296 I don't want to, I don't want to grow up
Master Xu said angrily: "Hmph, Feiyun Sword, these six bastards, when they come back, they will not be able to spare them." ”
Xu Ruoxue shook her head: "The six of them were also frightened, and they begged for death in the letter. Daddy sent someone to pick them up, and there was no need to be harsh. ”
"What about my uncle?"
"Heaven and earth are big, now who knows where those two people went? That little lady Zhu has strong martial arts skills, and she is also a rare master in the rivers and lakes. With her protecting my husband, I think it will be fine. It's just ......" Xu Ruoxue smiled bitterly and shook her head.
Master Xu frowned: "My uncle fell into the hands of that little lady, could it be that he got out of the tiger's den and entered the wolf's den again?" ”
Xu Ruoxue sighed: "It's not my husband who entered the wolf's den, it's the little lady Zhu who entered the wolf's den." ”
"It's going to take at least a few months. Poor little lady Zhu's innocence will definitely be ruined in the hands of my husband. ”
When Xu Zhangmen heard this, he was furious: "If that muddy boy really dares to take my daughter, he will be slashed with a sword." ”
Xu Ruoxue shook her head: "Daddy, after this incident, I can't take care of anything else, as long as my husband is safe." I'll talk about it later! ”
"Besides, Daddy, I'm sure my husband won't deliberately mess with flowers. It's a pity that he was born with the ability to charm women. The woman who is close to him is afraid that she will be a moth, and she knows that she will die, but she also wants to play with fire*! ”
As she spoke, Xu Ruoxue faced the north and sighed slowly:
Husband!
"Finch, can we make a good trip?" The little Taoist priest's face was full of helplessness.
"No! Auntie, I have to catch a big fish. Suzaku said categorically.
At this time, she was holding a mandarin duck sword in her hand, standing in the stream, with a pair of big eyes, staring at the fish swimming in the stream. When she saw it, she screamed and stabbed it with a sword.
Then, stabbed into the air.
The corners of the little Taoist priest's eyes jumped: "This kind of sword is actually used to stab fish." Hey, I'm not afraid of damaging such rarities. Finch, finch, can you lose again? ”
Left stab, right stab, when the little Taoist priest was about to fall asleep, Suzaku suddenly let out a cheer.
When the little Taoist priest opened his eyes, he saw that Suzaku was holding a big fish high in both hands. The fish was so big, bigger than her head, that it was fluttering desperately on two short swords.
Suzaku shouted, "Big fish, big big fish." Ugly Taoist, make a fire quickly, aunt and grandmother, I want to eat grilled fish. ”
The little Taoist priest smiled: "Okay! ”
As soon as he finished speaking, he shouted, "Be careful! ”
But it's too late!
The stream is turbulent, and it is difficult to gain a foothold. The big fish slammed again, and the Vermilion Bird finally lost his footing, slipped under his feet, and fell.
Fortunately, she was really good at it, and at the moment when her body entered the water, she forcibly stood still. Unexpectedly, he stepped on the pebbles, so he slipped again.
At this moment, Suzaku was powerless, exclaimed, and simply fell neatly into the stream, falling on all fours.
The little Taoist priest on the shore laughed.
Suzaku struggled angrily and said angrily: "Ugly Taoist, don't laugh!" ”
The little Taoist priest really stopped laughing, his eyes were straight, and there was a "rumbling" in his throat.
I saw that Suzaku'er's already thin clothes were completely soaked by the stream, and in that situation, tsk, even the two protrusions on the chest were faintly visible.
Suzaku didn't know anything, she was still catching fish. The big fish in her hand ran away, how could she be willing.
She jumped left and right in the stream. The pair danced more happily, so the little Taoist priest was dizzy and his mouth was dry.
After all, the fish was seriously injured, and after escaping for a while, it was finally caught by Suzaku. Suzaku was ecstatic, held the big fish high, and shouted, "I caught it, I caught it." Hmph, no matter how cunning you are, you can't escape from the palm of my aunt's hand. ”
Speaking of which, Suzaku finally found out that something was wrong: why did the ugly Taoist priest have red eyes, blush, and thick neck? Why is he still staring at himself? It's weird!
Following the sight of the ugly Taoist priest, Suzaku instantly let out a deafening scream. She quickly put the big fish in front of her chest, and scolded shyly and angrily: "You ugly, poor, and perverted, what do you look at, don't turn around." ”
The little Taoist priest woke up in shock, and was ashamed for a while, and quickly turned around.
Suzaku went ashore and threw the big fish to the ground in a rage. After picking up the package, she said angrily: "Ugly Taoist, aunt and grandmother, I'm going to change my clothes, you are not allowed to peek." Hmph, if you stay where you are, I will forgive you. If you dare to run and peek, my aunt and I will definitely blind you. ”
It's okay if she doesn't say it, this said, the little Taoist priest's heart is itchy, and he wants to tiptoe over several times and feast his eyes.
Fortunately, he is very human in the end, gritting his teeth, looking at his nose and nose, and looking at his heart. After taking a dozen deep breaths, his heart quickly calmed down.
