Chapter 411: I'm sorry, no

Zhou Yu is an orphan and is placed in the network, which should be the treatment of the protagonist.

But he's not, he's just an ordinary otaku who can't be more ordinary.

Looks ordinary, height is ordinary, grades are ordinary, IQEQ is ordinary, and he can't find the apex "characteristics" in the first 20 years of his life, and he has simply lived into Saiki Kusuo's dream.

It wasn't until he was 20 years old that he suffered some accidents, suffered from human allergies, and almost died.

Fortunately, he was taken to the Afang Palace, and after treatment, his symptoms were alleviated.

The person who saved him, or that was no longer human, was a half-human, half-mechanical being.

He told Zhou Yu that his name was Meng Tian, and he was the one who was in charge of the Afang Palace in place of Qin Shi Huang. Because he transformed himself into a half-human, half-machine being, he gained a near-eternal life.

However, after truly immortality, he realized that this was not such a beautiful thing.

The reason why life is colorful is precisely because it is short, and every minute and second is worth cherishing. When this limit is unlocked, it may be possible to be multiply happy at first, but this is an overdraft of the future.

100 years, 200 years...... 1,000 years, 2,000 years......

Gradually, Meng Tian found that his mental condition was becoming more and more wrong, and he felt that he was on the verge of collapse.

"If there is love in the sky, human feelings cannot withstand the erosion of time," Meng Tian explained to Zhou Yu, "I can't hold on anymore, I'm about to eliminate my sense of self, and I need a successor before that." ”

In this way, the tired Meng Tian completely destroyed the "self" and became the same existence as other mecha warriors in the arsenal. And Zhou Yu also became the temporary owner of Afang Palace.

At first, he also thought that there was something special about him that Meng Tian took a fancy to, so he was chosen to be the heir.

But later I learned from Ah Zhi that Meng Tian was already half-crazy at that time, and his method of selecting people was very simple, that is, to blindly enter a coordinate and then arrest people. Whichever one you catch, you can choose whichever one you catch.

This may be the luckiest time in Zhou Yu's life. For a person with human allergies, there is no better place to live than a spaceship.

In this way, he lived in Afang Palace for 7 years. During this period, he also often returned to the earth, mainly shopping, some ingredients and clothes were secondary, mainly the new figures, and he couldn't resist the temptation.

He had also encountered evolutionaries before, but Ah Fang Gong's map cannon pointed to where to fight, and if he killed one or two powerful evolutionaries a little, he was regarded as the eight murderers. (Meng Tian was once active on Earth, and at that time the Mysterious Alliance knew that there was an Eight Murderers in space)

Of course, it's not without any trouble. Because Zhou Yu is just an ordinary person, even with the assistance of Ah Zhi, sometimes the system that operates Ah Fang Palace will inevitably make mistakes.

It has happened more than once that the wrong coordinates were entered and the wrong thing was caught. Let's say he tried to catch saury again, and he caught a dragon......

Usually when this happens, he will quickly send back what he has caught. But the last time he took the takeaway, he was careless, and he was accidentally touched by the person who caught him.

In this way, allergies attacked, and Zhou Yu completely fainted.

When he woke up again, he found himself lying on the bed, surrounded by a familiar space.

"Who brought me to bed?" He remembered that he had fainted on the floor, "Oh yes, that woman! ”

"Achi! Call up the surveillance! He habitually shouted.

As a result, I heard a nice woman's voice ringing: "Good master." ”

Then a projection screen popped up in front of him.

But his attention was not at all there, and as soon as he turned around, he saw a girl with very large breasts and a very beautiful face standing at the head of the bed.

"Ahh

Looking at the trembling quilt, Cui Mingyue complained in her heart that this guy was going to be a quilt spirit?

However, he still pretended to be a robot: "Please rest assured, master, I am an artificial intelligence carrier, model 2800 android, not a real person." ”

"Imitation, android?" Zhou Yu drilled out his head and looked at her curiously, "Really? ”

"It's true."

"Whew...... Then I'll be relieved, I was really shocked just now, when did you learn to do this? Mischievous. ”

Cui Mingyue saw that he actually believed it, and complained in her heart: [You obviously saw my face before, why did you believe it so easily? 】

"Ah Zhi," at this moment, Zhou Yu said, "bring my glasses." ”

"Good master." Instructions immediately popped up in the field of vision, and Cui Mingyue followed the instructions to find a glasses case and gave it to Zhou Yu.

Although he knew that he was an android, Zhou Yu still tried not to contact Cui Mingyue.

He put on his glasses, looked up at Cui Mingyue again, and suddenly exclaimed, "Wow! Achi: Where did you find such a beautiful model!? That's beautiful, isn't it? ”

Hearing the praise, Cui Mingyue was still very happy in her heart: [It turned out to be a short-sighted eye, and he was quite tasteful. 】

However, then Zhou Yu said: "I hate beautiful women. ”

Meow meow?

A question mark popped up on Cui Mingyue's head, what the hell? I hate beautiful women, could it be a?

Perhaps out of anger, she asked without Achi's instructions, "Do you want to change to a muscular hunk model android?" ”

"Huh?" Zhou Yu looked confused, "Why do you want a muscular hunk?" ”

"There are also models with lush chest hair, skinny models, beer belly models, pink and tender small fresh meat models, and young Zhengtai models to choose from."

"Hey, Achi, is there a bug in your system? How do you recommend something weird to me? Zhou Yu asked.

"Don't you like it, master?" Cui Mingyue showed a puzzled look.

"Of course I don't like it!" Zhou Yu wondered, "Sure enough, it's artificial intelligence, there are too many places that need to grow, in short, you wrote it down for me, I don't need a male android." ”

When he used to watch the infinite flow of the same people, he saw that someone could obviously create a beautiful woman of equal strength.,As a result, he made a muscular man or a Fubo or something.,At that time, I wanted to complain that this kind of person's brain was kicked by a donkey? It's really disgusting.

Cui Mingyue then asked, "Does the master need an ugly female android?" There are models such as Obesity, Moon Surface, Washboard, etc. to choose from. ”

"Don't!" Zhou Yu hurriedly shouted, "Don't guess, even if I hate beautiful women, I won't like ugly girls, do you have any animal models here?" I like cats, or dogs. ”

"I'm sorry, no."

Said the fog seeker

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