Chapter 57: The War Through the Door
Damn, I'm really afraid of something.
Although the voice of the person who came was not very familiar, it was deeply rooted in Cheng Wulin's mind on the day of the round table trial.
Here, Tu Tingting seemed to hear who the person outside the door was, her eyebrows wrinkled first, and she muttered to herself: "Hey? Discovered? There's a set. ”
Cheng Wulin glanced back at Tu Tingting again, stammered and responded outside the door: "Eh, do you have something to do with the mall owner?" ”
"It's nothing," Shang Yilan, who was outside the door, paced back and forth, and asked rhetorically, "But isn't it normal for the city lord to make a visit to the new residents?" ”
Call...... OK......
Cheng Wulin breathed a sigh of relief, then raised his hand again, gestured frantically behind him, and said with a procrastination in his mouth: "Ah, that, wait a minute, I just took a shower and didn't have any clothes, I'll go change my clothes and open the door again." ”
As a result, as soon as he turned around, he saw that Tu Tingting was still sitting in place, even if one leg had been propped up by Gongsun Zhu and Wang Luli.
Shang Yilan outside the door chuckled: "Take a bath? Do you love cleanliness so much? But how do I smell a stinking gutter from your house? It doesn't look very hygienic. ”
"Huh?" Cheng Wulin heard Shang Yilan's strange tone and pretended to be stupid.
"Hehe, don't pretend," Shang Yilan said tauntingly, and the words changed, "Tu Mouse, I know you're inside, and I can smell you from afar." ”
Swish!
Cheng Wulin's eyes flickered, and Tu Tingting, who was holding Tong Finger, suddenly flashed between him and the door, leaned on the door and whispered to the outside: "Who should I have such a good nose, it turns out that you are a businesswoman, and it is really hard for you to take care of the home." ”
Forehead......
Cheng Wulin stepped back in a cold sweat, and glanced at Wang Luli, who was also embarrassed. Is the smell of gunpowder between these two city lords so strong......
Shang Yilan, who was outside the door, didn't seem to be very angry at being called a, but immediately came back: "Why, you rat didn't stay in your stinky ditch, why did you sneak up on us?" Is it because your stench is too strong for even the inhabitants of your city to stand it, and it drove you away? ”
Tu Tingting was full of smiles, but the green tendons on her forehead were about to burst: "Ah, the should take good care of the home and nursing home, and don't point fingers at other places." Or have you been chained to your kennel for so long that you feel like the smell of dog urine is just as thick as you are here? ”
Bang!
Shang Yilan, who was outside the door, also put her head against the top of the door, and her pale face became even paler: "I have to praise you for painting mice, I should say that you are really a slippery mouse, and you can drill through the cracks with your special seal used to escape, right?" No wonder you were able to sneak in, but unfortunately, the smell was too strong, and I still caught your bald tail! ”
Tu Tingting gritted her teeth on the side of the door: "Is it so difficult for your leaky kennel to get in?" Ah, wouldn't it? Could it be that those flaws that can be seen at a glance are all ...... You poked it out with that little wooden stick that always had you behind your back, didn't you? I said, is your city having some shady deal with the people of the upper realm? How could this kind of defense, which even people who couldn't manipulate the daylight, walk in at will, not be taken up by the people of the upper realm? ”
Shang Yilan rolled her eyes on the other side of the door: "Oh roar, it's you old rat who slipped out of the ditch, aren't you afraid that you will be taken by the people of the upper realm?" I've heard that your city defense is basically all on your mouse, it's really shameless. ”
It's all personal attacks and regional hacking, right......
Cheng Wulin kept sighing, and the three of them looked at each other with Wang Luli and Gongsun Zhu, and they didn't know what to say, so they had to listen silently to the two women mocking everything related to each other without dirty words.
"Hey, how can I compare to you, the big city lord of Tu, my small place, it's really a blessing for you to be here, I will definitely fence the place you have stepped on, and the protection is in place!"
After arguing for a few minutes in a row, the rivalry between the two has turned to an eerie atmosphere.
"Oh, hehehe, the lord of Shangda, you have won the award, and if you can visit you once, the ancestral tomb is smoking! Look at this blue sky and white clouds, blue sea and blue sky, the city lord of Shangda is worthy of being the first city lord of the ages, you can be born is really the gospel of the nether people! ”
Another five minutes passed......
"Tu City Lord, I always feel that the ink is not suitable when I write recently, it just so happens that you came to visit, it is really a favor sent by God, if you can pry your heart open, the black blood in it will definitely be able to make the best ink!"
"Mall owner, I finally came to you once, and I'll buy some souvenirs and go back to my friends later, I think you're really just right here, so that you can open your brains and glue those cardboard boxes together with the paste inside!"
Wang Luli stretched out his hand and pulled the sleeve of Cheng Wulin's bathrobe: "My God, I really have a long experience......
Cheng Wulin agreed very much, and nodded violently: "Women are really terrible......"
Gongsun Zhuye agreed very much, and the frequency of nodding was about to appear afterimage: "Especially the two women who are jealous of each other......"
"Who do you say is jealous!" The two women inside and outside the door seemed to hear Gongsun Zhu's complaints, and they yelled out together, so frightened that Gongsun Zhu hid in the bathroom with a smoke, and kept silently chanting "My God......
After a while, Shang Yilan seemed to be a little tired, and said outside the door: "Tsk, okay, it's okay, we are still magnanimous, whether it is a thief or a **, there is a place for them to live." I hope you can cleanse your soul here, reform yourself, transform yourself as soon as possible, and become a barely passing ...... City Lord? Hehe. ”
Tu Tingting still didn't fall behind: "You don't have to bother, I will leave soon, after all, Luotuan Valley is a truly free and open great city, and I miss it after walking for so many days." You should continue to work hard here, take care of your skin more, and eat some supplements such as red dates and wolfberries, lest others think that you are too old to be a city lord when they see your anemic face, right? ”
"Cut." This time, Shang Yilan didn't scold back, but left a disdainful voice, and the footsteps of leaving could be heard.
"Finally...... Is it over......" Cheng Wulin, who seemed to have been waiting for 10,000 years, sighed.
Tu Tingting's face was full of indifference: "Hmph, if I wasn't hungry, Zhun Bao chased out and killed this ugly woman." Do you have anything to eat here? I haven't eaten in more than ten days. ”
“…… I'll get it for you right away! Wang Luli and Cheng Wulin bowed in unison, and quickly pushed me to the kitchen and slipped to the kitchen. Take a look at the latest chapters of "Daylight Forest Claw Book House" to read for free for the first time.