Chapter 24: Egyptian Tart
Everything in "Heavenly Dragon Babu" started with the sword fight of the Infinite Sword Sect.
The Wuliang Sword Sect was originally divided into three sects: east, west, and north, the northern sect declined, and the east and west sects fought a sword fight every five years.
Although the rookies pecked each other, they were also solemn, and well-known people in the Yunnan martial arts would be invited to watch the ceremony.
And this time in the sword fight, there was an unknown man who was brought in by a tea merchant by chance.
Originally, no one would notice him if he just watched the ceremony honestly, but he had a bad habit and couldn't hold back his laughter.
He laughed out loud when he saw the strange moves of other people's sword fights.
This laugh...... laughed like a sand pen.
Others were annoyed that he didn't give face, so he wanted to do it, but he didn't know it, and there were "your master and my master", "one can't come, the second is afraid of losing, the third is afraid of pain, and the fourth is afraid of death", which caused laughter.
In the end, even the "Amitabha" came out, if it continued, it would be difficult for Taizong of the previous dynasty to come and worship him.
Fortunately, the disciple of the Infinite Sword Sect couldn't hold back and interrupted his "chanting" with a slap.
At this time, the onlookers were dumbfounded, thinking that such an arrogant guy was so awesome, but it turned out to be just a sand pen pretending to be forced.
In fact, it wasn't just them, even Song Yunwu, who read the script, didn't expect it.
"This guy...... So useless? Then why is he provoking others like this? ”
With that, she continued to read.
Brother Gongzi, who was about to be beaten into a sand pen, was rescued by a little Lori, and when the little Lori teased the Boundless Sword East Sect, the Shennong Gang suddenly jumped out again, and now the Infinite Sword Sect, which is facing the crisis of extermination, no longer has the heart to pay attention to these two guys.
However, Xiao Lori's subsequent conversation led to a lot of foreshadowing. For example, the immeasurable jade, the Ethereal Peak Vulture Palace, the Life and Death Talisman, the Tianshan Tong Ma, and so on.
After that, she left with Brother Gongzi, but because Brother Gongzi's heart attacked, she wanted to persuade the Shennong Gang. How can this be persuaded? As a result, he fell out with the Shennong Gang, and the little Lori was captured, and in order to save her, the son-in-law could only take seven days of broken intestines and go to the little Lori's hometown for help.
Before leaving, Xiao Lori also specially reminded her son not to say her surname Duan. This plot is placed at the end, which is a kind of broken chapter, which arouses the curiosity of readers and makes people itch to watch the follow-up. This is a basic operation for every qualified author.
No, even Song Yunwu couldn't help but ask Ximen Qing: "Why can't you say the surname Duan?" Does her father have any enmity with the surname Duan? ”
"The hatred is great." Ximen Qing sold a pass and didn't say it directly.
This is a sad story of an honest man who helped the rich second generation take over for more than ten years, and finally his wife ran away with the rich second generation, and the adopted daughter was abducted by the son of the rich second generation.
Miserable or Zhong Wan's hatred is miserable, just one name can tell how bitter and bitter he is, not to mention the prairie above his head, the core character is still "ugly", and his heart is tied into honeycomb coal.
"This story ......" Song Yunwu thought about it, to say how wonderful the beginning of this story is, there are really not many flowers. At most, I painted Little Lori cute, and drew the interaction between the two ambiguously. For example, being hit on the chest by the surname Duan, touching the face...... This kind of place, she feels that her brain can make up for her brain, and she can make up for her brain.
Ximen Qing said: "This is just the beginning, you draw it first, and I will continue to write it in the future, believe me, this is definitely a good story." ”
From Ximenqing's point of view, "Tianlong" is definitely the best written book among the fourteen books. Although the foreshadowing at the beginning is a little longer, it is the characteristic of the novels of that era, and the subsequent plot will slowly reflect the little bit of this work.
"Okay then." Song Yunwu is actually quite satisfied with the script, but it is not particularly amazing, so she is a little unwilling.
But since Simon made her believe it, she believed it once.
Ximen Qing went back to continue writing the follow-up, and Song Yunwu also began to paint "Heavenly Dragon". The two dead houses have no idea what the current situation of "Working Cells" is in the outside world.
……
"Hello? Old money, I'm out, yes, the plaster cast on my feet hasn't been removed yet, but my hands are already neat. ”
At the entrance of the hospital, a middle-aged man with a cane got into a taxi, reported an address and began to call: "I have been in the hospital for a few days, and I have thought of a very good story, and I will draw it for you to see when the time comes, absolutely awesome." ”
"What?! This...... Uh-huh, uh, okay, okay, you're busy. The man hung up the phone with a lonely face, as if he had lost hope in life.
"Hey, brother, what's wrong with you?" The driver on the side noticed this and took the initiative to talk.
The man leaned on the back of the chair with blank eyes: "Master, you said that this person is unlucky, is it that he stuffs his teeth when he drinks cold water?" ”
"Looks like there's a story, huh? Why don't I be a listener? Anyway, when you get out of the car, we may never see each other again. ”
"Hehe, too," the man thought about it, and then told his story, "About two months ago, I broke up with my girlfriend that night, she said she had no money on her, so I gave her a few hundred yuan, who knew that because of this, a group of policemen rushed in and pressed me to the bed, and finally arrested me and detained me for half a month." ”
The driver was surprised: "Why are you being arrested?" Why? ”
"That's it!" The man said indignantly, "Is there a problem with the two of us going to the hotel to break up before we break up?" Is it just because we've only been in love for a few hours to break the law? When I told them this, they didn't listen to me and took me into custody. ”
Driver: "Ugh...... (Can this year be said to be so literary and artistic?) )”
The man continued: "Half a month later, I came out, but my wife wanted to divorce me after knowing about it, and her brother came to my house and beat me. ”
"Oh, that's right," the driver said, "it's a bit heavy, your legs are broken, even if you're at fault, you can't go too far, it's all against the law." ”
"Oh, no, he hit me in the face, and the swelling has long since subsided."
Driver: "Huh? What about your legs...... (Your brother, waste Lao Tzu's feelings)"
"On the day of my divorce, my cecum suddenly ached, so I simply went to the hospital and had my cecum cut," the man recounted, "I could have been discharged from the hospital a long time ago, but the young man who lived in the next bed didn't know what was going on that day, and he shouted 'Egyptian' and ran around the ward, and as a result, he broke my leg. ”
Driver: "Huh...... (How do I know!?) Does Pharaoh bow his head? What do you think of lowering your head? )”
"That's it.,I've gone through so many tribulations.,I was finally discharged from the hospital.,As a result, the serial position was robbed.,Oh forgot to say that I'm actually a cartoonist.,Are the newcomers now all monsters? Can I even squeeze it out?! I'm not reconciled! ”