"That bastard, when I see him, I'll be like this, that......"

Xu Gong rolled his eyes at the sky, and he was still recalling the ugly state of Li Dong's kid kneeling on the street, but fortunately he dragged him alive, and he threw him into the taxi like a kidnapping. Li Dong indulged in the illusion of such abuse given by some people all the way, and when he arrived at the registration point for the entrance exam of Imperial College London, he was still muttering, talking to himself, and vibrating.

"Hey!" Xu Gong patted Li Dong on the shoulder and reminded him in a friendly manner, "Yutian, don't forget the task assigned by the division commander, you signed a military order, if you can't enter the Imperial Institute, you won't be able to complete the task." When the time comes, not to mention that the division headquarters will not spare you, even Colonel Castel will come to you for trouble, but he has assigned the task of getting a B-level mecha division in a month!"

"Shhh

"The registration point is right in front. Come on, that's on the admission ticket. Good luck! I'm waiting for your good news in the back cafeteria. After speaking, Xu Gong waved his hand, shook his head and sighed, obviously feeling that Li Dong's chance was slim, and as soon as he turned around, he walked to the depths of the campus with familiarity.

Li Dong rolled his eyes and pouted: "Cut, there is no righteousness!"

Imperial College London offers year-round admissions, and as long as you pass the university's own entrance exams, you can enrol immediately.

Don't think it's very simple, except for the specific enrollment in spring and autumn, that is, to recruit the elites of those nobles, and to screen the talents with great potential among the commoners of the empire, the ordinary small nobles can't enter the No. 1 school in the empire by virtue of their connections. And there are very few people who can pass the exams set by the emperor institute itself, which can be said to be rare.

Li Dong was helpless, looking forward to hitting the luck, hoping that he, a dead mouse, could bump into a kind blind cat and take him into the Imperial Institute of Technology.

"Is there such a thing as Reykja Vik!"

"It's here!" Li Dong was still thinking about what the instructor was calling for at first, but then he reacted that he was calling himself, and hurriedly responded with a stack of voices, and hurriedly ran out of the pile of candidates.

"Why don't you respond!" the instructor complained.

"I'm sorry, teacher, I'm distracted, I'm really sorry!" Li Dong said with a smile on his face.

The instructor waved his hand dispensably, handed Li Dong the magnetic card of the admission ticket, and inserted it into the instrument on the side, Li Dong stepped forward and put his eyes on a small hole in the instrument, and a "beep" sounded, and the green light on the instrument that passed the identity review was lit up, which made him breathe a sigh of relief.

At least, that bastard's division commander has taken care of the identity issue.

But then, Li Dong immediately sweated in his head. I saw that the instrument did not stop, and a long piece of rice paper came out from one end, and only a few big brush words were written on it - "Tao Li Zhengfen is better than Shaohua".

Li Dong was dumbfounded, looked at the soft paper (that is called rice paper, classmate) from the instrument, and looked back at the instructor beside him.

The instructor looked at this Reykya's expression that obviously didn't react to anything, and explained impatiently: "What are you doing stupidly, this is the test question of the first level, couplet." You hurry up and do the question, and when you're done, put it back in the instrument, and it will automatically give you a score. ”

Li Dong's mind went blank and muttered, "This ...... Why do you still have to test couplets in the entrance exam of the Emperor Polytechnic University, isn't this a game between the literati of the Mohan tribe?"

"Couplets are an important part of ancient literature, and the cultivation of ancient literature is of course part of the cultivation of the future pillars of the empire at Imperial College of America, which aims to cultivate all-round development of morality, intelligence, physical fitness, aesthetics, and labor. The instructor couldn't help but urge, "Hurry up, neat hands and feet, and put the next link up, I have to go home today to celebrate my daughter's birthday!"

You think this is, and you can come out by holding it back! Couplets are such ancient things, and I can read them word by word separately, and I can read them all correctly, and every word is good, but together? Really, I don't know it, and it doesn't know me anymore.

