The quarrel in the room grew fierce and then subsided. Apparently, the three celebrities finally came to an agreement.

After a while, a steward invited six people in.

Buyun Jushi was obviously angry, and said in a muffled voice: "Zhang Tianyi, you are very literary and have a broad personality, and you are the best candidate to teach the third son." But these two," he swept Song Xingzhi and Xu Zefang left and right, and snorted coldly: "These two doubt your talent, so they have to ask another question." ”

"A "Analects" and a "Book of Songs" are very simple, you can deal with it casually, lest someone say that I am biased."

"Uh", the little Taoist priest burped and suddenly laughed: "The student is dedicated to the Tao, has a chic nature, and pursues leisure." Today, I was fascinated by the yellow and white things, and entered this palace. Once you sit down, you'll regret it. I only feel that although this palace is large, it has trapped my heart; This palace is not high, but it covers my heavens. That's why the students felt something and wrote the poem. ”

"Since the student has no intention of taking the position of the West Seat, why should he block the future of others? The student had not explained it before, but it made the layman angry about it, which was very wrong for the student. ”

"Today's trip to the palace, the students drank such a fine wine as "Yuluochun", and got acquainted with such wonderful people as laymen. Students, the heart is enough, and this is the return. Ladies and gentlemen, please take your leave! ”

As soon as he said this, everyone in the audience was moved. Song Xingzhi and Xu Zefang were even more ashamed, and they were clearly ashamed that they had misunderstood such a world-class master as a little Taoist.

Seeing that the little Taoist priest turned around and left, Buyun Jushi hurriedly shouted "Wait". He took a piece of plain paper, wrote down a line of addresses, presented it with both hands, and said very eagerly: "Xiaoyou is talented, and I deeply admire it." If you have free time, please also invite a friend to come to the Burrow to sit, and a certain will definitely sweep the couch to greet you! ”

The little Taoist priest replied, "The students must go and disturb them." ”

Arching his hand, in the eyes of the crowd of worship, the little Taoist priest left in style!

He walked out of the palace in a chic manner, and when he was sure that no one noticed him, the little Taoist priest breathed a sigh of relief, and his dashing figure immediately collapsed completely.

He smiled proudly, he had finally passed this level. It's okay, it's so beautiful!

After all, the little Taoist priest is not stupid, he just sits in the well and watches the sky. After seeing the world outside the well, he immediately knew that he, the second literary talent in Jiuyin Town, was really nothing.

In this case, even if the position of the west seat of the palace is sent to him, he will definitely not sit on it. What are you kidding, just looking at the three celebrities invited by the palace, you know that this matter is quite important. At his level, at most one day after entering, he will be completely exposed. At that time, he will not know where Rou'er's boudoir is, but he will definitely know where the water prison is.

Only then is there only two options left: the guard and the servant.

On the second day, the little Taoist priest went to the palace again.

The recruiting point for the guards is in the east, and the recruiting point for the servants is in the west. The little Taoist priest went east first.

This time, he didn't sign up confidently like yesterday, but inquired about it.

The frog at the bottom of the well, since he saw the sky outside the well, he had deep doubts about the martial arts of this "second in Jiuyin Town". Not to mention, he couldn't be clearer about Xu Ruoxue's kung fu. If you fight with her at the top of the Forbidden City, I am afraid that if the evil woman moves her little fingers, she can directly enter the deep palace and become a eunuch!

He hesitated and wandered here, annoying the head of the courtyard. The man strode forward, and his big eyes glared: "You guy, the thief is rubbing his head and brains here, do you want to fight for this courtyard?" ”

The little Taoist priest shrank his neck and said, "No." ”

"No, then look at the bird, get out!"

The little Taoist priest kept his neck and said, "Yes." ”

The corner of the leader's mouth curved, and he said: "With your body, it's almost like being a duck." When the nursing home, I go. ”

The little Taoist priest was furious, this is too contemptuous of people. Without saying a word, he stepped forward to pick up the wooden sword, brushed a few swords, and each sword was in the middle of a circle of bells tied under the eaves, only listening to the bells ringing six times.

The leader cried out, "Good! This eyesight is accurate. Four rings are over, please. ”

The little Taoist priest entered through the side door and came to a small courtyard.

As soon as he saw the huge stone burden in the middle of the courtyard, the little Taoist priest was bitter in his heart. Hey, it really has to be more than strength.

The little Taoist priest is naturally not afraid of eyesight and accuracy, and he has also practiced hard.

Ghosts have no flesh. Those powerful demons are extremely fast, and they really come and go like the wind and lightning. If you want to fight such a powerful demon, you must not let it get close. Otherwise, if you are not careful, you will be disemboweled. Therefore, the real ghost hunters have practiced the kung fu of flying talismans.

The talisman seal is generally made of yellow paper, as light and thin as a feather, so that it can fly out quickly, and the top martial arts masters may not be able to do it, that is the realm of "falling leaves and flying flowers, hurting people invisible". All ordinary talismans, the little Taoist priest is helpless, he can fly, it must be a talisman made by a real master, and it must contain mana. Focusing on the fingertips with internal force, the mana on the talisman seal is stimulated, and the talisman will be as hard as a piece of wood in a short time. In this way, you can fly.

