Chapter 312: I'm Angry, I'm Angry, I'm Really Angry!
"Hmm..." The woman continued to lie on the edge of the bathtub, looked at Chu Yanran with a smile and said, "Yanran, do you like that guy so much?" ”
"I like it, I like it very much, I like it until I die." Chu Yanran hurriedly said.
In her impression, her wicked aunt likes to rob other people's things, but rarely robs her own.
"It's very rare, but it's not that it's not not robbed. I will never forget when I was seven years old, this woman robbed herself of her New Year's money to play video games! ”
All in all, Chu Yanran could only hope that her sister-in-law would see her face and let Yang Xiaoguang go.
Otherwise, I can't explain this to Xia He.
"And what do you do if your boyfriend cheats on you?" The woman said again.
"What... What do you mean? ”
"If, I mean, if your boyfriend is secretly looking for a fortune teller behind your back, which day is an auspicious day. What will you do? The woman said again.
Yang Xiaoguang, who had been closing his eyes in the bathtub, opened his eyes violently when he heard this.
He remembered!
At the beginning, he and Xia He once found a fortune teller who wore a Taoist robe and had a beard but no Adam's apple.
At that time, Yang Xiaoguang suspected that this female Taoist priest was dressed as a man.
"I see!"
He finally understood now why he had always felt that this woman was familiar just now, and he always felt that he had seen it somewhere.
Because, this woman is the female Taoist priest who told fortunes for herself and Xia He!
“mmp!”
scolded secretly, and Yang Xiaoguang then began to realize that he was hiding under the woman.
And this woman, without clothes.
Grunt~
After swallowing his saliva, Yang Xiaoguang's nostril capillaries instantly cracked.
Really nosebleeds!
Chu Yanran naturally didn't know what was going on in the bathtub, she was a little panicked when she was forced to ask by a woman like this.
"There's no way my boyfriend can cheat on me." Chu Yanran could only bite the bullet and say.
"Then let him say it himself."
After speaking, the woman directly lifted Yang Xiaoguang out of the bathtub.
Seeing Yang Xiaoguang coming out of the bathtub, still bleeding from his nose, Young Woman Chu's face turned black into carbon in an instant.
"Listen to me, my dear!" Yang Xiaoguang hurriedly covered his nose and said, "I thought you were taking a bath and wanted to rub your back today, but I didn't expect..."
Before he finished speaking, Yang Xiaoguang was pulled out by Chu Yanran's ears.
"Yang Xiaoguang, what did my aunt mean by what she said just now?" After staying away from the bathroom, Chu Yanran let go of her hand and said.
"Hey." Yang Xiaoguang sighed, and then told him about the matter, he paused, and said with burning eyes: "My dear, I didn't expect you to be so affectionate to me... Hiss! ”
Before he could speak, Yang Xiaoguang was stepped on by Chu Yanran.
Young Woman Chu said with a dark face: "Yang Xiaoguang, your brain is squeezed by the door, right?" I'm here to fool my aunt, to protect you flowery bastard for Xia He. How could I possibly be tempted by a bastard like you? Then again, you're really spineless. Let me tell you, my aunt is the kind of woman with a black belly, who likes to play with men, and has an extremely distorted heart. You... You're hiding under her ass, you're hopeless! Are you men all made of sperm? ”
Yang Xiaoguang instantly wilted.
"This woman really doesn't mean anything about love for herself."
At this time, Chu Yanran pushed Yang Xiaoguang again and said, "You go upstairs to sleep, I will take my aunt away later." ”
"Okay."
Yang Xiaoguang didn't say anything, then went upstairs and returned to his room.
The water on his clothes had already been pumped out by him.
Standing on the balcony, Yang Xiaoguang looked at Mingyue and fell into deep thought.
"Speaking of which, why can you understand the words on the ancient battlefield?"
Yang Xiaoguang thought about it, and the only possibility was the memory scroll that came out of his mind before he died half a year ago.
