Chapter 357: The Holy Hand of Gynecology
Ximen Qing stared at Cui Mingri for a while, and couldn't help but sigh a little, how can he be a boy so beautiful? It would be nice to be a girl.
"Huh?" After looking at it for a long time, Ximen Qing suddenly found something, and she leaned forward a little to take a closer look.
But she forgot about the dog she was holding in her arms, and this action directly caused the space under her chest to shrink sharply, and a pair of cushions pressed directly against the dog's body.
"Meow-" Although the essence of the cat is liquid, it can't withstand such a heavy pressure, and the dog screamed miserably.
"Oh!" Ximen Qing remembered that he was still holding a cat, and hurriedly leaned back to catch the dog out, "Hey, are you okay?" ”
"I'm meowing, Master." The slightly deformed dog was like a sponge and returned to its original shape.
Simon stroked it smoothly, but was surprised again: "Huh? ”
"What's wrong?" The dog looked at Simon in confusion.
The latter repeatedly touched the dog, and said with a little shock: "Dog...... You're pregnant. ”
"Meow?"
Cui Mingri, who was sitting opposite, was also shocked: "Pregnant? ”
"Am I pregnant?" The dog's cat's eyes were wide open, and his mouth was also open, revealing a pair of small sharp fangs.
"Absolutely, I'm not wrong with my gynecological holy hand." Simon said with a sworn oath.
In fact, it was through the induction of zombies that she discovered that there was a new life in the dog's body.
"Hah...... Ha ha...... I'm pregnant! I'm going to be a mother! The dog was so happy that he didn't even have a mouth fetish. It was just held by Ximen Qing with one hand, and its four little short legs kept fluttering like a dog.
God knows how much it wants to have a baby over the years, but being too strong is sometimes a problem, and the average cat can't stand it at all. It's not that you can just find a cat and bite it and become a zombie, if you don't have enough intelligence, you will become a walking dead after being bitten. Therefore, for so many years in the Tsing Yi Sect, there are only a handful of truly inhuman existences.
Sometimes in a hurry, he really thinks about finding a tiger to try.
Fortunately, I found the orange cat on Baiyan Island this time, and after a night of hard work, the dog almost hollowed it out, and finally succeeded in conceiving a baby.
"Go back and recuperate," Ximen Qing touched its head, "You don't have to care about this kid's affairs, it's not a bad thing, you'll know if you have a chance in the future." ”
"Oh, okay," the dog licked Ximenqing's face and said to Cui Mingri, "Then let's go back." ”
"Wait a minute," Cui Mingri suddenly said, "Sect Master, my sister is also a zombie, but she is missing now." ”
"Missing?" Simon was stunned for a moment, "Wait, you still have a sister?" ”
"Yes, we're twins." Cui Mingri said.
Ximen Qing's eyes suddenly lit up: "So you look alike?" ”
"It's not like, it's exactly the same." The dog said.
"Well, that's pretty good," Simon asked again, "so what's the disappearance?" ”
The dog told Cui Mingyue in detail what happened before and after her disappearance.
"Suddenly missing? No trace at all? Simon pondered, "This is an attack on the ability of the Evolver, right?" Does she usually mess with anyone? ”
"Unlikely, that kid has a good personality," said the dog, "and he's been training in the company, and he doesn't have much contact with outsiders." ”
"I'll go and see it then," Ximen said, "maybe I'll be sucked into the special space of Ruyi Mountain." ”
"Could it be Ruyi Mountain!?" The dog asked.
After all, those bald heads are very targeted at the Tsing Yi Sect, and if they make a move, they can really cause this effect.
Ximen Qing also muttered: "A few days ago, there was indeed a bald head with a Buddha bead that deceived the sky and came to my side, maybe he did it." ”
"I'm going to find that bald meow! If you dare to make a move on my people in the territory of my heart, you must make him pay the price! ”
"Bald ......" Cui Mingri was also thoughtful.
……
And where is the bald head that they are talking about at this time?
He lost his purpose after escaping from "Alice's" residence.
Originally, he wanted to defect to his uncle, but now that his uncle has become like this, he doesn't know what to do next.
"Do you want to go back? Don't! Dustlight shook his head vigorously, "I swore when I came out of the mountain that I must grow hair, and I must find a pair of that belong to me!" ”
"But how do you grow your hair?" When you are in Ruyi Mountain, you will often wash your hair with an herb, and the effect of this herb is hair loss.
After washing for a long time, it is difficult for the hair to grow back, and only a shiny bald head remains.
He has been out of the mountain for more than half a month, and he has not shaved his head, but his head is still bare.
Just when the dust was dazed, I suddenly saw an advertisement posted at the door of the supermarket on the side.
"Wangba Plant Anti-Hair Loss Lotion awakens sleeping hair follicles, and you can have very soft and shiny hair after using it - this is by no means a stunt."
"This ...... It seems to have a head. "Dust's eyes lit up, yes, the outside world is so technologically advanced, there are always a few hair growth products that can solve his bald head problem.
