Feng Luo is a freshman in high school, living in Beijing, with average grades, average appearance, average height, addicted to two yuan, but his family is very rich.

During the winter vacation, the family hired a tutor for him.

At first, he actually refused, his high school studies were already so busy, who could withstand another tutor?

However, when he saw the teacher, looking at the sweater that was held high, he didn't object, who can withstand this~

This tutor is the daughter of a colleague of her mother, and the two families have a good relationship, and even invited her to spend the Chinese New Year at home.

Later, he learned that the teacher was a single-parent family, and her father worked outside during the Chinese New Year, so he was alone at home every Chinese New Year.

On the first day of the Lunar New Year, the family went out to pay New Year's greetings, and when they came back in the evening, they saw the teacher sitting alone in front of the piano, and he suddenly felt very distressed.

Feng Luo suddenly remembered that a while ago, in a group called "Two-dimensional Salted Fish Concentration Camp", he heard an administrator mention a website called "God's Prank".

He is also one of the administrators of this group, and he also joked at the time, saying that this link must be a bunch of yellow pictures.

But then a group member said she tried, and the site was real.

Feng Luo was suspicious, chatted with the group member privately, and roughly inquired about the website.

Then, based on the instructions of his group friends, he logged in to "God's pranks".

He flipped through the photo of the teacher's father in her circle of friends, and the foothold was also taken out of her mouth, and finally he chose the executive officer "Xiaoyue" recommended by the group friend.

A few days later, he learned from his mother that his teacher's father had been beaten all over the face.

He was so happy in his heart at the time, of course, he still had to hold back on the surface, he comforted the teacher, and then turned around and gave that Xiaoyue a set of "5-star praise + reward" combo.

"Old man, dare to make my wife cry, this is the price!"

It was the age of the second year of middle school, and he had the audacity to call the teacher "wife" in his heart.

During the Lantern Festival, the teacher still spent it with their family.

Feng Luo originally held a bowl of rice balls for the teacher to eat, but as soon as he walked in front of her, he sneezed and added a big slap to the rice balls.

It's embarrassing.

"I'll go get you another bowl." He hurriedly wanted to turn back.

"Wait a minute!" The teacher stopped him, then took out a handkerchief and wiped his face, "There is heating at home, don't run outside, otherwise it will be easy to catch a cold." ”

Feng Luo, who was treated so gently, nodded stunned, and there was actually a villain in his heart who was already going crazy.

[Her handkerchief! It's her handkerchief! Her hand touched my face! Yes! Yes! Oh yes! 】

In the rear, Feng Luo's mother was whispering to Feng Luo's father: "The child's father, it seems that there is a trick, my plan has succeeded!" ”

"If Lao Jin comes back, if he knows, he will beat you."

"It's okay, I'm a woman, he doesn't dare, at most he will beat you."

“……”

changed to a new bowl of rice balls, and the four of them sat in front of the TV to watch the Lantern Festival party.

But the programs of the main TV station are becoming more and more out of touch with the times, and it is really boring to watch, and after a while, my father can't help but change the channel.

"Are we old? Now these things are made for young people? ”

"Dad, I'm afraid that there is some misunderstanding about young people, so we won't like this kind of thing."

When it was transferred to Xia Kongtai, it happened to be the sketch "Selling Abduction" staged.

"Big flicker...... Big flicker......"

"Huh?" Hearing this line, Feng Luo immediately thought of the short story that the teacher put on Weibo before.

In fact, he has an unknown identity, that is, the dance teacher's urging party. If he has nothing to do, he likes to go to the Weibo of the two teachers to urge the change, of course, sometimes the word will become a blow root if the word is fast. It's all a matter of input method.

Feng Luo's father was about to continue to change the channel, but Feng Luo hurriedly stopped: "Wait a minute, look at this?" ”

"Is this interesting?"

"Probably so."

Feng Luo didn't dare to believe it, while watching the sketch with his family, he turned on his mobile phone and @ everyone in the group.

"It's all out, watch Xia Kongtai, the comics of the dance teacher are on TV!"

There will be an immediate reply below.

"Holy! It's true! I thought it was like a sketch at the time, but I didn't expect anyone to act it. ”

"Hehe, you're all watching in front of the TV, I'm just sitting under the stage watching the scene."

"! Big guy cow beer! You don't even need to blow up a draft. ”

"If you don't believe it, the camera caught me just now."

……

Feng Luo subconsciously glanced at the TV, and it happened that the camera turned to the audience applauding.

"Holy!" He saw that the teacher's father was sitting in the front row at this time, and the bruises on his face could not be wronged.

At this time, the teacher next to him looked at him suspiciously: "Do you know my dad too?" ”

"No, I don't know, I'm talking about how comfortable I am on the couch."

……

Although the ratings of the Lantern Festival Gala are not as good as the Spring Festival Gala, and it is still a local TV station, "Selling Abduction" still caused a certain range of discussions.

This is no longer limited to the second dimension, this sketch is really interesting, even older people will like it when they watch it.

And those who know comics, whenever they hear someone talk about "Selling Abduction", they will proudly lean over: "You don't know, in fact, this sketch is based on the comics." "Fiercely pretending to be a wave.

……

"You don't know, this skit is actually ......"

"It's an adaptation of the comics, I know," Qin Yuyao said to her classmates, "I also drew part of this comic." ”

"Damn! That Wangshu is really you! The classmate exclaimed, "I always thought it was just a look." ”

Qin Yuyao picked up the juice, then pulled down the scarf and took a sip without saying anything.

What did Sister Simon say? Oh, invisible pretending, the deadliest.

It has been half a month since she returned to her hometown, and the relatives who should have visited have long been finished, and now she is being called out by her junior high school classmates to hold a class reunion.

In this winter, she wears a knitted hat, a scarf pulled high under her nose, and a pair of glassless black-framed glasses, which she generally doesn't really recognize as the cartoonist Wangshu.

However, she didn't mean to hide it, and the matter spread all over her classmates at once.

"Qin Yuyao, have you really become a cartoonist?" Several people gathered around.

"I remember that you used to be at the bottom of your art classes with me all the time? Where do you go to make up for it after nine years of compulsory education? ”

"Why are you so strict? Is your photo P's? How could it be so beautiful. ”

"Yes, yes, it's all old classmates, let everyone take a look, but your skin is really good."

……

Qin Yuyao half-pushed, half-pushed, took away the scarf and glasses frame, and the air in the KTV private room suddenly fell silent, as if the waiter suddenly came in.