Chapter 38: I'm not immortal

"Fuck you!" Yang Mei yelled.

The plot is reversed again.

The Xuanyuan Ruthless Bracelet was an ordinary magic weapon that could not be held in the hands of Cao Bao, who was shallow, and in the hands of a great god like Yang Mei, it immediately exerted the energy of the level of Xuanyuan Yellow Emperor.

Even half of it emitted earth-shattering energy, and the golden whip thrown out by Zhao Gongming's backhand was directly twisted into a ball, and the stabbing flew out of Zhao Gongming's hand with a bang, and fell to the ground with a loud bang.

"Hahaha~"

Yang Mei Daxian was also quite surprised by the plot changes and his own abilities. He laughed smugly and clapped his hands exaggeratedly.

"How about it, do you accept it? Broken copper and iron can be danced by me~~ It's a pity that such a good baby is crippled by a scum. ”

The "scum" said by Yang Mei Daxian refers to Sang scolding Huai, and Zhao Gongming and Cao Bao automatically sat down in their hearts. Both of them grinned in anger, and their faces changed color.

This was the first time Cao Bao had seen the Xuanyuan Ruthless Bracelet exert its true power. Although it is not as unbearable as Yang Mei's "broken copper and iron", it also feels like a chicken treasure. Now it seems that it can only be said that the skills are inferior to others, and the sword is used as a pig-killing knife.

Zhao Gongming looked at his left hand in a panic, and then at his right hand. I can't believe my eyes. The first time I worshipped so quickly, so thoroughly, so powerlessly. Two of the three treasures were lost, leaving only a defensive dragon rope. It's almost like being beaten to the bottom of your pants.

"Who are you, old man?"

Zhao Gongming was terrified, but he was still very arrogant and domineering on the surface.

"He is a great immortal. Hahaha! You can bully us, and you won't be beaten like a dog in front of the great god. ”

Although the lantern burning dao man was tied to the dragon rope at this time, he couldn't move. Although he has always been steady and benevolent, he is disgusted with falling into the well and deceiving others too much. But when he thought of these days, Zhao Gongming chased himself into the east and west, north and south, and saw that Yang Mei easily cleaned him up, not to mention relieving his anger.

Since he exterminated everything and did not put morality first, what was there to pretend to be benevolent and moral.

Words like "scum" and "dog" have always been only him Zhao someone scolding others, how can he allow others to scold himself. Zhao Gongming didn't come out angrily. didn't care about snatching back the rare weapon of the golden whip, so he gave the lamp two ear scrapers with the momentum of thunder, and disappeared into the wind. By the way, he hooked his little hand and wanted to retract the dragon rope, but found that he had directly cut off the divine sense connection with it.

"Yang Mei, you bastard, wait for Lao Tzu !!"

This cruel sentence came from afar.

Everyone knows how unwilling Zhao Gongming is, how painful he is, and how angry he is.

"Welcome back!"

The only person who can take Zhao Gongming's vicious words so happily is Yang Mei.

He picked up the Xuanyuan Ruthless Bracelet on the ground and the golden whip that was tied up, and broke it with all his might, but he couldn't break it.

"Hey, it's you, how do you open this?"

Yang Mei pointed at Cao Bao and began to bite directly with his teeth in annoyance. He is not uncommon with this broken bracelet. He asked for this golden whip. He liked everything golden and shiny.

Cao Bao and Randeng were still tied up with dragon ropes at this time, and both of them were worried. I was afraid that Yang Mei would accidentally break a few teeth. If you get angry again, you will probably leave them alone.

"I, I don't know. ”

Especially Cao Bao was about to cry. You must know that this old man is so powerful, he never dared to play chess before. didn't just let him go down with Xiao Sheng. Anyway, Cao Sheng's chess skills are very stinky, far inferior to himself. If it weren't for the fact that there were not a few scattered immortals on this mountain who liked to play chess, they wouldn't have found this kind of rank difference to play with. If they go down together, they are guaranteed to be able to make this old fairy happy.

Cao Bao's intestines are about to repent.

Burning the lamp was hit by Zhao Gongming's two big ear scrapers just now, his eyes were blazing, his ears were buzzing, his brain was dizzy, he was ashamed and annoyed, and he scolded countless sentences in his heart, "Zhao Gongming, you shameless and despicable villain." ”

The lantern man breathed a sigh of relief, and this catastrophe had finally escaped. Moreover, Yang Mei also avenged him and taught Zhao Gongming a hard lesson.

