Chapter 791: Let Master Yoda use it once
The black face of the marinated egg was raised, and the eyes were bigger than the copper bell, which only frightened poor Natasha into a tremble, and immediately shrank behind Maya.
Maya patted her little hand and said comfortingly: "It's okay, Captain Fury's Avengers is a good person, he is kind to him, don't be afraid." ”
"Maya Hansen, I know you're in a special situation, but you can't just run here every day to walk through the back door just because there are people up there, right?" The boiled egg suppressed his emotions and roared in a low voice.
"What's the Sandal Galactic Film Festival?" Maya didn't pay attention to his tone, tilted her little head and asked curiously.
"Alas!"
Thinking of Pym's command, Lu Dan held his breath, turned his head and wiped his face, and sighed: "Since we have initially stepped into the interstellar civilization, and in the galaxy, the name of our earthlings is so loud, some things have to be done."
In addition to the promotion of a series of fist products such as Hanmer's health products, cultural projects cannot be left behind.
Unlike those countries with profound cultural heritage in the Celestial Empire, we only have movies in our country, so Hollywood directors have become the objects of support from the black-clothed Humanities Propaganda Department, and Star Wars, a space opera, is the quintessence of the United States. ”
Uh, it's so miserable, Star Wars has actually become the quintessence of the United States?
"Okay, I see, but why did my friend Natalie get by you?" Maya dissatisfied.
"You still don't get it!"
Lu Dan shook his head and said lightly: "The movie that goes out represents the face of the country, the movie starring is disgraced, the movie is disgraced, the movie is disgraced, the movie is disgraced, and the rice country is disgraced, and the earth is naturally disgraced, can we not be cautious?" Or, when your friends grow up and everyone forgets about Leon, she will make her debut? ”
"Hehe" Maya clasped her hands to her chest and sneered: "It's funny, are you going to go to heaven and ask angels to come down to earth to make a movie?" What is the condition of Hollywood actors, you don't know? And I've seen Lyon, and I never think there's anything wrong with it. ”
"Well, I've seen it too, and I think it's okay."
The boiled egg spread his hands and said helplessly: "It's a pity, it's useless for the two of us to say it, the matter decided by the experts of the Ministry of Culture and Propaganda, I, the head of the secret service department, can't change it, don't doubt it, the organization of the man in black has expanded, there are many more departments, and the division of powers of each department is also different." ”
"I don't care, if I dare to nsn my friend, I will cancel the research and development of the Bangzun pill and suspend the listing plan of Hammer Health Products Company, anyway, it is useless for me to ask for star coins." Elder Maya threatened.
"You"
When the boiled egg heard this, he was about to have a seizure, but he sighed: "Since you want to praise your friend, why don't you let her endorse the pill and become a star in the universe?" ”
"Ugh"
Maya looked at Natalie, who looked innocent and cute, and said bitterly, "What kind of idea are you?" She's going to be a superstar, not a star! ”
Suddenly, Maya had a flash of inspiration and said, "Well, how about I allow the Bang series of ads to be inserted in Star Wars?" ”
"This" boiled egg thought for a moment and hesitated: "I have to ask the director." ”
"Okay, you call Lucas." Maya waved her hand.
Is it possible to include advertisements in a movie in exchange?
Yes!
Because the fame of the movie is far inferior to the advertising product itself.
For example, the Celestial Empire produces n movies every year, but very few can be released in cinemas, and even fewer are released for several days in a row.
There are a lot of street movies, and no one knows that it exists.
But at this time, suddenly publicized, in a certain movie, Ah Li, Pain News, and Microsoft implanted advertisements in it, will you be a little interested?
No matter how much Star Wars is on Earth, when it really enters the interstellar world, it is still an amateur on the street.
"Oh, Maya's niece, I'm good friends with your mother, and she also has a role in Star Wars!"
After a while, Lucas walked in with Cage with a spring breeze on his face.
"Let's talk about business first, talk about business first." Maya said a little embarrassed.
"Well, that's fine."
Lucas nodded, looked at Natalie, who was hanging her head, and sighed: "Nat, it's not that the uncle doesn't tell the truth, you see"
He pointed at Cage and said, "In order to be more perfect, I even changed Obi-Wan!" ”
"Ivan, hasn't he been going well lately? Why replace him? Maya was surprised.
"His fight scenes are not good enough, well, it's different if he doesn't have enough Cage, he bravely broke into the Chobney military base, he was agile, brave and invincible, he saved dozens of people with a single horse, and even killed a battalion of super soldiers with his bare hands, didn't your mother tell you?" Lucas said excitedly.
Uncle Cage next to him also unconsciously straightened his waist when he heard this, with a reserved smile on his face, and said, "Alas, if it weren't for the promotion of rice culture in the galaxy, I wouldn't be ready to take on this role."
After all, my schedule is too full, Warner's Superman and Batman are all me, Cameron's true lie, I play against Arnold, over there"
Balabala, Uncle Cage names a list of major projects of Hollywood companies, only to Maya's dumbfounded.
There is no doubt that Uncle Cage has lived up to expectations and entered a state of super fire, so Jack's brave invasion of Dokdo may not be able to turn around!
"Dididi!"
Lu Dan looked at the information from the light screen on his wrist, frowned and said, "You guys hurry up and talk, I'm very busy." ”
"This"
Lucas hesitated for a moment, then said directly: "How about a nominal charge of one star for advertising fees, and then, Hammer Health Products allows us to use this to promote the movie?" ”
"No problem."
Maya nodded dryly, and then, she was curious, "Uncle Lucas, how are you going to insert the advertising content?" If it affects the plot, it's okay to minimize the product shots. ”
"No, no, no, no less!"
Lucas not only didn't appreciate Maya's kind suggestion, but shook his head and said, "I plan to let Alajin and Obi-Wan both use the Zun Pill in the movie." ”
“?”
Maya jumped in shock.
p, let the famous black warrior and the king of character eat small pills, I'm afraid this movie is not eating jujube pills!
"That's too bad, isn't it?" Maya tangled.
"Alas, Maya, you don't understand your greatness at all."
Lucas looked at Maya with reverence and exclaimed: "The Bangzun series is the pride of the United States, the real legendary Bangzun pill of the universe, so that the earthlings and aliens have a common language, and with a common language, there is cultural transmission!" ”
"But, the plot is too blunt." Maya Dan said in pain.
"It's okay, the editorial team will solve it, for example, Queen Padmé and Arakin, just ate Bangzun No. 1 and gave birth to twins Luke and Leia, isn't it very reasonable? By the way, the special effects of Bangzun No. 1 were also promoted. Lucas said.
"Alas, try not to ruin the plot." Maya said with a puzzled face.
At this time, the boiled egg suddenly interjected: "I have a question, Arakin and Obi-Wan are both in the form of earthlings, and it seems that they can't better promote the Bangzun pill." ”
"So?"
Boiled Egg Yizheng suggested in words: "So, I have to let the alien Master Yoda use it once!" ”
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