Chapter 9: You're so sassy
"Cut, return to the Heavenly Master, why don't you say that you are an angel?" Ximen Qing on the side muttered in a voice that could be heard in the whole room, "Isn't it just a Dao aunt who has the lowest grades in the village, and she will fool the newcomer." β
Song Yunwu had a dark face, took out a sword tied with copper coins from under her skirt, and said through gritted teeth: "Ximen Qing, if you say another word, your head is gone, do you believe it?" β
"Oh-if you have something to say, don't move your weapons," Ximen Qing immediately hid behind Qin Yuyao, and the cushion on his chest was against her back, "No violence!" We want harmony! β
Qin Yuyao has been confused by this series of things, she doesn't know whether she should be afraid or surprised, the demons and monsters in this room are still very scary at first glance, but after only such a while, she only has a strong desire to complain.
[What kind of monsters are these?!] Who gives the tease attribute of Plus? Am I dreaming? γ
Song Yunwu finished talking about Ximenqing, and then looked at Qin Yuyao again.
"Looks like you haven't noticed it yet."
"W-What?" Qin Yuyao was taken aback, although Song Yunwu said that she was a human, she was still hesitant to believe it.
Song Yunwu said: "My rental information has been specially processed, ordinary people can't see it, since you can see it, it means that you are not ordinary, but you haven't found it yet." β
"Huh?" Qin Yuyao was dumbfounded, "You mean...... Am I not human? β
"It's not like that," Song Yunwu said, "I mean, you could be a monster, an alien, or a normal human with superpowers like me. β
"Yike...... You can't be considered a normal human anymore, are you? Qin Yuyao subconsciously spit out.
This made Song Yunwu very embarrassed, and forcibly reversed the topic: "Anyway! There's no need for you to be afraid, no one is going to hurt you here, in fact I've heard that you've worked with Simon Qing for a few days, do you think she's the kind of aggressive monster? No, she's a salted fish at best, the kind that's been marinated for thousands of years. β
"Yes...... But the knife on her back ...... "Qin Yuyao was still a little hesitant.
"Oh, that's what you said," Simon looked behind him, "I just accidentally fell in the kitchen, and then knocked over the knife holder, and the knife fell just in time to be inserted, it's not like someone is trying to kill me." β
"What are you doing in the kitchen so late?" Song Yunwu keenly spotted the blind spot, "Did you steal my tomatoes again?" β
"No, it was a cute man." Ximen Qing pointed to the door purple who was still lying on the sofa retching, and decisively sold a wave of teammates.
Song Yunwu was unmoved: "If you believe in it, you will have a ghost, you wait for me!" β
Simon stuck out his tongue and said that he was not afraid of power.
Qin Yuyao said again: "I was sleeping before, and I was woken up by a chill. β
"Oh, this must have been done by the little girl," said Simon, "when you didn't come, she liked to sneak into the house through your room, and today you suddenly moved in and closed the window, I guess she just wants you to open the window." β
Song Yunwu looked at the water stains on the floor and sneered: "This guy has probably been hiding in the pool for most of the day, thinking that he won't have to pay rent this way?" β
The little girl lying on the ground still pretended to be cool with his immature voice: "I, I don't have any money." β
"If you don't have money, you will pay for it!" Song Yunwu sneered, "Aren't you a wolf, go and catch a wild boar or bear blind at random, it's enough to cover your rent for a year." β
"I, like a pigeon killer, I only kill."
"And how many people have you killed?"
ββ¦β¦ Later, there will be. β
"Alas~~~" Song Yunwu sighed and said to Qin Yuyao, "Look at this room, a drunkard, a primary school student, a slut, finally came to a normal person like you who can accompany me to eat, don't go, okay?" β
Saying that, she also used the blinking technique that she had sealed since she graduated from high school.
Before Qin Yuyao could speak, Ximen Qing behind her couldn't help but say, "You're so sassy." β
"Get out!"
Song Yunwu habitually wanted to smoke Ximenqing's cushion, but this time she had Qin Yuyao's shield, so she couldn't help it.
But how can the charter wife be so easy to get along with?
"Ximen Qing, tomorrow Saturday, you don't have to go to kindergarten, then accompany me to the same exhibition."
"AlasβI finally had a weekend before I went out! I'm going to die in the sun! Simon immediately cried out bitterly.
However, Song Yunwu was unmoved: "This doujinshi was originally created by the two of us together, don't you want to talk like that?" And you think you have the right to refuse? Remember what I said the last time you stole my tomatoes? β
Ximen Qing was suddenly shocked: "Don't! Everything else is easy to say, just forget about the rent increase! I'm going to starve! β
"You're a zombie, dead yarn."
Ximen Qing whispered to Qin Yuyao: "See, this is the face of a capitalist, how cruel it is to ask me to go out to participate in a comic exhibition in broad daylight as a zombie." β
Qin Yuyao: "......" She didn't have the mood to complain.
Song Yunwu said that she was not normal and that she might be a monster, which made her very confused. Before today, she thought that monsters or something were just legends, but now that it suddenly came out like this, how could she accept it? She didn't even have enough brains.
[If only the milk could be used as a brain.] She really thought so.
Qin Yuyao did not move away from Xiliang Demon Village after all.
One is that she feels that with her ability as an ordinary person, it is impossible to escape by herself if she is entangled by a monster, and it will be even worse if she angers the monster.
Second, it was also because of Song Yunwu's words, she thought to herself what if it was true? What if you're a monster, an alien, or a superpower? She wanted to satisfy her curiosity.
Thirdly, and most importantly...... She has big breasts and a big heart, and she thinks that this group of monsters looks quite harmless, and where can she find a villa with a monthly rent of 1000 and such good conditions when she leaves here?
The next morning, when she woke up and went downstairs, she found that only Damen Zi was still lying on the sofa. No one seemed to remember to carry her back to her room last night.
There was still Ximenqing's blood on the kitchen floor, and she took a few napkins and wiped them.
As she brushed along, a question suddenly came to her mind...... Will the youkai have a great aunt?
With this thought, she subconsciously looked at the door purple on the sofa.
She seems to be a monster like a white bone spirit, with no flesh and blood, so she should ...... Didn't you?
No, I'm so curious! I really want to open her bag to see if there are any related supplies in it.
[What brand will the monster use?] γ
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