203 Sister-in-law, please don't seduce the poor road
The spring night is short.
The little Taoist priest opened his eyes with difficulty, moved the jade arm around his waist with even greater difficulty, and after a full moment, he finally mustered up the courage to get dressed and get out of bed.
"Gentle Township is a hero's mound, this is true!" The little Taoist priest couldn't help but sigh.
Even a Taoist priest who has been practicing for 18 years like him and has such a firm Taoist heart is reluctant to leave, which shows that beauty is really a man's nemesis.
Feeling her husband's departure, Xu Ruoxue dissatisfiedly squeezed out a thin * from her throat, and then turned over. So the pair of eye-catching abundance flashed in front of the little Taoist's eyes.
Looking at the exposed half of the jade back, the little Taoist priest swallowed his saliva, and his whole body was hot for a while. He sighed again: "I'll go, this Yang Body is really not all a good thing!" No wonder Master has told me thousands of times to abstain from sex, to be abstinent! ”
Desperately imagining the master's stinky clothes in his mind, the little Taoist priest finally gritted his teeth and turned to leave.
When he went downstairs, the little Taoist priest wanted to blow the wind on the side of the boat. Unexpectedly, a person suddenly turned out of the bow of the boat, it was the beauty of last night.
It's just that the current appearance of this beauty is a little strange.
There are two blush on his face, his small mouth is slightly open, his breathing is thin and rapid, and his eyes are as bright as water, which is very similar to Xu Ruoxue last night.
The little Taoist priest looked left and right: strange, there is no man around her, why does she look like this?
He didn't know that the sound insulation of this painting boat was really not good, and this beauty had already been extremely emotional when she heard the sound of spring in the middle of the night. If it weren't for Xu Ruoxue's ferocity, I am afraid that I would have killed the generals a long time ago.
The little Taoist priest thought about it again and again, and finally understood. He asked with concern, "Does the little lady have a fever?" The wind is strong on the lake, and the little lady has to hurry up to ask a good doctor for treatment. If this delay is long, I am afraid that it will hurt my body. ”
Being looked at by the good-looking Xiao Langjun in front of her, with clear eyes like water, this beauty was very ashamed, she nodded, and then tried her best to lift her body, and wanted to go back. Unexpectedly, after only a few steps, his body went limp, and he fell to the ground. She was so ashamed that she got up and fled in a hurry.
The remaining little Taoist priest shook his head and sighed: "Hey, it's really burning badly!" I can't even stand on my feet. ”
After enjoying the scenery for half an hour, Xu Ruoxue finally woke up. The two of them took their leave.
A small boat was sent ashore, and the two turned over and got on their horses.
Riding on a horse and looking at the painting boat in Taiping Lake, Xu Ruoxue only felt a trance in her heart: Are you dreaming? Oh my God, did I really go to this land of fireworks? Still in such a place, lingering with her husband for half a night?
Hey, if Sister Liu knew that I was so rude, I was afraid that she would be angry to death!
But how can this feel so good?
Thinking of the taste of last night, Xu Ruoxue was intoxicated. When she saw the little Taoist priest who was also reminiscing around her, she felt a little unhappy in her heart. So he asked: "Husband, I ruined my husband's good deeds last night, and my husband won't be angry, right?" ”
The little Taoist priest said: "Last night was excellent, what happened to me if the snow broke me?" ”
is a sanctimonious dead Taoist priest, and he is still pretending to be garlic at this time. Xu Ruoxue glanced at him and said angrily: "Of course, I didn't let my husband get the Oiran." ”
The little Taoist priest was even more curious: "That Oiran is very beautiful, I have a lot of fun." ”
What the! Xu Ruoxue was furious, she snorted coldly: "My husband is really a good skill, I am inseparable from my husband, so that my husband can do some sneaky things under my nose, which is really admirable!" ”
The little Taoist priest was even more inexplicable: "The oiran is placed on the flower table, and you can see it when you raise your eyes, so why bother sneaking around?" ”
Placed on the flowers?
