"Stealing my first kiss and touching my ass, bastard, you're dead."

Faced with Hu Lena's accusations, Shen Nan and the black cat were instantly silent.

"Could it be that all the dirty thing I can do in your head is to steal your first kiss and touch your ass?" Shen Nan's eyes widened and he asked.

"Don't you dare admit it again?" Fox Lena also widened her eyes and asked rhetorically.

"Bastard, you're an insult to me as a man." Shen Nan pointed at the fox Lena and was furious: "If you really want to do something, how can Lao Tzu just kiss and touch your buttocks, I am so filthy that even the beasts are afraid, to tell you, I dare to do it even if I attack my chest." ”

Black Cat: "......"

Negative causality from black cats +66

Negative causality from Fox Lena +999

Fox Lena's face became even more ugly: "You... You are indeed a mean, shameless, narcissistic womanizer, you wait, I will not let you go. ”

"Stop!" The black cat couldn't listen anymore, and she decided to stop this meaningless quarrel: "I said Miss Fox Lena, I advise you to calmly look at the situation before threatening, it is not good for you now, if you retaliate, let's wait until you go out!" ”

Fox Lena was furious, she was not an ignorant person, and she was reminded by the black cat that she really calmed down. Although I don't know why, my charm really didn't work for this bastard, and he was caught in an instant at first, and now it would be unwise to threaten him.

She took a deep breath: "Where is this?" What exactly is your purpose? ”

Shen Nan spread his hands helplessly: "Have you forgotten?" You were overwhelmed by my charm and chased me into the Star Dou Great Forest, and you wanted to charm me and occupy me, so I shot to stun you. This is still the Star Dou Great Forest, my purpose is to hope that you will not be so rude in the future, it is not your fault that you fall in love with me, but it is your fault that you want to charm and monopolize me. ”

"You..." Fox Lena hated her teeth when she thought of this, but fortunately she did calm down: "Then I'm leaving, you won't stop me!" ”

"Please!" Shen Nan waved his hand casually.

"Can you let me down first?" The black cat snorted coldly at this time. She was still in Shen Nan's arms, and she was touched with her soft black hair, as if she was being stroked like a cat, which made her very unhappy.

"Tsk! I'm not afraid you'll fall! Shen Nan let go, and the black cat twisted his waist and swung his legs to stand still, and his body was vigorous, and he had long since lost his initial weakness.

"Where did you get this white horse?" The black cat finally saw the whole picture of Shen Nan's mount, and a look of surprise flashed in his eyes. It's so beautiful.

"It's a Pegasus Flying Snow who was attracted to my charm not long ago and volunteered to be my mount." Shen Nan gently stroked the horse's neck, and Tianma turned his head and rubbed Shen Nan's big hand in response: "Looking at its posture, it barely insulted my style, so I left it." ”

"Huh! It's influenced by Buddhism again! "How could a black cat not know the nature of his urine.

Fox Lena, who was still thinking about whether to leave immediately, suddenly gasped: "Snowwing Pegasus, how can this kind of soul beast that cherishes purity and arrogance become your mount?" ”

Because Shen Nan was too hateful, she had been ignoring his mount, and at this moment, she noticed the existence of this Pegasus through the black cat.

"I see!" Shen Nan touched Tianma's snow-white mane and said with a smile: "It should be attracted by my purity, kindness and sincerity, so it took the initiative to approach me and follow me!" ”

The black cat clapped his hands expressionlessly: "There should be applause here." ”

"Hahaha!" Shen Nan couldn't help laughing, and gave a thumbs up to the black cat, sure enough, his profession made people progress, and his skills became more and more profound.

"How did you do that?" Fox Lena couldn't help but ask again, "Snowwing Pegasi only approach good and pure women, and they are only equal friends, and I have never heard of them being subservient to people." ”

"Feixue, did you come to me because of my kindness, purity and sincerity?" Shen Nan asked with a smile and touched Tianma's head.

"Hmm!" Pegasi actually nodded his head and let out a human voice of approval.

"Is it true?" Fox Lena's face was full of disbelief. Could it be that this narcissistic pervert is really a pure and kind person, and he really misunderstood him?

Negative causality from Fox Lena +999

Her outlook on life has been devastated.

"Tsk!" The black cat shrugged in admiration. She probably guessed Shen Nan's intention to make this heavenly horse as a mount at any costume, since she planned to go with Sister Tianci, she emphasized her positive image on the surface, and there was a heavenly horse with a symbol of purity to follow nature and pretend to be more forced.

"The soul ring has been obtained, and we are going back. The little fox is dangerous alone, come with us! Shen Nan spoke gently.

"Humph! No, you don't. Fox Lena grimaced, turned around and left.

"Let's go too! Star Dou City will be very lively and interesting next. Shen Nan smiled at the black cat and stretched out his hand.

"What?"

"Get on the horse, there is a flying mount, naturally fly out directly, do you like me to hold you? Or do you like to put your arms around me? ”

"Back-back-mountain." Black Cat has been able to cope with this.