After a while, Suzaku returned. After coming back, she circled around the little Taoist priest twice, and said strangely: "Hey, the three leaves under your feet are still in place, and you really haven't moved?" ”
Then she said angrily: "You pervert, you don't even peek at my aunt and grandmother when I change clothes, or is it not a man?" Hey, this is miserable, Fang Cai's revenge, I can't avenge my aunt and grandmother. ”
As she spoke, she shook her fist: "Ugly Taoist, you remember, my aunt's body is not something that can be seen casually." Next time, you will go to your mother-in-law to take a break, and then carry the sedan chair to welcome my aunt and grandmother home. Otherwise, someone will spare you. ”
It's worth it! The little Taoist priest was startled, and hurriedly said: "Otherwise, you and I will part ways, and I will go to the capital by myself." This lonely man and widow have been walking together for months all the way, and I am afraid that something will happen! ”
Suzaku said angrily: "My aunt has always been true to her word, saying that she will escort you to the capital, and she will escort you to the capital." Hmph, if you have no distractions, what about lonely men and widows? You think of me as your sister, don't you? ”
The little Taoist priest looked at her face and said in his heart, this is not difficult, it is indeed a good way. looked at her chest, but sighed secretly: Hey, this is true, it's hard to climb to the sky!
After losing her temper, Suzaku saw the big fish on the ground, clapped her hands and smiled: "Ugly Taoist, I almost forgot, aunt and grandmother, I caught a big fish." Hurry up and grill it, your chicken is so delicious, and the grilled fish will not be bad. ”
The little Taoist priest had no choice but to collect firewood, clean up the fish, put on a wooden stick, and roast it carefully.
The little Taoist priest was concentrating on grilling the fish, and Suzaku stared at the fish intently. Staring, drooling flowed. Then I took a suck and sucked it in. After a while, it flowed out again, and I inhaled it again.
Finally waited for the little Taoist priest to say "Okay", Suzaku cheered, and reached out to grab it. The little Taoist priest couldn't stop it, so he heard Suzaku'er scream and moved his hand away like lightning. When I looked at it again, it was scalded several bubbles.
Suzaku was so painful that tears swirled in her eyes, and in her anger, she slid down the mandarin duck sword in her sleeve and slashed it away. Then there was a flash of cold light, and the fish broke off at waist and fell into the firewood.
This time, his hands were hot, and the fish was not eaten, Suzaku was very angry, threw away the sword in his hand, sat on the ground, and cried.
The little Taoist priest hurriedly coaxed her, but she just didn't care, crying non-stop. The little Taoist priest had no choice but to take out his long sword from the package and go to the creek to stab the fish. After much effort, he finally grabbed one. It's just that the fish is much smaller.
Start over and bake slowly.
Suzaku stopped crying, with tears in her eyes and drooling, and continued to watch intently.
After roasting this time, Suzaku didn't dare to grab it again, and obediently waited for the fish to cool down. The little Taoist priest took out the copper needle, pulled her injured hand, broke the blister, and then applied the elixir given by Wu Xuan Zhenren.
Suzaku didn't resist, and looked at the little Taoist priest who was busy working cautiously, and his big eyes gradually flashed with a little tenderness.
After applying the medicine, the little Taoist priest took out iron chopsticks and iron bowls, selected the fish meat on the belly of the fish, and handed it to Suzaku. Suzaku cheered, took it, and ate it in three or two bites. And then again.
So, the little Taoist priest only ate a fish tail in the end.
After eating, Suzaku watched the little Taoist priest put the spoon, chopsticks, bowls, spices, etc. into the small soup pot, and praised: "Ugly Taoist, your set of utensils is good, where did you buy it?" ”
The little Taoist priest said proudly: "That's it, but it's not mine, it's my wife's." This time, my wife could not go with her, so she gave it to me. ”
"Oh, it's your wife's!" Suzaku said. When she said this, inexplicably, her mood fell. She suddenly felt that the fish she had just eaten was actually not delicious. Also, the ugly Taoist priest's face became more and more ugly.
The night is getting deeper.
Because the grilled fish was really delayed for too much time, this night, the two could only sleep in the wild.
Guarding the bonfire, the little Taoist priest and the red bird looked up at the stars above their heads.
The little Taoist priest pointed to the top of his head: "This star is called the Cowherd Star, and that star is called, hey, where did the Vega Star go?" No matter, let me tell you the story of the Cowherd and the Weaver Girl. ”
The little Taoist priest told the story of the Cowherd and the Weaver Girl. He had told Xu Ruoxue this story before, but Xu Nuxia was not interested at all, and yawned when she heard it. And the same story is told, but Suzaku listens to it with relish.
But when I saw her, I supported my chin with both hands, and a pair of big eyes looked at me intently, and my eyes were full of worship. Whenever she talked about something wonderful, she smiled shyly, sighed in surprise, or waved her fist in anger.
The little Taoist priest felt that it was really a very happy thing to tell a story to this extremely cute little beauty.
The night is getting deeper.
The little Taoist priest laid the curtain for himself and Suzaku'er. Before entering, Suzaku suddenly turned around and smiled: "Ugly Taoist, you are so good, just like my brother." ”
The little Taoist priest also smiled: "Que'er, you are also so good, just like my sister." ”
Suzaku smiled again and entered the curtain. Then, the smile on her face vanished.
She stared blankly at the top of the tent, her gaze as if she were drawn into the starry sky.
The expression on her face was sometimes happy, sometimes resentful, sometimes sad.
After a long time, Suzaku sighed lightly: "Daddy, you said, when your baby finch is no longer just happy, but has a lot of taste in her heart, and you can't tell the difference, it means that your baby finch has grown up." ”
"Daddy, I'm really grown up now!"
"But I really, I don't want to grow up!"