Tian Xuanzi hurriedly shook his hand away: "Go, go, you Longyangjun." ”

The little Taoist priest was aggrieved: "Isn't that pretending?" I'm not Long Yangjun. ”

Tianxuanzi trembled: "If you dare to pretend to be such a ghost again, I will immediately turn around and leave." ”

The little Taoist priest smiled and said, "Don't dare, don't dare, Brother Dao, please sit down, please sit down." ”

Invited Tian Xuanzi to sit down, and then respectfully served tea, the little Taoist priest nodded and stood there, looking at Tian Xuanzi with a flattering face, let people see it, and they couldn't wait to wave their hands and punch and smash this face.

Tian Xuanzi took this cup of tea, put it to his lips and put it down, and sighed: "Hey, I always feel that after drinking this tea, this life will be sold to you." ”

The little Taoist priest sneered: "How can it, you and I are lifelong confidants." How can a confidant harm a confidant, isn't it? ”

Tianxuanzi didn't believe him at all, and took a sip of tea. The face was bitter, as if he had swallowed it, was a big bowl of coptis: "Hey, you say, what's the matter?" ”

The little Taoist priest told everything that had happened in the past few days.

These things are too tortuous, too thrilling, too exciting, Tianxuanzi first listened casually, and then listened with relish, and when he heard the back, it was a surprise from time to time. When he finished listening, he asked with a lot of aftertaste, "Is it gone?" ”

"It's gone."

"Well, I'll give you a suggestion, next time at the end, you should add a sentence, to know what happens next, and listen to the next breakdown!"

The little Taoist priest sweated on his forehead, I went, I have escaped death several times, and you take such a thrilling thing as a storytelling?

Tianxuanzi got up and stretched: "Hear this this time, and listen to your decomposition next time." Well said, give a tip next time. ”

With that, he turned around and left.

The little Taoist priest was furious! I'm going, you really came here to comment on the book for you?

He blocked the door and stared at Tianxuanzi with very angry, angry eyes.

Tian Xuanzi's face immediately fell: "Hey, you are now being targeted by people sent by Li Guogong, you can't do anything, I have to do everything for you." No matter how confidant you are, you can't cheat me like this! ”

The little Taoist priest smiled: "It's not everything, it's just the matter of the Li family in Dazhou." As long as you mess this up, I'll be able to get out. ”

Tian Xuanzi sighed: "Okay, you and I combined. ”

The two of them sat down and pondered there.

After thinking for a while, Tian Xuanzi said: "You and I can't do anything about the affairs of the court. Now the only ones who can start are Dazhou Li Gongzi and the county lord of Roujing. ”

The little Taoist priest said, "Yes! After all, this is a lifelong event for two people, and if both parties are dissatisfied with each other, then this family affair is likely to fail. ”

"These two people, one is said to be the dragon among people, and the other is obviously the phoenix among people, if you want to make them both dissatisfied, it's difficult!"

"That's why you and I need to join forces, strategize, and disrupt this family business."

"Don't shoot the sycophants yet. Let me ask you first, isn't the county lord of Roujing insane now? In such a situation like her, how dare Grandpa Guo let her come out on a blind date? ”

"The last time I saw Rou'er, if she didn't say anything, just sat there quietly, I really couldn't see the slightest problem."

"That's it. Marriage events have always been 'the order of parents, the words of the matchmaker', the county lord of Roujing is noble, and he is willing to show up for Li Gongzi to take a look, which is already enough to give the other party. ”

"So we need to find a way to make Rou'er move when she shows up. In this way, the kid surnamed Li will naturally find that Rou'er has a problem with her sanity. ”

"But how can we get Roujing County to take the initiative? You're going to be staring at you these days. With my words alone, I can't even enter the Guogong Mansion. ”

"Since you can't find a way in the Guogong Mansion, let's find a way from outside the mansion?"

"Outside the house, go, you treat me as a god!"

"Immortals? Wait, I seem to have a solution. ”

"So you can figure it out? Tianyizi, don't be too smart. ”

"I remember Akira saying that Rou'er's favorite thing since she was a child was flying kites. When she was a child, as long as the weather was right, she would go outside the city to play, and every time she released the butterfly kite of the Li family in the east of the city. It's just that when I grow up, it's inconvenient to go out of the house. The back garden is too small to run, so I slowly stopped playing. As long as we go to Li's house in the east of the city, buy a lot of butterflies and kites, and release them into the sky. When Rou'er sees it, she will inevitably be unable to sit still. She is now a child, and when she sees her favorite toy at first glance, she is willing to be obedient. ”

"Tsk, Tianyizi, you are really smart, you can come up with this solution. But the question is, how can we guarantee that the county lord of Roujing can see the kite in the sky? ”

Rou'er is now delirious, and Li Guogong naturally doesn't dare to let her leave the boudoir. Her boudoir, the kid surnamed Li naturally couldn't get in. So the biggest possibility is that the Duchess of Guo helped Rou'er out, and showed her face upstairs, so that the kid could take a look downstairs. I've been to Rou'er's boudoir, and I can draw the general direction. As long as you make sure that Rou'er is in that direction and can see the kite in the sky, this is enough. ”

"Hey, that's a lot of variables. That's it, it's up to people to do things, and it's up to heaven to make things happen, and that's the only way to do it. As for the little things like buying kites and flying kites, just leave it to me. ”

"Thank you, thank you. Rou'er's side is like this first, and the kid surnamed Li is in trouble! Tianxuanzi, why don't you ask a master of the rivers and lakes to give that kid some medicine, so that he will lose his mind and look like a madman. Or simply make him a big ugly, like a hundred or ten stinky dead people's farts. ”

"Go, in just these two days, where can I invite such a master of the rivers and lakes, and where can I find such a miraculous medicine?"