Xu Ruoxue looked at the little Taoist priest blankly, and suddenly, a thought flashed through her mind. She was shocked and shook her head vigorously: no way, what a joke! How could there be such a pure man in this world!
But thinking about the little Taoist's various performances yesterday, Xu Ruoxue suddenly found that this absolutely impossible guess was very likely to be true.
So she asked: "Husband, there are five pots of flowers on the flower table, and the husband thinks, which pot is the Oiran?" ”
"This is simple," the little Taoist priest was confident: "I have been observing for a long time as a husband, and I am very sure that the pot in the center is the Oiran!" ”
"Look at its position, it is the stars holding the moon; Looking at its flower shape, it is a thousand flowers blooming, which is really delicate. ”
He sighed: "Tut, sure enough, what an Oiran!" ”
Yes!
And so it is!
Xu Ruoxue looked at the little Taoist priest blankly, completely incredulous. I'm going to go, is there really such a pure man in this world?!
No wonder, he stared at these pots of flowers yesterday when he had nothing to do.
I see!
Seeing that the little Taoist priest was shy, Xu Ruoxue burst out laughing. She laughed so hard that she leaned over her horse.
Then the little Taoist priest had a strong, ominous premonition in his heart: I'm going, from yesterday to now, everyone seems to be behaving strangely. Could it be that I made some big fuss?
Something must have gone wrong. But what's wrong?
Looking at the little Taoist monk Zhang's second monk puzzled, Xu Ruoxue laughed even more, and rolled off the horse directly with laughter.
The poor little Taoist priest thought left and right, but he couldn't figure out what was wrong? The turtle is like him, how can he think that this oiran is not a flower, but a person.
was really annoyed and angry by laughter, the little Taoist snorted coldly, and slapped the horse and was about to leave.
Xu Ruoxue was a flying body, fell behind him, and hugged him tightly.
The smile continued, and Xu Ruoxue's face was gently attached to the little Taoist's face.
In the grinding of ears and temples, Xu Ruoxue said in a greasy voice: "Husband, you are so cute, the slave family is really real, I love you to death!" ”
After returning to Wu's mansion, Wu Qibu was worried for two days, and he didn't see the woman come to Xingshi to ask for guilt, so he finally relaxed.
In the evening, Wu Qibu carried the treasured Dongting Mountain Biluochun and came to the guest room.
The little Taoist priest was reading the Taoist book, and when he saw him coming, he hurriedly greeted him.
After boiling the tea, the two chatted for a long time, and Wu Qibu asked casually: "Brother Zhang, you are profound, and you are from the Shenxiao Sect, I wonder if it will be the magic of Yuanchen Transfer Technique?" ”
The little Taoist priest replied: "The Yuanchen transfer technique, it seems that I have heard my master mention it. Before Yongjia Nandu, there was a Taoist tribe who was proficient in this technique. With this technique, it is said that you can borrow luck from heaven and earth, and borrow luck from others. When cultivated to the extreme, legend has it that you can change your life against the sky! It's just that this spell has long been lost, and no one in the world should ever see it again. ”
Wu Qibu's hand trembled slightly: "That brother Zhang can have similar Taoist techniques?" ”
The little Taoist priest shook his head: "I'm not good at it." And this transshipment is ethereal. After the operation, no one knows for sure whether the luck has improved. Therefore, the world's liars like to use such spells to cheat people out of money. Brother Wu, you might as well listen to my advice, this kind of spell, don't believe it! ”
Wu Qibu did not give up: "Three thousand avenues, isn't there a Dao technique that can really be transferred?" ”
The little Taoist priest thought for a while: "There are many magical things about Taoism, whether there is such a magic in this world, I dare not say." But I firmly believe that there are gains and losses, gains and losses in the world. Even if there is really a Taoist technique that can be so magical that you turn your luck around at a certain time and place, the price you pay for it must be very large. This kind of luck doesn't turn around. ”
Wu Qibu thought for a while, and then asked: "Compared with Li Banxian in Lijia Village, Brother Zhang's Taoism is more profound, right?" ”
The little Taoist priest was displeased: "Brother Wu, don't compare me with that liar." If you talk about cultivation, then the liar is not worthy of lifting my shoes! ”
Wu Qibu nodded and apologized: "It's a fallacy!" Please forgive your sins! ”
After chatting for a while, Wu Qibu said goodbye. The little Taoist priest sent him out, only to think that this Brother Wu was really strange today.
