Rou'er wants to get close to Queen Yang with the body of a soul, it is delusional and impossible. changed Liu Qingyan at her peak, and she is still a little sure. It's just that at that point, it is not known whether a request will turn into a moment of coercion.
Tian Xuanzi sighed: "The ban was almost broken, and the eunuch who accompanied him was about to report the matter to the saint. Fortunately, Yang Hougui is the queen, and it is not easy to leave the palace, and I really don't want this trip to die, so I strongly suppressed it and strictly ordered it not to be reported. This is the end of the day. Otherwise, as soon as the trouble will come out, it will be useless for the Heavenly Master and his old man to intercede in person, and the Heavenly Master Dao will inevitably encounter a catastrophe, and your female ghost will naturally be chased and killed to death by countless Taoist priests! ”
The little Taoist priest only heard the cold sweat on his forehead, how could he have imagined that Liu Qingyan's impulse under the urgency would cause such a bad result!
For the royal prestige, the little Taoist priest only now has a little understanding.
The little Taoist priest poured tea and saluted, seeing that Tianxuanzi was not so angry, he asked cautiously: "Tianxuanzi, since it is your senior brother who is now guarding Yang Hou's side, can you find a way to let me go into the West Wing and bring Rou'er out?" ”
I went, the tea in Tianxuanzi's mouth squirted out, and he was so angry that he picked up the teacup and was about to smash it. Seeing that the little Taoist priest hurriedly covered his face with his hands, he endured and endured, put the teacup on the table fiercely, and made a loud noise.
Pointing at the little Taoist, Tian Xuanzi scolded angrily: "You are a pig, do you want me to take a big man to the queen's bedroom in the middle of the night?" You, you! ”
I was really angry, Tianxuanzi rushed over, kicked twice, and said angrily: "You want to harm my three clans, so that you are willing to give up, no, no?" ”
The little Taoist priest endured the pain and argued: "Naturally, it can't be a big night. Rou'er is not a ghost, she is a living soul. There are two hours during the day, and she can also appear. ”
Tianxuanzi sat down hatefully and said angrily: "It's impossible during the day!" Tianyizi, you figure it out, that is the current queen, the queen. Is the queen something you can see if you want to? ”
The little Taoist priest grimaced: "Even if I can't do it, isn't there still you?" Can you find a way to ask your brother for a favor? ”
Tian Xuanzi was stunned and sighed: "Tianyizi, there has been a big incident, and now the guards around Yang Hou are extremely strict. My brother is only one of the guards, and he is still on the outermost side. Around the queen, there are guards, eunuchs and palace maids. If you want my senior brother to take me to the queen's bedroom, this is impossible, you will die of this heart. ”
The little Taoist priest still didn't give up, and said: "Tianxuanzi, if Rou'er sees Yang Hou and tells the matter to be finished, she should return that night." If he doesn't return for a long time, and Queen Yang is no different, this shows that there must be something unexpected in it. ”
"Now what I'm worried about is that for some reason, Rou'er doesn't dare to show up, hiding there and waiting for a good opportunity. It's good that I can't wait for this opportunity, but if I wait, I think she is just a deep girl, what can she understand? If you are not careful, you may be able to frighten Queen Yang, wouldn't that cause a big trouble? ”
"So in my opinion, this matter of asking to see Empress Yang will be done after the plan is thorough. The top priority is to first bring out the Rou'er God unconsciously and eliminate the disaster invisibly. ”
When Tianxuanzi heard this, he was shocked: "This worry is extremely true! No, I have to tell my master, otherwise the two sins will be combined, and it will be a catastrophe! ”
Seeing Tianxuanzi leave in a hurry, the little Taoist priest sat down triumphantly, picked up the teacup complacently, and took a sip of tea.
The tea was still in his throat, and the little Taoist priest suddenly remembered something, and his eyes immediately froze!
Eliminating the calamity into the invisible is more than one choice for the people of the Heavenly Master's Dao. Either bring Rou'er out, or let Rou'er disappear completely, which of the two options is much less risky and much easier?
Does this need to be asked?