When the time comes, the hair grows out, isn't it easy to find fate?
"It's decided, let's find the secret recipe for hair growth first." He went to the supermarket and bought a bottle of all kinds of shampoos labeled with hair growth.
When he checked out at the counter, he was stunned for a moment: "Alas! You're not the one that day! ”
Qin Shi Huang was also shocked, this bald head was too dazzling.
"You also said you weren't a supermarket employee!"
"No," Qin Shi Huang said solemnly, "I have said, this is a private visit to Weifu to experience the people's feelings. ”
"Well, forget it, whatever you say is what you say." Chenguang is concerned about germination, and he doesn't bother to care if this guy is delusional or not.
Qin Shi Huang saw that he bought so many shampoos at one time, and they were all hair growth money, so he said to him: "If you want to use these shampoos to grow hair, I advise you not to have too much hope, even if the shampoo has an effect, it is very slight, and it should not work on your bald head." ”
"How do you know if you haven't tried?" Dustlight insisted. Even if there is little hope, it is better than no hope.
"In the past, there was an imperial doctor in the palace who failed to refine the pill, and happened to refine a hair growth pill, but at that time, my hair was thick, and I didn't need that at all, and I didn't know where to throw it away." Qin Shi Huang said while scanning the code.
"Is there really that elixir?" As soon as Chenguang heard the elixir, he became energetic.
"Yes, yes, but it's been more than 2,000 years, God knows if it's expired, a total of 247 yuan 5, cash or scan the code? The QR code is here. ”
"Cash," Dusty said as he pulled out the money, "why are you so skilled?" You've been here for a long time, haven't you? ”
"I'm a genius, and I'm just a quick learner." Qin Shi Huang was not fooled by him.
"Cut," Dusty Light asked again, "Is there a prescription for that elixir?" ”
"Danfang? There should have been, but I lost it in Afang Palace at that time. Qin Shi Huang said casually.
But the dust light listened attentively. Afang Palace? Isn't that in Chang'an? If you go there, you might be able to find a clue to the hair growth elixir.
Although I don't really believe that the man in front of him who is so skilled in scanning the code is Qin Shi Huang, he recognized at a glance that the Buddha beads were not fake, so his words also have a certain reference value.
"It's decided, go to Chang'an!" After buying the shampoo, Chenguang went to buy tens of millions of train tickets for Chang'an.
Thanks to Xiakong City, an international metropolis, there is a large flow of people and a lot of thieves. He grabbed a dozen or so casually, and earned more than 20,000 yuan. A large part of it was stolen money that had not been sold by a thief, and because the owner could not be found, the dust was simply put into his pocket.
It will be a few hours by plane to Chang'an.
As the royal capital of the 13th Dynasty, Chang'an has its own dragon veins gathering, and the imperial qi hovers in the sky.
This thing can't be seen by ordinary people, but the pair of diamond-like treasure pupils that can even see the demonic qi can be seen clearly.
"With such a strong imperial spirit, the probability of a strong person here must be far greater than that of other places."
Out of the airport, Chenguang found a hotel to settle in, and then planned to go to see the ruins of Afang Palace first.
It was the May Day Golden Week, and the tourist attractions around the country could be said to have ushered in the peak period, and the crowd was like locusts transiting. Someone once said that only when you go out on May 1st and 11th can you really feel what the concept of the world's most populous country is.
"It's horrible." A bright bald head drifted through the crowd, and Dustlight completely gave up the desire to squeeze himself, and would automatically move forward if he stood still anyway.
Squeezed and squeezed, sometimes if you are lucky, you can rub a good-looking young lady, and it is also good to say hello with a smile at that time. Of course, if you squeeze into something unsightly, you quickly bow your head and pretend not to see it.
I finally squeezed into the front hall, and the dust and light were finally able to take a good look.
According to his investigation on the Internet, before Qin Shi Huang died, Afang Palace also built a front hall, so if there is really any elixir, it should be in this front hall.
But listening to the tour guide on the side, he felt that something was wrong. It seems that these ruins are actually all restored according to historical data, which means that they are no longer the same buildings as they were back then.
Will the things that were once in there still be there?
Dustlight listened intently, and one accidentally bumped into a person next to him.
"Ah~" A soft cry came, and it was a woman who bumped into it.
Chenguang hurriedly wanted to apologize, but a hand suddenly reached over and grabbed his collar: "You kid is doing something, right?" Deliberately squeezed on our side! Believe it or not, Lao Tzu will kill you! ”
He looked up and found that it was a red hair with a strong voice, and the other party was holding a girl in his arms, which should be the one he bumped into.
"Donor, please don't be angry, the little monk didn't mean it."
"Heh, if you're caught, you want to pretend to be a monk and get by, right? You come out for Lao Tzu! If I don't teach you a lesson today, I don't have to mess around! The red fur dragged the dust light and walked out.
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