"Couplets, also known as couplets or pairs, are written on paper, cloth or engraved on bamboo, wood, and pillars of the dual sentences, concise and profound, neat, and harmonious, and are a unique art form of one-word and one-tone language. The couplet is said to have originated in the ancient five generations after the Shu lord Meng Chang. It is a cultural treasure of the Mohan nation. An uncle with a big beard next to him was kind enough to explain the origin of the couplet to him in more detail, and at the same time persuaded, "This question is indeed a bit difficult to test the couplet, and the examination instrument of the Imperial Institute of Technology has not had such a question for more than 10 years." You don't have to be under psychological pressure, the couplets are sometimes not very strict, you don't need to rhyme, you can just try to be as consistent as possible. ”

Li Dongzhi opened his mouth in a daze, looking at this kind uncle, and his heart was screaming. How could I not be under psychological pressure. You actually know the exam questions of the past 10 years, and this year is the first time you have taken the exam of the Imperial Institute of Technology! Uncle, you have a lot of beard, and the child can also play soy sauce!

Li Dong was in a daze with his mouth open, and his ears were bombarded from time to time by the instructors and other candidates waiting for the exam questions, what is not cultured, I don't know the trend of this year's culture, wasting other people's time is tantamount to making money and killing people. Hearing the anger in his heart, he has been abused by Castel these days, and today he found out that he was killed by the division commander Zheng Kai, and now he is still being urged by this birdman to do shit Ancient couplets, all the negative emotions came up, Li Dong went out, isn't it just talking and writing, who wouldn't, the meaning is roughly the same, just make up the number of words!

A brush that grabbed one side, yes, you read that right, the first year of the universe in 2000, the 505th year of the Eastern Empire's constitutional calendar, the imperial science and technology exam actually used a brush, why don't you just give me a hammer awl and let me show off my exquisite stone carving skills. In other words, Li Dong took the brush and didn't know how to hold the pen correctly. Holding the pen between your thumb and forefinger as you normally would, no, holding the barrel tightly with your whole hand, that's catching a knife. Uncle Beard reminded him of the correct grip of the brush, and he trembled and grabbed the pen with his middle finger and ring finger, and awkwardly dropped the pen directly on the ground.

Li Dong was helpless, picked up the pen, regardless of the three-seven-twenty-one, regardless of the good-looking posture, correct or not, he held the brush with both hands, and wrote down seven big characters domineeringly with his very turtle words on the other side of the paper - Lao Tzu is invincible!

After writing, Li Dong picked it up and looked at it, his face was full of intoxication, and he also learned from the literati of the late Khan clan in the costume drama on the screen, and gently blew the paper, but he blew a little too hard, and he was barely able to recognize what he was writing The brush words were blown like this, and the ink that had not dried on the handwriting was directly blown out of the burrs, which made Li Dong's words even more ugly.

"Good couplet! Although the battle is not very neat, but compared with the subtle and elegant anthropomorphic metaphor of the upper couplet, this lower couplet is domineering and directly named the purpose and righteousness, and it is arrogant! "Good couplet!" Uncle Beard gave a thumbs up and praised loudly.

Li Dong listened to the praise of the uncle candidate, and said to the instructor on the side with a proud face: "How about it, it's not bad, it's just domineering!"

The instructor looked at the sky speechlessly, indicating that he had been made by his domineering. Who's nouveau riche taught a stupid son, who simply can't read and write, and is shameless! When he sings and harmonizes with that bearded man, he thinks that the two of them were sent by other schools to smash the field. Forget it, whether it's good or bad, there will only be a public opinion on the examiner.

The instructor smiled dryly, didn't say anything, waved his hand weakly, and motioned to Li Dong to put the thing called "couplet" back into the instrument after writing, and let it be scored.

"Didi......"

The rice paper was sent back to the examiner on a conveyor belt, and the display screen, which was supposed to show the grade, did not respond for half a day.

The instructor thought it was a crash and was about to contact the relevant personnel to repair it, when a blue screen suddenly appeared on the display, and a string of data streams flashed quickly, and then after a long "tick" sound of the instrument, the display screen suddenly went black.

The instructor was frightened, this is an exam instrument worth millions of credits, and immediately took out the intercom to contact the technical department, but he didn't expect the instrument to start again.

The green light turned on, and the screen lit up again, giving the score of Li Dong's exam questions.

“AAA！”

"Triple A score, this is the highest score in the system!Young man, yes, I'll just say that your couplet is good!" Uncle Beard patted Li Dong on the shoulder and said happily.

"Oh yes!" Li Dong shook his fists and smiled, "Lao Tzu said that I am the strongest"

The instructor on the side smiled stiffly, and looked at the front of him with dull eyes.