This bracelet was Cao Bao's, but he said he didn't know. The people who lit the lamp thought that Cao Bao had a mantra and refused to say it, for fear that this strange old man would rob him of his treasure.

This is very common. Who is willing to give their beloved thing to others, especially a stranger?

"You tell him. I'll trade it for you with a baby. Definitely no worse than yours. The lantern man turned his face to Cao Bao and said.

"What baby?" Cao Bao thought of a treasure like a golden immortal like a lamp that could be exchanged for broken copper and iron, so it shouldn't be too cost-effective. His eyes lit up, but he dimmed again. "But I really don't know ......"

This is also the first time he has used it. He doesn't know the mantra or anything. This treasure was left on a tree by a group of Sect Interpretation Sect disciples during a fight near Wuyi Mountain not long ago, and was picked up by him while wandering around.

Seeing that the treasure exchange was not allowed to make him say the spell, the people of the Burning Lamp Dao believed Cao Bao Bacheng. Both of them can see that as long as the treasure that this old man likes wants to snatch in the world, I am afraid that few people can protect it. He desperately recalled the scenes that had happened before in his mind, pondering every detail one by one, and suddenly a flash of inspiration flashed.

Yang Mei Daxian put the bracelet and the golden whip on the ground, conjured a big knife that sharpened mud like iron, and was about to cut it on the bracelet.

"Can't be cut!" Cao Bao shouted. Splitting in half is also a treasure, and you have to leave a whole corpse.

Randen also shouted anxiously, for fear of missing a good opportunity to be friends with Yang Mei.

"Daxian, I'm afraid this can't be cut. Maybe you'll be cut down with a single knife. Would you like to try that last sentence?"

"Which one?!"

Yang Mei looked up suspiciously. In both hands, he held a half-meter-long silver glittering knife. He's been very irritable by the bracelet. The edge of the knife flickered, and the right half of the white eyebrow was accidentally crossed out in an instant.

"Eyebrows, my eyebrows...... My eyebrows are gone......" Yang Mei Daxian shouted like a nervous person. Immediately threw down the broadsword, took out a bronze mirror, and a rhinoceros horn comb.

Look left and right in the mirror, and look again. Have a long face.

These fairy eyebrows are as important to Yang Mei as black and silky hair is to women. Eyebrows equals beauty. Now the left and right eyebrows are different. I'm not immortal, it's not good-looking.

Sad......

This eyebrow has not been broken since it was born 1.3 million years ago. Alack.

If you cut it in half, do you have to wait for another 700,000 years to come back?

Yang Mei held a mirror in one hand and a comb in the other, looking up at the sky forty-five degrees sadly. He quickly recalled in his mind the various treasures and precious medicinal materials in the Eight Treasures Bag. None of them seem to be able to solve the broken eyebrows.

"It's over, it's over. I don't want to live anymore. It's all your tattered bracelet. Fuck you!"

"Daisen, Daisen. Otherwise, you can loosen the bonds between the two of us. I have a way for your eyebrows. And, oops. Help, my thigh was cut off by your knife. Ask Daisen to help me. ”

Yang Mei seemed to ignore the call for help from the Burning Lamp Daoist, and kicked the golden whip wrapped in the flying bracelet.

Cao Bao and Ran Deng looked at the moody Yang Mei in amazement. Is this still the domineering god just now, with superior force and a strong sense of justice?

It's just a big nerve!

Just listen to the click, and the bracelet is separated from the golden whip.

The other half of the bracelet flew to Yang Mei's left hand, put it together, and put it on with a click.

Yang Mei Daxian was startled. What is it today? I'm a serious male fairy, what kind of bracelet do I want. When I shook my hand, the bracelet was stuck to my hand, and I couldn't shake it off.

"Fuck you!"

Yang Mei Daxian scolded, and the bracelet obediently fell to the ground.

It turns out that the spell is this. What a "cheap" thing. You have to scold to be obedient. Yang Mei Daxian laughed, thinking that this bracelet was a little interesting.

It was only then that he noticed that the big knife he threw everywhere had cut off one of the thighs of the Lantern Daoist. Half of the cut was rolled aside.

"You're a mature golden immortal. Can't you use immortal magic to make up for your own brain? The leg can walk back by itself and then automatically connect it!"