"Give me a back." Tao Siqi threw the head away, but as soon as the headless body raised its hand, it trembled violently and didn't catch it.

His head rolled to the ground, facing Tao Siqi right now, with a pitiful expression on his face.

"You can't even get this?" Tao Siqi didn't have the slightest sympathy. There is no need for sympathy with this group of guys who use it to infringe on the interests of others as soon as they have power.

"Shhh...... I, my kidneys seem to be broken," my head grinned, and my headless body was also covering my waist on one side, "I don't know which ruthless person kicked it, it's really heavy." ”

Seeing this, Tao Siqi simply moved a chair and sat down, and said to the head: "Then so be it, you first report your name, gender, and age." ”

Although this evolutionary looks like a ghost turned into a child, Tao Siqi knows that he should be not young from his words and deeds.

Sure enough, when the head heard this, he reluctantly said: "Sir, you are too casual, even if you don't put my head back on the table, you can change your skirt, pants are really the stupidest invention of human beings, like how good it was that even men wore skirts in ancient times." ”

"Less nonsense," Tao Siqi glared at him, "You're still with me when you get here?" Don't you know that I'm here to deal with guys like you? I have no less than a hundred ways to get you to work with it, why don't you try it? ”

"Sir, don't lie to me if I don't study much," the head said, "I also have human rights." ”

"Huh, human rights?" Tao Siqi smiled disdainfully, "Do you know "Journey to the West"? ”

"Hmm."

"Does Sun Wukong know?"

"Of course."

"What is on Sun Wukong's head?"

"Tight?"

"Would you like to get one too?"

"Holy! You even have this kind of thing?! I don't believe it! "The head is shocked, he is just a little ghost, if he encounters Sun Wukong's helpless hoops, wouldn't he have to stop cooking?

"What are you lying to?" Tao Siqi felt in his pocket and took out a small iron ring about three centimeters in diameter.

"That's it?" The head was stunned for a moment, and then laughed, "Sir, you are so humorous, you dare to call it a hoop with such a small iron ring?" Is the mantra too much shrunk like this? ”

"No," Tao Siqi shook her head, "it's the size it is, it won't get bigger or shrink." ”

The head asked, "Then how does it wear it on its head?" ”

The corners of Tao Siqi's mouth hooked up an evil smile: "What do you think?" There is more than one human head. ”

"Huh?" The head didn't understand at first, but when he looked at Tao Siqi's line of sight, he found that it was actually his lower body, and he suddenly felt a chill hit him.

Tao Siqi said to herself: "This thing is good, after wearing it, the lust in the world can no longer be touched, if you are tempted, you will feel that this tight hoop is tightening more and more on your head, and it is unspeakably miserable!" ”

As she spoke, she smiled at the evil head again: "So far, no man has been able to stand it, even if you are the Monkey King." ”

"I'll recruit! Can't I do it all! ”

……

Xiao Liang finally arrived home smoothly, and Ximen Qing showed a photo of Zhou Hong being beaten out of a pair of panda eyes to Song Yunwu, who also smiled backwards.

"Hahaha, he's so cute, just like the panda our family used to raise," Song Yunwu's thoughts drifted into the distance, "I haven't seen Xiaocai for several years." ”

"A panda, you name someone Xiaocai? Are you the devil? Simon complained about it.

Qin Yuyao paid attention to another point: "Alas? Sister Yun Wu, can you still raise pandas in your family? ”

"Hmm...... That's just a little different. Song Yunwu was vague and did not elaborate.

At this time, Jin Huiyuan happened to come out of the room and pour water to drink, and Ximen Qing smiled when she saw this: "Yo, Xiaoyuan hasn't slept yet?" ”

"Well, I'm making a tune," Kim Hye-won walked up to Ximen Qing and said, "Sister, do you have any new songs lately?" I've written a lot, and I don't feel as good as yours sister. ”

"Uh...... Lately? There's really a song, but you may not be able to do it alone, you have to go to the whole symphony orchestra," Simon Qing touched her head, "Are you still used to it at school recently?" ”

"Well," Kim said, "my classmates see me as a foreigner, and they are all very enthusiastic, and I also joined the music club, where the seniors are very good." ”

"Community, ......" Simon sighed with emotion. She Dalong was still in a public school at that time, and she hadn't heard of a club before she went to college, and when she got to college, she had to play games again, and she didn't have time to mix clubs, so she had always been curious about things that only existed in the anime of this island country.

Qin Yuyao thought that Ximen Qing would sigh about youth and something like that, but Ximen Qing said next: "Is there a beautiful senior sister there?" ”

Qin Yuyao: "??? Sister Simon, what are you concerned about? ”

"Or else?" Ximen Qing asked rhetorically, "Isn't the club set up just to allow students to openly engage in objects?" Which of those comic anime protagonists didn't open a harem in their own club? ”

"Your idea is very problematic," Qin Yuyao complained, "Isn't it the duty of a student to study?" Why do you do it so early? ”

Looking at her serious appearance, Ximen Qing patted her on the shoulder: "Ru Yao, do you know that our country is about to lower the marriage age to 18 women and 20 men?" Since 18 can get married, what's wrong with 16 and 17 starting to fall in love? ”

"Don't look at me with that 'this kid is so stupid'!" Qin Yuyao couldn't cry or laugh, "Where did you get this gossip?" ”

"My fans mentioned it on Weibo," Ximen Qing said, "Originally, the legal age of marriage in our country is too high, the Netherlands 12, Maozi 14, kimchi 16, and even Iran 9 years old can be, just our country 2 starts, and then this is very unfavorable to the birth of the population, our country is relying on more people to be talented, and the country will definitely not do this self-abolishing martial arts." ”

Qin Yuyao thought for a while and said, "But why do I think that if I can't get married and have children, it's not that age?" The key is still poverty, right? ”

"Who knows," Ximen Qing shrugged, "Anyway, I don't have children, so it's better for you and the charter wife to come when you're pregnant, Ru Yao, let's do a test-tube baby another day?" You finally have the ability of the Eight Fierce Levels, don't you want to develop a big family? ”

Qin Yuyao hurriedly shook her head: "No, no, no, no, I'm still young, and I didn't think about having a child so early." ”

If she lived to be 100 years old, it is estimated that she would be able to give birth now, but she can almost live until the destruction of the universe now, so there is no need to have children at all.

。 m.