"You're not afraid that I'll knock you down with a fart!"

“……”

Appeal——————

On the periphery of the Star Dou Great Forest, Tianma landed, and this important identity still had to give face to the Martial Spirit Palace.

"Are you really going to take the hypocritical line of decency? It's easy to pretend for a while, but it's difficult to pretend for a lifetime. The black cat deftly jumped off the Pegasus: "You were born to be one of my dark creatures, why are you so tired!" ”

Shen Nan grinned weirdly: "Boom!" I don't deny this, but there is always black and white in a person's life, it is difficult to dye black with white, it is easy to dye black with black, even Sister Tianci will eat meat. I want to see what one will become in the end, one is a demon and the other is a Buddha! ”

The black cat insisted: "Be a demon!" ”

Shen Nan raised his eyebrows: "So sure?" ”

"Huh! I can't imagine you as a Buddha. The black cat rolled her eyes and shook her head: "What do you mean by that?" You're going to crack into two? ”

"Come on, take out your phone, and I'll show you the picture of me becoming a Buddha."

Shen Nan laughed, and then transformed.

The Buddha's light is precious, the Buddha halo is colorful, the white clouds are misty, the Buddha fingers are solemn, and the Buddha is mighty.

"———— groove!"

The black cat swore that she had really seen the real Buddha.

"That's what I smelled. For a while, the Buddha was defending the country. Gishu to the Garden of Solitude. with the great bhikshu congregation. One thousand two hundred and fifty people ......"

As the true Buddha chanted, the black cat felt that his emotions were gradually calming down, and the thoughts in his mind also carried the Buddha nature of nothingness, he seemed to understand something, and he didn't seem to understand, mysterious and mysterious.

"Amitabha, female benefactor, although you are in the dark, you have a relationship with my Buddha. The Buddha said, put down the butcher's knife and become a Buddha, there is a lack of a boy under my door, can the female benefactor give it a try? ”

The black cat's compassionate expression was like Sister Tianci's: "The little woman has turned into darkness, and I am afraid that the Buddha's disciples will not be able to control it." ”

"Amitabha! If I smell it, the crotch of this Buddha can stand it. ”

"Obscene monk, look at the claws."

"Huh! Is this the first time the female benefactor uses her hands? ”

"Ice Flame Leopard Bullet!"

Maybe the chase was a little anxious, the black cat tripped over something, and an unsteady rush forward. What's even more coincidental is that there is a rock where she fell, and if she hits it, her head will break and bleed.

"Beware, beware!"

He had already changed back to Shen Nan's appearance, and he turned around in time and reached out to catch her.

The black cat seemed to wave his hands in a panic, and pressed his hands on Shen Nan's chest, which would be a perfect hug... It was supposed to be like this, but who expected that the corners of this Nizi's mouth were hooked, her eyes were smiling, and her arms were twisted and her waist was twisted and she regained her footing.

“… What about playing? Shen Nan rolled his eyes with his arms open: "My posture is all set, you play this for me." ”

The black cat put on a cool posture and laughed proudly: "My enemy, look at your shoulder!" Do you remember your oath? ”

Shen Nan was stunned for a moment, turned his head to look, and saw that there were several holes in his clothes, as well as small scratches.

"You..."

"I remember, yes," the black cat smirked.

“… Is it S? ”

“… Ahem, ahem! The girl's smile and words suddenly froze, and she almost choked herself.

Negative causality from black cats +333

"Okay, okay! Bet on it! The Spiral Pill can teach you at any time, and there are also Eight Gate Dunjia. Shen Nan patted his shoulder to complete the change in clothes, and then glanced at the girl: "I didn't expect you to come to such a hand in the end, the girl has made progress!" ”

The black cat stopped coughing, looked at Shen Nan and said seriously: "I want to work hard to become stronger." ”

"It's good to have this mentality." Shen Nan smiled and threw over a balloon the size of a fist filled with water. "Take it!"

"I'm not Naruto, I don't have so many shadow clones to shorten my cultivation time." The black cat frowned and said, "Isn't the Eight Gate Dunjia replaced with Writing Wheel Eyes?" ”

"Without the Uchiha bloodline, writing wheel eyes is a burden for you now, you should honestly cultivate the Eight Gates Dunjia! Only those who suffer can be a murderer. ”

The black cat suddenly grimaced: "Bamen Dunjia is so hot-blooded, it's not suitable for the dark fallen angel, can you change it?" ”

"It's useless to talk too much." Shen Nan transformed into a red-robed Uchiha Itachi with a black background, and when the kaleidoscope writing wheel eyes turned, the black cat's eyes became dull.

Transforming into an anime character in his cognition is actually just an empty appearance, but he can still waste his humanity.

He transmits the familiar insights about the spiral pill directly to her brain, which can reduce her detours most of the time.

In the end, these eight Dunjia are very big.

(The body is getting worse and worse, the high fever is repeated, I barely wrote so much, I fell asleep while writing, I got up at two o'clock and posted, I'm sorry friend, this chapter is free.) ）

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