The bald man said, "I don't have ears on my back, but you drank a little too much tonight." The stone lion weighed a thousand catties, to say the least, and six or seven big men were afraid that they would not move him. Why do you want me to move it alone? If you want to top the door, you go to the top yourself, and use your "big carrying" spell!"

Feng Zhou couldn't help but laugh and said: "What kind of big handling spell do I know, you don't want to be lazy and treacherous, you don't clean up the dishes, and the lion doesn't move, do you want to go to bed and lie down to sleep?"

As he spoke, he dragged the bald man away, and the bald man had to go out with him outside, but when he saw a bright moon in the sky, the stone lion turned white.

The bald man suddenly became interested, and only when Feng Zhou played with him, he said with a hippie smile:

"It's nothing, I'll show you. ”

As he spoke, he pretended to spit on the palm of his hand, rolled up the sleeve on his thin arm twice, and moved it with a posture.

He hadn't expected it. With a little effort, the big stone lion suddenly left the ground.

The bald man cried out, "It turns out that this stone lion is made of cardboard." ”

He didn't let go of his hand, clasped his arms tightly, put his head against it, and slowly entered the gate and put it on the ground. This time, with a bang, sank into the earth four or five inches deep, and the lion stood diagonally there.

The bald man said: "It's clearly made of stone!"

Feng Zhou said: "I didn't say it was cardboard. ”

The bald man was puzzled and wanted to try again. He closed the door, picked up the stone again, and gently placed it inside the door. With another push, the door was pressed tight.

Feng Zhou said: "It can be seen that you are lazy and slippery, and you delayed me washing dishes in vain." ”

The bald man was overjoyed and ignored Feng Zhou, just wanting to try his strength again. When he saw a mulberry tree in the yard, he stepped forward. Bending down, holding the trunk of the tree with both hands, he pulled it out hard, only to hear the sound of "bang" and "click", and the tree was uprooted by him and fell.

Feng Zhou said helplessly: "Okay, what are you doing with it?" As he spoke, he walked up, straightened the tree, and stepped on the root of the tree a few more times. It was as if the tree had never been uprooted.

The bald man shouted, "It turns out that your peaches are not just for cravings. And this kind of magic use. This time, I'm not afraid of the second master and the third master. If they dare to bully me again, I will pull out a tree to show them and scare them away.

asked Feng Zhou again: "You also ate big peaches." Do you have the strength of me?

Feng Zhou said: "I'm afraid not, the one you eat is bigger than the one I eat." ”

The bald man said, "Then you will eat another one." ”

Feng Zhou said: "I won't eat it"

The bald man asked again, "Is there still the big peach?"

Feng Zhou: "No. ”

The bald man said: "No, why didn't you say 'no' just now, and then say 'don't eat'?" There must be more, Brother Feng, which one will you give me to eat." ”

Feng Zhousuo: "It turns out that you used words to trick me, and I didn't give it to you - if you eat one, you will pull out the tree, and if you eat another, I am afraid that even our house will be demolished." ”

The two of them talked and laughed and slept in the house, one end and the other, they both lay down on the general's big bed, blew out the candles, the bald man still didn't stop, kept talking about his strength, and picked up the ridiculous things during the day, and talked nonsense with Feng Zhou, and Feng Zhou, who said directly, didn't speak anymore, and got drunk!

The bald man thought that he had such strength and could do those amazing things, and the more he thought about it, the more energetic he became, and when it came to the third watch, he still did not feel the slightest sleep. Just as he was about to get up and try his strength again, he suddenly heard a soft sound of the courtyard door, and the bald man thought secretly: "I was told by my big brother Feng, there is really a thief, this is obviously the sound of pushing the door." ”

Thinking of this, the bald man hurriedly kicked Feng Zhou with his foot, but Feng Zhou slept soundly and didn't move. The bald man got up and looked out through the hole in the window paper. There was no movement outside the gate, so I thought it was because I pushed the door and didn't move after opening the latch, so I had to leave.

The bald man secretly smug: I don't expect that you can move this big stone lion even if you are a little stupid thief! At this moment, he saw a white shadow appear on the wall, and then it fell to the ground without a sound.

The bald man remembered that the ghosts in this courtyard were all dressed in white, and his whole body trembled: they must have gone out for a stroll, and they had come home at this time! When he was about to shout for Feng Zhou, he turned around and saw the knife on the wall, so he gently drew it out and grabbed it in his hand.

The knife was like a goose feather in his hand, and the bald man thought to himself: Although Brother Feng can do tricks, he can't compare to a ghost after all, I have more strength than him, if the ghost dares to harm the eldest brother, I will go up and slash it!

Looking closely, I saw that under the moonlight, the white shadow seemed to be a woman in white. The woman in white landed and took two steps forward, then stood still, staring around. When the bald man saw it, he didn't look like a ghost anymore: if she lived in this house, how could she go back to her house and be suspicious?

Just thinking to himself, suddenly there was a "whoosh" sound in the black shadow in the gatehouse, and suddenly at the beginning of the month, a gray-white thing, like a tiger but not a tiger, like a leopard not a leopard, rushed straight towards the back of the woman in white.

The bald man was taken aback and almost screamed. He was afraid that the woman in white would harm her, and now he sweated for her.

Seeing that the monster was about to pounce on the woman's shoulder, the woman seemed to have eyes behind her back, Huo Di flashed to the side, and at the same time pulled out something shiny from her back, and swung it down. The monster pounced into the air, and before it could turn around, a bright light flashed, and there was a loud "click", sparks splashed everywhere, and then looked at the gray-white thing lying on the ground, and it didn't move.

Although the woman in white had subdued the monster, she seemed to be very surprised, and stood under the moon for a while, then looked around again, bent down to look at the white thing, and after looking at it for a while, she turned around and walked gently towards the main room.

The bald man saw that she was holding a shining sword, which looked cold in the moonlight, and he was afraid, so he got into bed and leaned his body tightly against the boat.

This kid hasn't taken a bath for a long time, and his body smells like it's smelly, even if Feng Zhou is asleep, he frowned and didn't say a word, and kicked him aside directly. The bald man had no choice but to hug the pillow and tremble.

The woman walked to the window and peeked in, then turned and went into the outer room, the bald man clutched the knife and kicked Feng Zhou's arm with his foot, but Feng Zhou made a slight snoring sound and did not move.

Fortunately, the woman was only out and did not come in. The bald man first saw the light of the fire, and then smelled the smell of burning incense. The bald man said secretly: "Oh no, we're going to pass out." ”

The bald man heard Hanako say on weekdays that those robbers on the rivers and lakes, whenever they go to other people's houses to do bad things, they first smoke people to death with sweat and medicinal incense, and then come to do it freely. The bald man was about to jump up, and he was about to go out with a knife to kill, but he felt that his hands and feet were weak and he couldn't move.

He thought he was drugged, but he was scared.

After a while, he did not faint, and the woman did not come in with a sword to kill them, but sobbed quietly outside, and muttered something in his mouth, and the bald man wondered in his heart: Why is this female thief doing things so ink, and if she wants to kill her, she will be killed!

After a few more moments, he heard the faint sound of footsteps, as if the woman was approaching the room. The bald man rolled over and sat up in fright. At this moment, something outside the window hit the outhouse and smashed on the utensils, and there was a "bang" sound, and the bald man saw a white shadow flash through the door curtain.

Then, there was a "bang" on the door, and it seemed that the woman had kicked the door open and rushed out of the room, and there was a sudden sound of fighting outside.