222. Prepare to go
In a large room, Thor was standing in front of a wall with Vandal and several generals dressed as generals, and on the wall hung a huge map, with mountains, rivers, plains, and buildings all drawn in a few random strokes.
Lexia glanced at the side, and it was hard to imagine how they could rely on this abstract stick figure-like map to fight.
Seeing Lexia come in, Thor waved his hand to say hello, and then turned his head to continue the discussion with Vandal and the others.
Seeing that they seemed to be very busy, Lexia politely did not come forward to disturb, but found a place next to him and sat down, and asked Vostagg, who was panting behind him.
"What kind of map is that? Treasure map? ”
Volstag rolled his eyes, "Please, that's a military map, expeditions aren't as fun as wars." ”
Lexia suddenly leaned in and asked, "By the way, I have a question that I've always been curious about, a skill like yours is in Asgard...... Needless to say Asgard, let's talk about this room, except for Thor, compared to those in armor, are you a little more powerful or are they? ”
Vostagg magically gestured his fingers, "They? Hmph, there is no one who can fight, of course I am better than them. ”
He's really not bragging, Lexia seems to remember that in "Thor 2", Vostagger alone blocked the charge of a troop, and although he was buried in the pile of people in the end, he also made a great contribution to the smooth escape of Thor and Loki.
After Vostag finished speaking, he triumphantly took his elbow and continued to gnaw, but he coldly listened to Lexia sigh, "Sure enough, in Asgard, except for Odin and Thor, there is no one who can fight?" These guys who look majestic and majestic in armor like god fighters can't even beat a wine bag and rice bag, sad ......"
"What are you talking about...... Who is it referring to? Wostagg choked on the big elbow and didn't react for a moment.
Lexia turned to look at Vostag and asked faintly, "With your relationship with Thor, you must have fought a lot with him, right?" ”
Without waiting for Volstagg to answer, Lexia continued, "I'm really curious, with your skills, how did you survive so many battles, seeing that your personality is not like a person who likes to paddle and watch his teammates play in a group and win by himself, do you rush into the pile of people every time and be cut down and injured, and then be rescued by Thor?" ”
"I ......" Volstag felt discriminated against, but he couldn't get out of his frustration if he wanted to, because the other party said the basic truth, he Volstag liked to charge for more than a day or two, and he was not rescued by Thor in the crowd once or twice.
And Lexia is a guy who fights against him, Vandal and Hogan with a sword, and being mad at him is tantamount to looking for death.
There was no way, he could only bite the elbow in his hand viciously, and he bit the meat in his mouth in two bites, chewing viciously, feeling like he was chewing Lexia's meat.
Lexia sat back down, as if she was talking to Vostagg, and as if she was talking to herself.
"Loki regards us earthlings as mortals, and Thor keeps saying that he wants to protect us, but what about it, we only see a group of barbarian warriors whose tactics and tactics are stuck in the age of cold weapons, not to mention nuclear bombs, even if you take two submachine guns, you can sweep a large area, is this our mythical Aesir Protoss?"
"Where is this myth, it's just a joke."
It's no wonder that Lexia sighed, except for a few gods in Asgard, the others are weaker, not to mention anything else, let's just say that Skolch, the executioner who replaced Heimdall as the caretaker of the Rainbow Bridge in "Thor 3", went astray and woke up, with two M16 submachine guns from the earth, he became a hero who could not be opened.
If it weren't for the last magazine, he would have been able to defend the Rainbow Bridge by himself.
According to this logic, as long as you contain a few high-level combat forces such as Odin and Thor, and then get a fully armed reinforcement company from the earth, will you be able to sweep through the entire Asgard?
After being discriminated against by Lexia, Voldtree focused on his elbows, completely ignoring what he was saying.
He is strong, he is strong, and the breeze blows on the hills.
On the other side, Thor finally finished a wave of discussions, and walked over to greet Lexia with a smile, "Hey Natsu, did you sleep well last night?" ”
I don't know why, Le Xia Lao felt that there seemed to be something hidden in his smile.
Shaking his head, Lexia stared into Thor's eyes, "It's not good to sleep at all, I don't even know when I fell asleep, how can it be good." ”
Intelligence 2's Thor Cliff can't lie without changing his face, and Lexia believes that he will be able to see something in his eyes.
"Hahaha!" Thor looked up to the sky and laughed very, "The most capable person on the planet, who claims to be drunk with a thousand cups, but is put down by a glass of wine, is simply funny, hahahaha." ”
Looking at the way Thor smiled back and forth, Lexia's brows furrowed deeply, this rammed smile was so real, it didn't look like it was hiding something.
"After I got drunk, did anything happen?" Lexia asked without giving up.
Thor thought for a moment, "After you're drunk...... We're going to send you back to your room to sleep, what else can happen? ”
Vandal behind Thor nodded, "So is Vostagg, it's too embarrassing and rude to get drunk after a drink." ”
"I ...... I'm just a little rushed," Warstagg argued in a whisper.
Thor reached out and patted Lexia on the shoulder, "Let's talk about drinking another day, let's talk about the business of going to the Nine Realms first." ”
"The Nine Realms? What happened to the Nine Realms? ”
"Because of the destruction of the Rainbow Bridge, the Nine Realms have fallen into chaos, and we need to reorganize the order of the Nine Realms," Vanda explained.
In mythology, the Rainbow Bridge is the passage connecting Asgard and the Earth, and Lexia couldn't understand why the destruction of the Rainbow Bridge would cause chaos in the Nine Realms, and what was the inevitable connection between the two, but seeing that Vandal didn't have an explanation, he had to listen to it.
Anyway, the purpose of his coming to Asgard was to go to war with Thor, and there was no need to delve into the reasons or anything.
Vostagg didn't know when he had lowered his elbow, wiped the grease on his beard, and was waving the big axe in his hand, shouting excitedly, "Is it finally about to start, where to go first?" ”
The corners of Le Xia's mouth trembled, you are too fast in disguise, and besides, what are you excited about fighting five scumbags.
Thor raised his hand and made a move, and Thor's hammer flew from not far away, and was firmly grasped by him.
"Let's go to Hogan's hometown first, Warnerheim."
After Lexia came to Asgard, he never saw Hogan, the three friends of Asgard, and it turned out that there was something wrong with his hometown.