"Hey, what then? We don't know anything about the kid surnamed Li, and we don't know who we are, so how can we plan this game. ”

"Dazhou Li family, wait, I want to think about it. I remember that the old patriarch of the Li family in Dazhou, that is, the grandfather of Li Gongzi, and the current Lord Zhongcheng in the imperial history, asked the world for jade powder last year, but he couldn't ask for it. ”

"Jade Scatter, what's that? Is it the same thing as Goshisan? ”

"It's very different. The toxicity of jade powder is very slight, it has the function of refreshing and refreshing, invigorating the spirit, and occasionally taking it, it is not harmful to the body. ”

"Oh, what does this jade scatter have to do with what we're going to do?"

"Naturally, there is a relationship. After taking the jade powder, it is a little more particular than the five stone powder. The most important thing to pay attention to is your diet. If a person who has taken Yushi Powder has an improper diet and has a drug, it will be like being beaten with chicken blood, and his spirit will be extremely excited, and he will not be able to control himself at all. ”

"Okay, then as long as you coax him to take the jade stone powder, and then do some tricks in the kitchen, then everything will be fine."

Tian Xuanzi smiled mysteriously: "No, no, it's too troublesome to go to the kitchen to do your hands and feet." ”

"Oh, so what?"

Tian Xuanzi laughed: "This matter is a coincidence. According to the customs of Chongqing, if a man and a woman go on a blind date, if the woman is satisfied, she will serve a bowl of 'Xi Tuanzi' and pour three cups of rice wine. If the man is also interested, he will finish eating 'Xi Tuanzi' and then drink rice wine. It doesn't matter if the rice wine is made, but the 'shidanzi' looks like it's made of flour, but it's actually made of glutinous rice. And glutinous rice is the most taboo thing for jade powder. ”

When the little Taoist priest heard the ecstasy, he clapped his hands fiercely: "God really help me!" ”

Tian Xuanzi nodded in response: "Exactly." This jade is not easy to refine, it is very precious, Li Gongzi didn't think about it. And I happen to have some of them, which are still refined by the famous Baiyu Dao people. It's easy to do this, I just need to find an opportunity to attract Li Gongzi's attention, and then pretend to inadvertently reveal that I have this thing, then Li Gongzi will definitely buy it with a lot of money. As long as he buys it, he will definitely use it at the blind date banquet, so that he can be clear and win the favor of the grandfather of the country. At that time, if he has no intention of the county lord of Roujing and does not eat the 'happy dumplings', there is nothing to do. But if he is interested in the county lord of Roujing and eats the 'happy dumplings', hehe, the Li family in Dazhou is wise, I am afraid that it will be ruined in one fell swoop! ”

After hearing this, the little Taoist priest laughed!

After the discussion was completed, some details were discussed, and the little Taoist priest took his leave.

Out of the Baiyun Temple, seeing the iron-legged Li looking at the big yellow horse with a eager expression, the little Taoist priest asked the iron-legged Li to get on the horse. The iron-legged Li was ecstatic, riding his horse and whipping on the official road, galloping his horse, shouting and shouting all the way.

It wasn't until it was dark that the two returned to the Guogong Mansion. The iron-legged Li first got a gold ingot weighing ten taels, and rode a high-headed horse for a long time, and was extremely grateful to the little Taoist.

In the next two days, Tie Leg Li took three guards to protect the little Taoist priest. On the third day, it was even more inseparable.

Taking a chance, the little Taoist priest asked Tie Leg Li: "Is there someone who came to the Guogong Mansion today to propose marriage to the county lord of Roujing?" ”

Seeing that there was no one around, Iron-legged Li lowered his voice and said: "Grandpa Guo has issued a strict order, today must not let the immortal grow out of this auspicious cloud view, must not let the immortal chief contact with others, and must not let the immortal chief know any news." ”

Speaking of this, he hesitated and added: "Including this news." ”

As soon as he said so, there it was.

The little Taoist priest was anxious, but there was nothing he could do.

Like ants on a hot pot, the group turned around, and the little Taoist priest said: "Brother Tai, please go and ask the third manager to come over." Brother Tai just brought the words, and whether he came or not was a matter of the three things. ”

Iron-footed Li didn't want to go, but looking at the pleading eyes of the little Taoist, he finally nodded.

After a while, the tributary arrived.

The little Taoist priest never mentioned Rou'er's matter, but just made a pot of tea and chatted with the three stewards.

After chatting for a while, the third steward said to the servant standing beside him: "So-and-so stays here, and he doesn't know anything about the outside, so it's not good, I'm afraid that something will be wrong." Go and inquire if there is any news to be reported quickly. ”

The little guy answered, and after a while, he replied:

"Master Li of the Li family in Dazhou and his son are discussing marriage with Grandpa Guo in Qingyunxuan, and the two sides are very happy to talk."

The little Taoist's heart sank, and the smile on his face was a little reluctant.

"Master Li gave Grandpa Guo a green jade horse, the horse from a distance, it is as green as the sky overhead, it must be a rare treasure. Grandpa Guo gave back a pen holder to Master Li, which was carved from red jade, which was used by Taizu, and Grandpa Guo himself was never willing to use it. ”

The little Taoist's face sank, and he couldn't smile anymore.

"Grandpa Guo invites Master Li and Master Li to go to the little lady's Tingyuxuan."

The little Taoist priest's hand shook, and the hot tea in the cup spilled on his hand, but he didn't feel pain!