Sense of humor.

After these three words came out of Zhan Yuanxuan's mouth, Lan Sui was immediately shocked.

Oops, I'm dripping mom!

This is even more bizarre than seeing the hell in broad daylight~

In short, Lan Sui looked at Zhan Yuan for a while, and after making sure that it was indeed his girlfriend in front of him, he finally raised the courage to reach out and grab her cheek and said:

"It might be better to change the humor next time, such as jokes or something."

"Didn't you just do that??" Zhan Yuan asked with a tilt of his head.

"It's not that it can't be done, it's just a joke." Lan Sui said this, as if he was afraid that Zhan Yuan Xun would repeat such a joke in the future, so he specially accentuated his tone and said:

"A joke that didn't work very well."

"Oh, yes~"

Zhan Yuan Xun simply responded to Lan Sui's evaluation.

Anyway, I don't know how Lan Sui could see from the face of a pool of clear water that Zhan Yuanxun was depressed.

So, he also immediately said:

"Or, I'll show you how the joke is told."

Zhan Yuan Xun turned to Lan Sui and looked at him.

And Lan Sui also cleared his throat a little and said: "Once upon a time, there was a man and a woman who loved each other, but both of them were very reserved people. After dating for more than three months, I haven't even held my little hand. Until, on the street, the two hands collided by chance, and the boy finally mustered up the courage to hold the girl's little hand.

It's like this. ”

As he spoke, Lan Sui also stretched out his right hand and grabbed Zhan Yuanxun's little hand.

Zhan Yuan Xun watched his hand being held by Lan Sui, and after taking a look, he didn't say anything, but asked directly:

"And then?"

Lan Sui paused, as if to give Zhan Yuan Xun a buffer time, and said:

"Then, after about a month, the woman became pregnant!"

"Pregnant?!"

Zhan Yuan Xun blinked, and seemed to be a little unresponsive.

"Well, I'm pregnant!"

Lan Sui nodded and asked, "Do you know why that woman got pregnant?" ”

"Why?"

"Because...... Because neither of those two people like to wash their hands! ”

After speaking, before Zhan Yuan Xun could react, Lan Sui was already there laughing.

And Zhan Yuan Xun stood in place, looking at Lan Sui with a flat gaze.

By the way, the same is true for Ban Yuehui.

Lan Sui finally couldn't laugh anymore, because at this time, the eyes of the two of them looked quite like a picture of a mentally handicapped child after receiving a gift from a kind aunt.

Just look at him quietly.

"Anyway, it's good if you're happy, Suijun." As he spoke, Zhan Yuan Xun broke free of Lan Sui's palm, and wanted to pat him on the shoulder a few times.

However, as if thinking of something, the slap did not fall.

Then he took out a napkin from his pocket, wiped his palm, and then gently pinched it with his index finger and thumb as if he was particularly disgusted, and hurried towards the garbage can on the side of the road.

It seems that he can't wait to throw away the tissues in his hands.

At the same time, Lan Sui could still hear the thin voice:

"Wait, let's hurry up and buy a few bottles of disinfectant."

Lan Sui also found out at this time. Myself...... Is it mentally retarded?

"Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha."

It's like a robot's reluctant laughter, and it's very uncomfortable. It was also for Lan Sui to turn his head and look at another expressionless girl behind him.

He asked her, "Hui, what are you doing?" ”

"It suddenly occurred to me that after the master finished telling the joke, I had to laugh out loud as a qualified maid anyway." Ban Yuehui held the schoolbag in both hands and placed it in front of her legs, answering Lan Sui's question so seriously.

"Thank you so much!"

As he spoke, a hand knife struck at Ban Yuehui's head.

Then, she dodged it, opened, it.

Looking at Lan Sui's stunned eyes, Ban Yuehui bowed slightly and said, "If you can, please use your left hand to beat it well." ”

"Left hand?"

Lan Sui was stunned, looking at his right hand, he had an urge to knock the little maid in front of him stupidly with a hand knife. However, he raised his arm a few times and gave up.

It's not because he wasn't so ruthless, but after Zhan Yuan Xun threw away the napkin, he walked back a few steps. Carefully avoided the range of one meter and two around Lan Sui, and took Ban Yuehui away.

Looking at the appearance of the two girls holding hands, it should be a beautiful scenery to reason, especially when the two girls' looks are above the excellent line.

Well, of course, this kind of pleasing to the eye is based on Lan Sui, and it will not speed up a step, and it would be best on the basis of the two girls in front of him to speed up a step.

Finally, when I entered the school gate, I unexpectedly met Kagawa Shizusa.

Originally, the lively girl was still jumping over and preparing to greet Lan Sui, but she was grabbed by Zhan Yuan Xun and Ban Yuehui by one of her arms and took it directly into the teaching building.

Kagawa Shizuzuki was at a loss.

And Lan Sui is a special Xiaosuo.

To be reasonable, when telling a joke with color, it should be a girl who bows her head slightly, like a flower, a balabala that is not cool. Then at this time, the man has the next step.

But what's going on with this rush to get kicked straight out.

Feed! Are you ready to form the Lily Alliance?

Lan Suizhen just wanted to shout out so loudly.

However, he has not lost his mind, to this extent.

And he also underestimated the girls' understanding of the amount of information on the Internet. And Lan Sui's actions have completely constituted harassment, and he has completely hacked himself.

So, during the lunch break, it was usually Lan Sui who ate a bento with a few girls. But today he was the only one sitting alone on the rooftop, sighing about Brother Cheng's battlefield.

By the way, I experienced my own little emotions, and then made a decision.

After taking out his phone, Lan Sui dialed Zheng Dao's phone:

"Uncle Junior?"

Zheng Dao was nibbling on instant noodles while reading the documents, and at the same time he could answer Lan Sui's call.

"I'm in a trance." Lan said expressionlessly.

"Huh?!"

"I'm a little unhappy."

"I said......" Zheng Dao looked at the instant noodles in his hand, wondering if he should throw the phone in his hand out.

"So, tell me the location of a woman named Nana Arai."

Zheng Dao thought for a long time, and asked Lan Sui on the phone:

"Uncle Junior, did you forget to take your medicine?"

Lan Sui: "......"

In any case, it is too simple to inquire about a female star, especially the location of the female star in the whole Dongying. Zheng Dao didn't even need to use the resources of the Ying Office, he just searched on the Internet.

Then, Zheng Dao felt that it was a coincidence, and asked Lan Sui if he really didn't take the medicine.

However, at this time, Lan Sui still had the hollowness to take care of him.

After hanging up the phone in his hand, he threw it on the stone bench at random, propped his hands on his knees, and looked ahead with empty eyes.

I don't know what I'm thinking there.