Chapter Forty-Six: The Daily Life of Fools
It's Monday again, and it's also the most painful time of the week for students, and Qing Gong is deeply aware of this.
Whether it's in the past life or now in the school city,Every Monday,It's people who have had to leave their comfortable and leisurely nests after two days of laziness.,Come to the sleepy classroom to listen to the teacher's lessons comparable to hypnosis.。 Sometimes the Qing court even felt that the weekly round of suffering seemed to be God's punishment for himself.
Walked into the classroom yawning, just in time for the ten minutes before the bell to prepare. At this moment, a strange-sounding Kyushu dialect came directly from the corner of the classroom.
"Ah, Qing Palace? Why does it look so spiritless? "A short blond hair,Wearing a green and white striped weird shirt casually under the dark blue suit school uniform,A pair of light blue sunglasses on the face,There is also a gold necklace around the neck,The most worrying thing is that if the tone with the "meow" mouth fetish is a cute girl,This may be a cute point for her,But this weird mouth fetish comes from a boy who is nearly one meter eight tall and looks like a hooligan on the street corner,It can only make people feel weird, right?
"By the way, when will Tuyumen get rid of your weird mouth fetish?" Qing Gong sighed exaggeratedly, "Every time I close my eyes when you speak, I try to close my eyes and imagine your voice as a pitiful big-breasted cute girl, but every time I open my eyes, the frustration will only get worse." ”
"Hey, hey! Chu Chu poor cute girl or something.,It's a foul meow to talk about at this time! The young man known as Tuyumen suddenly shouted in a strange Kyushu accent, "I obviously care about you, but how can I be treated so unfairly?" ”
This young man with short blond hair and a strange Kyushu accent is also a classmate in the current class of the Qing Palace, named Tuyumen Yuanchun, and he is also a neighbor and friend of Shangjo and the Qing Palace, and he always likes to have a "meow" mouth fetish when he speaks, and he looks like a stupid student on the surface, but Qing Gong knows that he is not an ordinary student.
Qing Gong, who has memories of his previous life, knows that the true identity of the Earth Imperial Gate is the magician of the "Necessary Evil Church", a spy on the magic side of the city that infiltrated the city, and from another point of view, he is also a spy sent to the magic side of the school city. He was originally a fairly high-level onmyoji in Japan's native magic forces, and his use of magic was restricted after receiving superpower development, but it is still undeniable that he is a powerful character.
But Qing Gong doesn't care so much, he himself has the identity of the dark department, he only makes friends to see if this guy is pleasing to the eye, and he doesn't care about other things. In a way, he's just as stupid as the ones above.
Perhaps, stupid and stupid people will attract each other, right?
Wrong! I'm not stupid! The last article is!
"Ahh Uejo Dangma, who was dozing off by the window, couldn't help but sneeze again.
"Huh? Qing Palace is coming? Shangjo, who was sleeping in a daze, blinked his eyes and looked at Qing Gong, "Why is your spirit so bad?" ”
"I'm really okay with you guy sleeping like this?" Qing Gong rolled his eyes, "If you were chased for three whole streets yesterday by a girl who likes Bilibili discharge, you would be like this." ”
"Wow! Qing Palace, you will also be chased out of the three streets? ”
"Wow! Girls who like Bilibili discharge? ”
"...... focus is completely different, okay?" Qing Gong couldn't help but hug his head, trying to pretend not to know them.
The first to speak was naturally Tu Yumen, but the second voice was a guy with blue hair and earrings.
That guy is the squad leader of the Qing Palace's class, although the Qing Palace has always been curious about how he became the class leader, although in the Qing Palace's feelings, this guy is very strong, as for how strong it is, it is difficult for him to feel it if he has not fought just by feeling, because this guy has always been giggling and not in a proper shape, squinting his eyes every day, and even the Qing Palace has never seen him use his ability. The Qing Palace even suspected that he was the hidden six babies, but there was no evidence, and in the eyes of the Qing Palace, although most of the level 5 in the school city was not normal, it would not be such a pervert who had no discipline. At first, he was suspicious of this guy, but then he often forgot about it, and slowly he didn't pay much attention to it.
