"This is just! Why are you ****, and you still care about eggs? Her husband still praises her?

Is the anchor urinating in his head? ”

"Poofhahahaha...... Catch the honest guy upstairs! ”

"There's an honest man here, everyone catch him!"

"Honest man, isolate you. Wang Dalu, eat you. Guo Jingming, come to you. Let the king hang, Cao will kill you. ”

Chen Mo was also amused by the barrage.

Knowing that he is telling a joke, he is still more truthful, and what he says is like the real thing, isn't this not happy to find himself?

"Okay, let's finally have a few minimalist short jokes to end today's live broadcast!" Chen Mo said with a smile.

"There was a woman who went on a blind date and asked the other party to cut the big pomegranate at the end of the fruit ninja to thirty points.

Well, she asked for such a high hand speed, she must have wanted to play Glory of Kings with her future husband. ”

"Every time a girl invites me to dinner, I politely say, let's have another day."

"If the other party still insists that I have a meal, I will say, I'll give you a meal."

"The most annoying thing for me is not that the girl refuses to listen to me.

What annoys me the most is that I don't tell you a little dirty paragraph, not to make you a girl laugh after listening to it, and say, 'What's this?' Then talk about a huge dirt section that is hundreds of times more yellow than me, which makes my brother blush like a little girl! ”

The joke was issued four times in a row!!

The one that lets the sailors listen to it at one time is called an enjoyable !!

In addition, on the 10th anniversary of DNF recently, Chen Mo successfully harvested 100,000 brain-dead powder, and obtained enough faith energy to upgrade the Blood Demon Hand to the middle level.

"Level up!"

Chen Mo exclaimed excitedly.

After the broadcast, the first thing Chen Mo did was to let the system upgrade the Blood Demon Hand to the middle level.

Bite!

"Congratulations to the host, the Blood Demon Hand skill has been successfully upgraded!"

"Congratulations to the host, the combat power has been upgraded to 5800!"

"Blood Demon Hand (Intermediate): Summons an even more powerful Earl of Blood Demon, up to a maximum of ten.

Each Blood Demon Count has a combat power of between 3500-4000.

The Bloodfiend's Hand is weaponized and shielded, and its transmog attack and defense are doubled. ”

Count Bloodseeker!

It's very shocking when you hear it!

And the combat power of each one is equivalent to the C-level intermediate level!

It's equivalent to carrying ten powerful C-class bodyguards with you!

Moreover, these ten Blood Demon Counts can form a Blood Demon Array!

After the composition, even the C-level peak powerhouse can fight!

"Cool! Hahahaha, brother will not be a bare-bones commander in the future! ”

Chen Mo crossed his waist, with an expression that could make Lao Tzu worse.

With a strong sense of sleep, Chen Mo lay on the bed and fell into a sweet dream.

At this moment, the king hero space, which had not been opened for a long time, suddenly started!

Chen Mo's consciousness once again entered the king hero training space.

At this moment, the scene of the king hero training space has changed.

Fragrant cherry blossoms flutter in the sky.

In a small pavilion, a handsome man dressed in white and with silver hair and a shawl was lying on a long stone chair, holding a pot of fine wine and drinking to the moon.

Chen Mo fixed his eyes.

This person turned out to be Li Bai, the Qinglian Sword Immortal with the skin of the phoenix!!

After a pot of wine was raised and drunk, I saw Li Bai's drunken eyes suddenly light up.

"Good wine with good poetry!

There is wine but no poetry, and it is not interesting!

Wait for me to chant a poem! ”

With that, Li Bai's body floated up from the bench.

He straightened up, his eyes shining, and the lazy energy he had just had just swept away.

In its place is a high-spirited temperament.

I saw Li Bai raise the long sword in his hand, and his body shook.

Ten thousand sword qi shook out!

The momentum is monstrous!

Chen Mo thought excitedly: "I can actually see Li Bai himself chanting poetry!"

It's so exciting!! ”

"Ah!!!h

Li Bai let out a long scream, his expression affectionate and serious.

It's time to get in style!

Li Bai is in style!

is worthy of Li Bai, who is a phoenix, so handsome!

Chen Mo said secretly in his heart.

However, the next moment, Chen Mo's whole person was not good.

"Accompany you shopping~~~~~ flowers

In exchange for a snap ~~~~~

Walk into the hotel and pick up ~~~~~

Take off your pants hahaha~~~~

I was looking forward to it~~~~~

Finish in three seconds~~~~~"

The corners of Chen Mo's mouth twitched and froze in place.

The smile on his face faded away.

This meow......

Is it poetry?

Is it a poem written by Li Bai?

This is completely a little yellow poem written by a hooligan!!

Your sister, although Li Bai in the glory of kings is not the same person as Li Bai in history.

But you're speechless, aren't you!!

Seeing that Chen Mo froze in place with a hideous expression.

Li Bai's face showed an incomparably chic and handsome smile.

The temperament is so elegant.

If you haven't heard the little yellow poem he just recited.

It is difficult for Chen Mo to associate such a handsome, chic, and elegant beautiful man in ancient costume with the author of the little yellow poem just now.

"Little brother, is it 8 that I was shocked by my poem that contains profound truths?

Do you need me to write a more energetic poem to lift your spirits? ”

Li Bai squeezed his eyebrows and smiled at Chen Mo.

Chen Mo couldn't stop sweating.

But for the next training, in order to enhance his combat effectiveness, Chen Mo could only hold his fists.

With an expression of admiration, he said:

"I miss the boss of the Demon King Army, the president of the J (Harmony) B High Play Club, Chen Mo, who has been crisscrossing the rivers and lakes for more than ten years.

It's the first time I've seen someone who can recite such a beautiful poem!

Little brother's admiration for your old man is like a surging river, and like the Yellow River flooding out of control.

Presumably, your old man must be a Yushu Linfeng Sheng Pan An, a pear flower pressing a begonia.

Wind demons thousands of girls, people love cars, see the car Qinglian Sword Immortal Li Bai is not dei? ”

Feng Qiuhuang Li Bai's nostrils turned to the sky, and he smiled proudly: "Low-key!"

Don't tell the truth! ”

How can this grandson be so pretending to be forced!

Suddenly, Feng Qiuhuang Li Bai's face turned pale.

The sword in his hand hummed and roared!

Countless sword shadows appeared around him, and the sword qi was like a surging flood, continuous!

"I almost forgot, I came down with an incarnation to train you kid.

Let's try my Qinglian sword qi!! ”

"Butterfly !!"

Chen Mo screamed miserably, and fell covered in blood under the attack of Qinglian's sword qi.

After waking up in the morning, Chen Mo couldn't help but scold angrily: "Your uncle!

Why is the first thing every hero does when they come is to abuse Lao Tzu first?

Are there any other new training methods? ”

Bite!

"System prompt: Li Bai did that to let the host adapt and understand the Qinglian Sword Technique in the fastest way.

As long as the host defeats Li Bai, there will be new heroes in the future......"

"Isn't there no need to be beaten before studying?" Chen Mo asked expectantly.

Bite!

"System prompt: Of course not!

It's impossible not to be beaten, and it's impossible to come down to a hero who doesn't abuse the host in this life.

23333333~~~~~”