“6666666！”

"It's the first time I've seen a liar fool."

"If the hanging king is really a game customer service, I don't know how much money can be raised in this wave!"

"The liar is probably going to cry to death. I knew that the first rush of 6 yuan would be over? ”

"I cheated the king of 1.33 yuan, and I put 1,000 yuan into it."

"Hang Wang, I'll pay you a thousand yuan, can you talk with me for half an hour?"

"Hanging king, it's really humiliating for you not to be a game customer service!"

"The deceptive talent of the king is simply amazing!"

"The tea seller said: Please, don't come to trick me again!"

Thump!!!

I heard a kneeling sound from the other end of the microphone.

Yang Zhi said with great admiration:

"I really got you on your knees!

Hanging King!!

Take me as a disciple!!

With your eloquence, I can definitely make a fortune as a game customer service!! ”

Chen Mo: "......"

Your Sister's !!

Worship me as a teacher, just to continue to be a game customer service?

How much do you look down on me as a king!!

"Don't say anything, go find the tea seller and team up to explode the paralysis ring!"

"My Susu, where's that?"

"From today onwards, the Paralysis Ring belongs to me alone! No one is allowed to rob it! ”

"Play greedily, explode paralysis, marry Su Su!"

"What a blessing it must be to be able to marry a girl like Su Su who can fry tea!"

"It's the pinnacle of life!"

In the ridicule of the sailors.

Chen Mo took the initiative to hang up Yang Zhi's wheat.

Because of these words, he began to chatter and pray for Chen Mo to come!

I have to think of him as the master of my game customer service profession!

After hanging up.

Chen Mo glanced at the time.

It was already past 11 o'clock in the evening.

Tomorrow is the day of the decisive battle with the black goat, the king of the West Island.

Although I have been sleeping in my dreams for more than thirty years.

But it's time to rest, it's time to rest.

So Chen Mo said:

"Irons, the prize has also been drawn.

The old rule, in the end, the king will tell a joke to end this live broadcast.

It's still the story of the hanging king when he was a child. ”

"It's a lei! The story of the hanging king when he was a child is lei again! ”

"Hide fish in the crotch, big rooster laxatives, fish pond ghosts, let the little milk dog suck Dingding...... Hanging Wang, what else did you do when you were a child that made people speechless? ”

"My favorite thing to listen to is the story of the hanging king when he was a child! Thief teasing!"

"Not really! I can't close my legs when I laugh every time! “

"Troublesome !!"

Under the expectation of everyone, Chen Mo turned on the [Sound Immersion] skill and began to slowly tell the story of his childhood:

When I was seven years old, I moved from the south to the Mudanjiang River, and at that time, my father, who had spent two years in the northeast, told me a story about how the yellow skin used to do evil, and he came out to steal chickens and food in winter, and the common people couldn't catch them, so they pasted a layer of juicy egg shells on the rails built by the Japanese son.

The next morning, there were always a few yellow-skinned people who dragged their tongues and stomachs to death by the railroad tracks.

The tongue stuck to the rails and couldn't be removed with a shovel......

When I said this, my father would glare at me fiercely, "Don't lick anything outside in winter!" ”

To tell you the truth, I was so frightened by my father's description of the death of the yellow skin that I had nightmares for a few days!

When I was thirteen years old, I was half-mature, and I liked a girl in the village.

A little fat man called the fat dog, teasing the girl, wanted to put the ice slag on the girl's neck, I naturally reached out to stop, was pushed by the fat dog, fell down on the lake, and almost hit the iron frame that was temporarily placed when washing clothes welded by the lake, I stuck out my tongue, and said in my heart, so dangerous!

As soon as he stuck out his tongue and touched the iron frame, he froze on it and could not retract it again......

"!" I was scared to sweat.

Everyone in our Northeast knows that this is dangerous, and the girl turned her head: "I said Huanzi, don't earn it, I'll go back and call someone!" ”

Ran.

The eldest Erhu said: "This TM has to travel four miles across the village, and your tongue is useless when you come back......"

I howled in fright, tears and snot feeling like they were freezing in my face.

Ma Liu said: "By the way, use urine to nourish, urine to warm!" ”

The boys nodded their heads, and I chose to be urinated in the fear of death......

Erhu untied his crotch and urinated on my face.

The fat dog barked: "Huzi, be punctual, ...... in your mouth"

Tears and urine rolled down my face......

Then Ma Liu, this kid was on fire, his urine was yellow and sassy, and he almost didn't faint me.

……

In the end, on the fat dog, I felt that my tongue was loosened a lot, and I hurriedly told him to come closer and strive for the last success.

The boy knelt next to me and slammed into my mouth a few centimeters apart......

At this point.

A pair of tongues immediately appeared in front of the sailors, and they were frozen.

And then the picture of being urinated on the face by the friends.

Boy!

A few red-faced friends with cold faces have donated generously...... Uh-no!

It is generous to untie the crotch!

Pull out your weapon, brave the cold, a burst of yellow urine!

Because when Chen Mo tells the story, he tells it in the first person.

Therefore, the pictures substituted by the sailors are all based on themselves as the protagonists.

In other words, the feeling of those people who are being nourished with urine is experienced by the sailors!

"Damn!! I felt like someone was peeing in my face!! ”

"Vomit...... I can't...... Vomit...... I feel like my mouth is full of pee......"

"Hang the king, you are too undisciplined!!"

"My tongue is so cold!! Quickly nourish me with pee!! ”

"It's amazing! I feel like I'm in the snow! Southerners say it's fun!

Although it was very unpleasant to be moistened by urine......"

Suddenly, my tongue was loose, my face was covered with urine, and I was about to wipe my face, when I heard the old man Liu who was watching the fishing pond not far away shouting and scolding:

"Boy, what are you doing?"

It scared a few of us out and ran home......

My father was short-tempered, and when he saw me like this, he took his shoes and beckoned to my face: "Are you out of breath, running outside to drink urine in winter?" ”

I cried, "I fell into the pee ......"

……

After playing for half an hour, I took a shower, my whole body hurt, and I rolled on the kang naked, covered the quilt, and when it was dark, I heard the old man Liu who was watching the fishing pond come to my house and say something to my father.

I thought to myself, I've beaten it all, and I'm afraid that you will sue you?

After a while, my father came in with a big hammer with blood-red eyes: "You are a bastard, you are out of breath, you have a human Jiba outside!" ”

I was so scared that I almost peed, jumped off the kang naked, and snatched the door from my father's side......

The father was mad and scolded with a hammer in his hand: "Our Chen family has not produced a human Jiba for hundreds of years, Lao Tzu will not hammer your eggs out today, Lao Tzu is sorry for the ancestors!"

I cried and ran naked in the snow: "I don't have Jiba! I didn't have Jiba with anyone! ”

…………

didn't run 200 meters, and saw the fat dog on the opposite side wearing a pair of autumn pants, and the ghost cried wolf and ran: "I didn't ask anyone to contain my Jiba, I didn't ask anyone to contain my Jiba!" ”

Behind him, his father was running with a stick.

The two of us ran closer, looked at each other for a few seconds, and then turned around and ran towards the side of the hill together......

"I don't have Jiba!"

"I didn't ask anyone to contain me Jiba!"

……

Our mournful cries echoed in the quiet snowy night.