"Brother Don't! I haven't seen you for many days, how are you! ”

"Okay."

Chen Feng looked at the steel egg, and the cucumber under his crotch shivered!

I cheated this guy a lot of good things last time, and this thing won't want to seek revenge!

In terms of strength, Chen Feng is not afraid of this Martian, but Chen Feng is the most jealous of this Martian, no, it should be said that men will be afraid of him!

Don't forget, he has a "Straw Egg" skill that kills a man and has a 30% chance of dealing permanent damage under his crotch!

That's a deterrent!!

A hundred years of repair, husband and wife crossed the same boat, and a thousand years of repair to share the task of enemies.

Will the sorrow of life start with this task?

This question, Chen Feng has it in his heart, and he also has it in his heart, he is not fat, he is stupid, he doesn't know if there is a steel egg, he is covering his face, and said in a depressed voice: "Don't look at me like this, I have become like this, and there is no hope in life." ”

Like this? What's that?

Chen Feng was stunned for a moment, and then he took a closer look at the appearance of the steel egg, and he couldn't help but exclaim: "I'll wipe it!" Have you had plastic surgery? I'll it! Which 10,000 people are slashing the sword? This knife work, earth-shattering ghosts and gods! ”

I saw that the steel egg is no longer the appearance of a small egg sticking to a big egg, and this guy has become a normal person! With a tall and muscular body and a perfectly proportioned body, I am afraid that only the figure of the statue of David can be compared to it in this world! Looking at his appearance again, Chen Feng only thought of one word - handsome!

So handsome that you drop the scum!

No matter how good-looking a person's facial features are, they must also match the overall feeling in order to say whether they are handsome or not, but this guy, the facial features are separated, just looking at the eyes, ears, mouth, nose, eyebrows, and cheeks, you can see a handsome feeling that makes women obsessed and men jealous, and his facial features are matched, and the word "perfect" is the best interpretation of his appearance!

Chen Feng had to sigh, it turned out that Jehovah occasionally created a perfect man, not only to harm women, but also to men!

Envy! Eat one's heart out! Hate!

Seeing that the steel egg that was not egg-like is now handsome to the scum, Chen Feng was in a mixed mood, and even began to wonder, when we were born, did we have close contact with each other face to the ground? Even the ground is frosted!

"Brother Dan, why are you like this?" Chen Feng forgot about the grievances with the steel egg, and immediately cared about his appearance!

Gangdan let out a big sigh and said depressedly: "I think I'm handsome in the Xibo region for the year, but now I've become so ugly, hey, the earthlings have a good saying, how can you be embarrassed by the Martian favor." ”

I'll it! Is this ugly? Oh yes, this is simply a glimpse of the demon that fascinates all beings! However, it seems that the aesthetics of the Martians are a little different, this does not matter, the most important thing is to know how to be handsome!

"Brother Dan, we're old friends, say, who made you so ugly? Tell me, I'll help you out! ”

Gangdan sighed again, shook his head and said, "There's no way to get angry, hey, it's my wife who made me like this." ”

"Wow! Your wife? She's surgical? What the hell is going on? ”

"Hey, all of this has to start from the time you and I met."

"It's okay, take your time, I'm interested to know." Of course interested! can be so handsome, although we are already very handsome, but we don't mind being more handsome! Must know the ins and outs!

"On the same day, after we met, my wife saw my appearance for the first time, she didn't believe that I was her husband, and beat me violently, and then ignored me, and later, I pestered her every day, she had to beat me every day, just refused to recognize me, and then, once, when she was beating me, her skill 'My eyes kill you' suddenly advanced, and it became 'My eyes kill you'. Although it is the same violent beating, it will be beaten more and more ugly!! Whining.. I was beaten so ugly, in the words of the earthlings, I will never see my Shandong father again. ”

It can be understood that the steel egg was completely like an egg before, but it was named the annual handsome in the Xibo area of Mars, you can roughly know the aesthetics of the Martians, and now the steel egg has become the eternal handsomeness of the earthlings, but in the eyes of the Martians, I am afraid it is invincible and ugly! Therefore, the mood of the steel egg may only be understood by Chen Feng.

Chen Feng patted him on the shoulder, and said earnestly: "I can understand your feelings, hey, the body is skinny, and the parents who have been affected by it, it is not what you want, believe me, man, the most important thing is the connotation!" Where's your wife? ”

"What do you want to do?"

"Dig the foot of the wall!"

"What!"

"Wow! No, it's a relationship! "***, the words in my heart came out.

"What!"

"Oh, I mean, you two are very well matched, and you are the envy of others, and from the point of view of appreciation, I should give you a gift."

"Then you can just give it to me."

"No, I can't give it until both of you are present at the same time. Tell me where your wife is. "Actually, as long as your wife is here, I want to beat your wife up!

"Oh, that's right." Gangdan thought for a while and said, "My wife is on Jinao Island, I'll take you to her when I go back, let's do the task first." ”

"Uh-huh, yes, okay." Chen Feng's eyes are dazzling, what kind of calculation is this guy having, I'm afraid that this Martian can't understand it, and the boxing method that can beat people handsome, isn't it the legendary restoration of beautiful boxing?

Everyone has the so-called love for beauty, although the old is very handsome, but I don't mind being more handsome! Can this kind of incision-free plastic surgery be done without it? Importantly, it's free!

After agreeing with Gangdan to find his wife, Chen Feng began to ask about the task: "Old man, how do you do the Heavenly Dao certification?" ”

The old man's expression is always so plain, and he also has to answer questions: "This is the Wolong Mountain Range, legend has it, the evil dragon was born here, no matter what method you use, as long as you can get the dragon ball on the dragon's body and collect all of them, you can be certified successfully." ”

"Can you form a team?"

"Yes, if a team collects all the dragon balls, the whole team can be successfully certified."

"Do you have dragon coordinates?" Chen Feng looked into the distance, and there were vast mountains as far as his eyes, I don't know how big the boundary is here, how to find such a dragon?

"There are no coordinates, it's all up to you to find it."

"I'll it! If one of them hides, won't they never be able to complete the mission? ”

"That's your business." The old man glanced at Chen Feng with a smile.

Chen Feng suddenly felt ominous and asked, "What if you can't collect all the dragon balls?" ”

"Until it's all collected."

The old man who loved his dead couple made an understatement, but it made Chen Feng frightened, and he hurriedly asked: "If you can't collect it all forever, so what?" ”

"Stay here forever!"

"Holy! You still say you don't cheat! ”

"What you asked is whether the reward is a cheat, you didn't say whether the task is a cheat, and I know to tell you clearly that the prefecture-level certification task is very cheating. I'm a very good person, I can say whatever people ask, and what else do you ask? ”