If you can fly, you have to fly accurately. This kung fu little Taoist has practiced hard for more than ten years, from the beginning of the flying stones, to the flying wood, to the flying leaves, he doesn't know how much sweat he has shed for this, how much hardship he has endured, before he can achieve great success.

With a swipe of his hand on his waist, the talisman shot like an arrow. Within 30 feet, 100 shots are missed. This kung fu is put on the rivers and lakes, and it is also first-class!

It's just that when it comes to comparing strength, the little Taoist priest is helpless. He has practiced the Taoist internal martial arts, so he can no longer practice the martial arts on the rivers and lakes. With the strength of the flesh alone, hey, look at his "slender" body, don't think about it.

When the little Taoist priest was thinking about how to slip away quietly, he suddenly smelled a foul smell in his nose.

I'll go, someone farts! He still came to the yin.

This fart scattered with the wind, and it really stinks. The little Taoist priest hurriedly covered his nose and retreated.

A big man on his left couldn't stand it, and his radish thick finger was a finger: "Zhao Laosan, is it your fart?" This is the most smelly, and you are clearly the closest to it. ”

That Zhao Laosan was very angry, and without saying a word, he lifted the fist the size of a pot, and smashed it on the head.

Then a big man on his right shouted: "Li Laosi, usually your mouth stinks like you have eaten." This fart stinks, you must have put it. ”

That Li Laosi instantly blushed and had a thick neck, picked up the wooden knife beside him, and slashed it away: "Slander Lao Tzu, Lao Tzu will split you." ”

So for a while, more than a dozen big men were in a ball. It was a real fight, a fist to the flesh.

The little Taoist priest was dumbfounded, isn't it just a fart? Although it stinks a little, can you afford to fight for life and death for this? Look, the teeth are flying with blood. Barbaric, barbaric.

The little Taoist priest, who claimed to be a scholar, saw the leader of the guards coming in, and hurriedly ran over: "It's too hard, you have to stop it quickly." ”

The leader glanced at him and said lazily, "Sooner or later, there will be a fight, so let them fight." Strange, why didn't anyone hit you? ”

After saying this, the little Taoist priest felt that the evil wind was hitting behind him, and he didn't have time to think about it, so he shouted hoarsely: "Stop!" ”

This sound was like thunder, and the small courtyard that was still noisy and shaky was silent in the middle. All the big men stopped their movements in unison and threw their red eyes at the little Taoist.

The little Taoist priest turned around, swallowed a mouthful of saliva, and gently pushed away the wooden stick that was hanging above his head and was one foot away with his hand, and said with a smile: "Everyone, go on, don't quit." You fight slowly, not in a hurry. ”

Seeing more than a dozen pairs of reddish eyes glaring at each other, the little Taoist screamed, turned around at the fastest speed in his life, and then rushed forward.

Just listening to "Peng Peng", just this moment, I don't know how many wooden knives, wooden swords, wooden guns, and wooden sticks smashed on the wall behind him.

The little Taoist priest fled in embarrassment. After leaving the small courtyard, he wiped a handful of cold sweat from his forehead and said: "I am a scholar, and a scholar has to be decent, how can he be as rude as those barbarians." Forget it, this guard doesn't fight! ”

Only then is there only one last option left: the Servants!

Servant, this, you have to serve people, and it is not a woman who is serving, but a man.

It is said that there are many people in the royal family who are good at Longyang, and they are born with such clear eyebrows and beautiful eyes, if they don't do it, they will be sheep in the wolf's den!

Is that all?

Hey, no, Rou'er doesn't know what to do now, and there is no news at all. She is a delicate and delicate weak woman, and now she is in danger, waiting for her Taoist brother to rescue her. How can I retreat at this time? This must not be!

Anyway, the palace recruited people this time, and it was not a deed of sale. After finding Rou'er, she, the daughter of the palace, came out and scrapped the paper contract, which was just a matter of one sentence.

The decision was made, and the little Taoist priest was majestic and high-spirited, and went to the west with the heroic spirit of "the wind is sluggish and the water is cold, and the strong man will never return".

When I went to the recruiting point for the servants, I saw that it was crowded with people. It's just that those people are either cold or poor.

The little Taoist priest hesitated again: really go to be a servant, this is too cheap.

After thinking about it, a flash of inspiration flashed in his mind, it is said that today's son, the heir is difficult!

The Great Song Dynasty had a precedent for vassal kings to inherit the throne, and the first emperor was crowned King Gong before he became emperor. When there is no queen today, it is possible for the current King Gong to inherit the throne!

According to the rumors of the fathers and elders of Jiuyin Town, there is a family surnamed Lin, known as Lin San, who entered a Xiao Mansion as a housekeeper, and actually wiped out Miss Xiao Mansion, and thus ascended the throne as the emperor, achieving a story through the ages. Later generations call it the best family!

That man is a role model for my generation!

Okay, that's it.

Today, I, Zhang Tianyi, also entered the palace of Prince Gong. Later, he married Rou'er and helped King Gong ascend to the throne. Then take charge of the country with the dignity of a horse, stabilize the country with internal security, and protect the people and the world; Mention millions of heroes, destroy the Jin country, and restore the rivers and mountains; Ping the Western Regions, set the world. From then on, climb to the pinnacle of life and create an eternal legend!

Prince Gong's Mansion, I, Zhang Tianyi, come too!