11. Scroll the mountains and seas
"Looks like I just pretended to be a good force!"
Lan Sui, who entered the room, did not go to rest immediately, but after standing in front of the bed for a while, he said such words, and his face was slightly complacent and ashamed.
Self-satisfied, naturally because of what Fang just said to Zhan Yuan Xun, it seems very lofty.
I'm ashamed~
Originated, Lan Sui lied.
Evil things are easy to destroy, but it depends on who they are. People who have no faith, no courage and no self, why do they need to help.
These are Lan Sui's original words.
But, in fact, if Zhan Yuan Xun didn't pass the test of conscience, Lan Sui... Or help her get rid of the weirdness on her body.
As for the reason-
"I probably have a brain-dead system."
Lan slid his right hand, and saw a screen light up in front of his eyes that only he could see.
And on the screen, it was written:
[Help Zhanyuan Xun get rid of the evil things on his body and ensure his life.]
Reward for success: 10 dots.
Failure punishment: The photo of wearing women's clothing successfully made the headlines of Dongying's top ten portals. 】
Let's not talk about women's clothing, let's talk about what is the concept of being on the headlines of Dongying's top ten portals, I think Wang Xingren made a thousand efforts back then, and he didn't make headlines for more than a month.
And Lan Sui, if you want to make headlines, can you do it without doing something earth-shattering?
For example, wearing women's clothes and masturbating at the Yasukuni Shrine Toilet?
Or dress up in women's clothes and dance a samba on the top of the Heiankyo Tower?
Just thinking about it makes Lan Sui become a blue thin mushroom~
Hey~ Speaking of this, I also have to complain, Lan Sui's royal gold finger after the rebirth has been changed.
The system is king-
Other people's systems,Cute is accompanied by a cute girl in the system.,Or by Gaia、Alaye,The attention of the two loli.。
If you're lucky, you can deal with the tasks given by various systems.
In these two types of systems, the task is successful. Send a girl, send money, send an artifact.
If you fail a mission, you will be killed, punished, or toyed with by the girls.
And Lan Sui's system is particularly brain-dead.
Let's not talk about it.,There is a wood and a system Lori to accompany you.。
Let's talk about the punishment of failed missions that Lan Sui has seen over the years:
Wearing women's clothes, JJ is an inch shorter, and these blue casual feel like nothing.
However, learn the spirit of Bei Ye, crunchy chicken flavor! Find some small insects to eat, or roast some spiders to make snacks, what the hell!
What's more, draw a book!
It's the BL book that he meows!
Feed! Lan Sui is a pure straight man, okay! What does it mean to draw a BL book! And I have to sell it on the winter and summer COMI, more than 100 copies!!
In a word, you should be careful not to be caught by the system and fail any mission.
Otherwise, it will not only destroy you physically, but also play with you mentally!
Therefore, sometimes Lan Sui's task can be said to be unavailable.
And the three questions that Lan Sui asked Zhan Yuan Xun were not so much asking her as he was asking for her, but for the strange character who could really solve Zhan Yuan Xun's body.
It will only strike if it passes its test.
Fortunately, Zhan Yuan Xun passed the test without danger, and Lan Sui also breathed a sigh of relief.
Otherwise, at this time, he would have been like an ant on a hot pot, scratching his ears and cheeks, and he would have to be in a hurry.
After all, as I said earlier, Lan has internal strength, but he has no way to use it.
And the only thing he relies on is the miracle carried by the system.
So what is this miracle?
In fact, when Lan Sui used his abilities in the first two games, he could see the clues.
Each time, the sentences recited by Lan Sui are from the sentences recorded in the "Nanshan Jing" in the "Classic of Mountains and Seas".
Those who are familiar with the Classic of Mountains and Seas should know that the Classic of Mountains and Seas is an ancient book of the pre-Qin dynasty of the flower family.
It is generally believed that the main descriptions are ancient mythology, geography, products, witchcraft, religion, ancient history, medicine, folklore, ethnicity, etc.
The book has 18 volumes, including five volumes of "The Book of Mountains", eight volumes of the "Book of the Sea", four volumes of the "Book of the Great Wilderness", and one volume of the "Book of the Sea", with a total of about 31,000 words. It contains information on the geography, climate, and products of more than 100 states, 550 mountains, and 300 waterways, as well as the mountains and rivers of the states.
It stands to reason that Lan casually holds such a strange thing in his hand, and he should be able to casually solve the evil thing on Zhan Yuan Xun's body.
No! It can be said that if Lan Sui wants to conquer the world, it is like playing.
However, it's a pity that he is still so miserable now, and sometimes he doesn't even have money for food.
As for why it has come to this point, it can only be said that it is the brain-dead part of this system in him.
Take the current mission statement of Lan Sui.
After the mission is successful, ten paint values will be awarded.
What is the concept of this ten-draw value?
First of all, the painting character in the drawing value is the painting of the depiction and the painting of the painting.
So, if we don't pay attention to the text of the Classic of Mountains and Seas, we simply use the form of painting to draw the Classics of Mountains and Seas.
As in the painting value, 25.2 cm wide and 528.7 cm long, each house, each bridge and each character are different, and their expressions are different.
And the value of the reward is drawn at ten points.
What kind of scene can be depicted?
With Lan Sui at the beginning of the time to save the little girl: "On the magpie mountain, there is a beast, its shape is like Yu and white ears, the pedestrian walks, its name is called the fox, the food is good to go." ”
A literal translation of this sentence from classical Chinese:
There is also a beast in the mountains, shaped like an ape but with a pair of white ears, which can both crawl and crawl, and walk upright like a man.
So, what effect can the drawing value of ten points have on this first sentence?
At best—
I could only use two hurried strokes to barely draw a general idea of a magpie mountain, and I didn't pay attention to it from a distance, and I thought it was Saitama-sensei's head.
And you want to paint the whole magpie mountain completely, and also draw the surroundings, the trend of its mountains, the scenery on the mountain, the flowers and trees in the mountain, rare beasts, this kind of thing, sorry young man, please continue to kryptonite!
Lan Sui got the system when he was 6 years old, and now 11 years have passed, and he has done a lot of large and small tasks, after all, there is a pit daddy system, and when Lan Sui has not yet figured out the rules of the system's promulgation of tasks. Ten days at most, three days at least, and Lan Sui will receive a mission.
There are easy things to do, and there are times when they fail, but most of them are done, after all, the punishment is too severe.
However, even so, he can paint two-thirds of the first volume of "Nanshan Sutra".
And there are a total of seventeen volumes of the Book of Mountains and Seas!
Seventeen volumes!
Seventeen volumes of God's special earth!
According to the order of the mountains and seas given by the system.
respectively
Mountain Scripture:
"The Classic of the South Mountain", "The Classic of the West Mountain", "The Classic of the North Mountain", "The Classic of the East Mountain", "The Classic of the Middle Mountain"
Sea Classic:
"Overseas South Longitude", "Overseas West Longitude", "Overseas North Longitude", "Overseas East Longitude", "South Longitude of the Sea", "West Longitude of the Sea", "North Longitude of the Sea", "East Longitude of the Sea"
The Great Wilderness:
"The Great Wilderness East Classic", "The Great Wilderness South Classic", "The Great Wilderness West Classic", "The Great Wilderness North Classic", "The Sea Classic"
Sometimes, Lan Sui doesn't know if he will be able to complete the depiction of the Book of Mountains and Seas in his lifetime. And because of this, he thinks that what he is getting must be a fake system.