I'll go!
This is not just a good intention to do bad things, this is will, and it will take the life of a good and gentle child!
The little Taoist priest immediately sweated like pulp, he jumped up violently, went crazy, and rushed to the upper room.
Closer, closer, he saw Tian Xuanzi open his mouth, and was about to call "Master"!
The little Taoist priest pounced suddenly, pounced, and covered Tianxuanzi's mouth with his right hand.
Afraid of bumping into Tianxuanzi, the little Taoist priest exerted force under his feet, turned his body half a circle, and bypassed Tianxuanzi. So, he slammed his back against the wall.
Involuntarily, Tianxuanzi also turned half a circle, stumbling and about to fall.
What a little Taoist, he is really quick-eyed, and he quickly reached out to hug Tianxuanzi.
So, the Dao boy on the side was stunned to see that the little uncle who was like a god in his heart was completely embraced by a big man. The man's hands were still clasped on Uncle Xiao's chest. Cover the position, just right, wonderful!
Xiao Daotong was shocked, Uncle Xiao turned out to be such a person!
Look at Uncle Xiao's "man" again, he was really born very good-looking, and he is very compatible with Uncle Xiao. Hey, Uncle Xiao's vision is still as good as ever!
This feel is boring! This is the difference between having breasts and not having breasts, the little Taoist priest sighed.
After sighing, he thought of letting go, but it was too late, and Tianxuanzi hit him the stomach with an elbow.
This time it was too ruthless, the little Taoist priest had already poured a stomach full of tea, how could he bear it now? He staggered to the bottom of the porch and threw up. Even if he vomited, he didn't dare to make a sound, for fear of alarming Zhang Tianshi and causing things to get out of control.
After spitting up, the little Taoist priest saw that Tianxuanzi had finished explaining to the Taoist boy, and killed him angrily.
Seeing that Tianxuanzi's face was flushed, and his eyes were steaming with murderous energy, the little Taoist priest hurriedly gave up his hands and made a gesture, and pointed to the hidden place next to him.
As soon as he got there, Tian Xuanzi couldn't bear it anymore, grabbed the little Taoist's neck, and said viciously: "Tian Yizi, what are you thinking, what are you doing?" ”
The little Taoist priest broke free, smiled bitterly, and expressed his worries.
Tianxuanzi thought about it and had to admit: "You are very worried. ”
The little Taoist priest begged: "Can you tell the old man of the Heavenly Master, just bring Rou'er out, but don't hurt her." ”
Tian Xuanzi shook his head: "This matter is very important, and there is no room for error, and I will plead with the master." But what will he do as an old man, this is not up to me to decide. ”
The little Taoist priest gritted his teeth and waved his hand: "Forget it, Tianxuanzi, Rou'er has been trapped in the West Wing for several days, and there has been no movement until now, so it will be fine." How many days do you think Empress Yang can live in Tongxuanguan? When Yang Hou is gone, I'll pick her up again. ”
Tianxuanzi said with a straight face: "Tianyizi, I already know about this, so I can't stand idly by. ”
"I'm not afraid of 10,000 in everything, I'm afraid of what happens. In case Rou'er really shocked Queen Yang, it would be a catastrophe! I still have to tell my master about this. ”
The little Taoist priest was shocked, I'll go, what do you mean, lift a stone and hit your own foot, that's it.
How dare he take such a risk. At one time, it is moved with affection, and at other time, it is known with reason. The left sentence "Rou'er is well-behaved and cute, her nature is pure, and she will never surprise Queen Yang", and the right sentence "More things are better than less things, since there is nothing to do, don't be troublesome".
After tossing like this for a long time, Tianxuanzi agreed, swallowed the matter, and pretended not to know.
Before parting, Tianxuanzi pointed to the little Taoist priest and said hatefully: "You have been pitted to death again." What a confidant, good! ”
Seeing Tianxuanzi angrily brushing his sleeves away, the little Taoist priest could only look up to the sky and sigh:
Sister Rou'er, your Taoist brother can't do anything now!
Sister Rou'er, I miss you so much, are you okay now?