Two days later, the little Taoist priest was standing on the railing in the back garden, watching the koi in the lake compete for food, when he heard a small footsteps behind him.
When he turned back, he saw a beautiful woman.
The beauty is wearing a purple shirt, a hairpin on her head, and her eyebrows are picturesque, delicate and moving. When the money comes, there is a graceful and moving atmosphere, rushing to the face.
The little Taoist priest was stunned for a moment, then he understood, and hurriedly saluted: "I've seen my sister-in-law." ”
Wu Li returned the salute: "I have seen my uncle." Uncle, today, Yaxing. ”
The little Taoist priest responded: "If you are tired of reading, you will come here to enjoy the fish." ”
Wu Li walked up to him, looked at the koi fish competing for food, and sighed: "This fish looks beautiful and seems to be alive and easy, but in fact it is just a plaything trapped in a small pond and at the mercy of others. ”
A strange fragrance entered the nose as this beauty approached, and it smelled very good. The little Taoist priest was puzzled in his heart: "This Wu Li family is usually very dignified, and his face is always veiled in front of outsiders. How can you be so generous at this time? Not only did he show his face, but he was so close to me, and even when he spoke, he also showed the resentment in his femur. It's weird! ”
Curious in his heart, he said: "Keiko once said, 'Zifei fish knows the joy of fish'"
Wu Li pursed his lips and chuckled: "Uncle is right. ”
Then she said with a straight face: "Regarding the matter of Lijia Village, the slave family has never thanked my uncle in person. If it weren't for the uncle's alertness, please ask Mrs. Zun to come to the rescue. The slave family is afraid, afraid that he has been kissed by a wolf. ”
The little Taoist priest shook his head: "I am friends with my husband. My sister-in-law is in trouble, and I should serve myself. ”
Hearing this, Wu Li sighed faintly.
At this time, there was no one in the back garden, even if the little Taoist priest did not understand etiquette, he also knew that the melon field and plum were under the plum, and he should avoid suspicion. He was trying to find an excuse to leave, but unfortunately a gust of wind blew, and he heard Wu Li's "ouch".
The little Taoist priest hurriedly asked, "What's wrong with my sister-in-law?" ”
Wu Li said: "It's not good, the wind blows the sand into the eyes. Uncle helped, helping the slave family blow. ”
This, not good! The little Taoist priest hesitated.
Wu Li stomped his feet and said hurriedly: "What is Uncle thinking?" Why don't you hurry. ”
The little Taoist priest had no choice but to lean over.
In front of me, there is a delicate and beautiful face, and in the nose, there is a good smell. On the face, there is a warm and soft breath. For a while, with the concentration of the little Taoist, he couldn't help but feel confused.
He secretly gritted his teeth, made up his mind, stroked his tender face with his hand, stretched open his closed eyes, and blew a few times.
But no.
Wu Li said: "There is a wing room on the left, and my uncle asked the slave family to go there and wash his eyes with clean water. ”
The little Taoist priest was even more hesitant, but under the urging of Wu Li, he had to pull up her sleeves and walk slowly to the side room.
As soon as the door of the wing room is closed, there are lonely men and widows, in the same dark room.
The little Taoist priest's heart was beating! He vaguely felt that something was going to happen.