He rubbed his head: "What are those scrolls?" Is it my sealed memory, or what? ”
The memory of his previous life, Yang Xiaoguang didn't dare to think about it.
After all, this kind of stuff is ridiculous.
Even though Nangong Happy once mentioned the matter of 'reincarnation', Yang Xiaoguang still felt that it was too ridiculous.
After a while, with nothing to gain, Yang Xiaoguang had no choice but to give up.
"Forget it. Let's think about another problem that needs to be solved. ”
Yang Xiaoguang then frowned and pondered.
Another problem he needed to solve was the problem of his own cultivation aura.
I don't know if it's because of the mysterious beads, but my current cultivation has not produced a cultivation aura at all.
That's a good thing.
After all, you can be scary and pretend to be strong.
Generally speaking, in the era of aura revival, there is a lack of means to conceal the aura of cultivation, and people with high cultivation can easily sense the cultivation level of low cultivation.
On the contrary, people with low cultivation levels are unable to sense the cultivation aura of high cultivation realms.
If you can't sense the other party's cultivation aura, you will generally think that the other party is stronger than you.
Yang Xiaoguang can pretend to be a strong man with his unique advantages.
However, the problem is that once it is exposed, I am afraid that I will become the prey of fragrant fragrance, after all, it is still very tempting to use techniques or treasures that can hide the breath.
"I wonder if there is a way to forge the aura of cultivation? It's easier to disguise yourself by getting a condensation of four or five layers of cultivation than not cultivating at all. ”
Yang Xiaoguang then laughed to himself.
"This kind of method sounds like a very high-end method, how can there be such an era of revival of aura? I sleep, sleep, and I have a headache to think about. ”
Then, Yang Xiaoguang lay down on the bed and fell asleep.
As the saying goes, there are thoughts and dreams at night.
Yang Xiaoguang dreamed again about the cultivation aura that he had been entangled in before.
At this moment, in his dream, Yang Xiaoguang suddenly felt a lightning bolt in his mind, and the lightning was terrifying, and he felt that he could directly split his head.
He knew it was a dream, but the dream was so real that he woke up from it all at once.
He sat up sharply, gasping for air.
"What's wrong?" A woman's voice sounded beside her.
"Oh, I had a nightmare." Yang Xiaoguang said casually.
Huh?
Only then did he realize that something was wrong, and when he turned on the light, he saw that there was still a woman lying in his bed, who was only wearing a three-point style. The mature body exudes a deadly temptation.
It's not another woman, it's Chu Yanran's aunt.
"You... Why are you in my room? ”
At this moment, a rush of footsteps came, and then the door of Yang Xiaoguang's room was forcibly opened, and Chu Yanran appeared at the door angrily.
"Yanran, listen to my explanation..."Yang Xiaoguang hurriedly said.
"Shut up." Chu Yanran then looked at the woman who was lying on Yang Xiaoguang's bed wearing only a three-point style, took a deep breath, then stared at her with big eyes, and said angrily: "Liu Miaoqiu! Don't go too far! Do you think I'm a bully?! I'm angry, I'm angry, I'm really angry! ”
She paused, came to the bed, starry eyes, and said angrily: "Liu Miaoqiu, do you really think that all the men in this world will be fascinated by you?" Let me tell you, Yang Xiaoguang will never be fascinated by you, even if you use charm in your next work! ”
"Do you want to try it? Between the two of us, see who he will choose? If I lose, I'll slap my ass and leave. Liu Miaoqiu chuckled.
Grunt~
Chu Yanran swallowed her saliva quietly, feeling a little empty in her heart, but she still stubbornly said: "It's better than that, I really think the old lady is afraid of you." ”
"I'm your aunt, you're a mess like this."
"My aunt won't rob me of a man! Don't talk nonsense, how to compare? ”
"Simple. One bed, I sleep on this end, you sleep on the other. Let Yang Xiaoguang choose who to sleep with. ”
"Hmph, who's afraid of whom!" After Chu Yanran finished speaking, she went directly to the quilt on the other side of the bed.
(End of chapter)