But his ability aside, his voice is indeed rough enough to take on this position (why is the squad leader loud?). ), a fake and shoddy Kansai accent has always wanted to pretend to be a Kansai person, and more importantly, he has an unimaginable tolerance for women, in his words, he doesn't "only" like little girls, but "even" likes little girls. And this point is considered by the Qing Palace Shangjo Tuyumen collective to be just a simple perversion.
"Oh, that's unfortunate!" Qing Gong deliberately imitated Kamijo's tone and sighed loudly, then walked up to Kamijo and patted Kamijo's back vigorously with his hand, "It's okay, I'm lucky to have you, I'm so lucky to meet you, you can suck all the bad luck away......."
"Get out of here, bastard! It's because of guys like you that I'm even more unlucky! Uejo was fried at the time, and his hair, which was originally a hedgehog head, exploded even more, and he looked more like a big hedgehog.
"Well, if you think about it carefully, you're still quite useful...... "Tu Yumen said casually.
"I don't want my godsister to wear a maid outfit to say that!"
"What about my sister!" When the guy in the late stage of Tuyumen heard this, he immediately stood up and retorted, "What about the maid outfit!" The maid outfit is a man's righteous meow! Watching girls wear maid outfits is a man's sacrosanct right to meow! ”
"Cut!" At the same time, Kiyomiya and Kamijo expressed disdain for the hopeless sister control declaration of the Tuyumen.
"Spicy chicken!" Unexpectedly, the blue-haired earrings also said disdainfully, "I didn't expect you to be only satisfied with the maid in Tuyumen, it's too pediatric, my tolerance for women is very wide, not only sister-controlled, I'm a godsister, a godsister, a godmother, a daughter, a widow, a sister, a classmate, a female teacher, a childhood sweetheart, a daughter, a blonde, a black hair, a brown hair, a silver hair, long hair, a short hair, a clear soup, a noodle, a straight curly hair, a perm, a double ponytail, a single ponytail, a double braid, a single braid, a wavy hair, a sailor suit, a suit, a uniform, a sportswear, a judo suit, a bow suit, a nanny, a nurse, a maid, a policewoman, a witch, a nun, a military secretary, Lori Zhengtai, a cheerleader, a flight attendant, a waitress, a black goth, a white goth, a sick girl, a sick girl, a beautiful girl, a white goth, a sick girl, a beautiful girl, a lady, a princess, a lady, a lady, a woman, a woman, a man, a woman, a man, glasses, an eye patch, a bandage, a school's swimsuit, a one-piece swimsuit, a bikini, a V-shaped swimsuit, a string swimsuit, a monster, a ghost, a beast earGirls and other men who control everything! Oh hehehehe......" After saying that, the blue-haired earrings also let out a queenly laugh, but with his rough voice, it can only make the goosebumps on people's bodies thicker.
“.…..” At this time, even the earth royal gate was shocked, and he suddenly felt that his level was not high enough.
How did I know such idiots as them? Qing Gong couldn't bear to look at it directly, and covered his face.
"Regardless of how perverted your weird declaration is," he couldn't bear it anymore, "one of them is obviously not a woman, right?" Even Zhengtai you have to control, how perverted are you? Are you really a creature living in a two-dimensional being? ”
"Hey, hey, blue-haired earrings, it doesn't matter if you're done with your perverted manifesto or not," At this moment, a childish voice came from the classroom door, and then, a little girl with short pink hair walked into the classroom, "However, now that the class has to start, if you continue, I will throw you out, teacher!" ”
"Yes! Teacher Moe! Unexpectedly, after hearing this, the blue-haired earrings instantly showed a trace of bright light in their eyes, as if they saw their own beliefs, "I'll shut up immediately!" ”
"...... this is the perverted and terrible thing about Lolicon, right?" Qing Gong couldn't help but complain.
"Although Xiao Qinggong's voice is very small, I can hear it, teacher! Although you really don't have to go to class, but,"On the podium,Standing on the podium, Teacher Xiaomeng who can only show one head on the podium table looked at Qing Gong with a smile and said,"If you don't want to be the first level 5 in the school city to be punished by the teacher for running laps in the playground,,Just be obedient!" ”
"I see, Teacher Meng!" Qing Gong's face immediately became serious, and he stood up and bowed deeply to Teacher Xiaomeng at a standard ninety-degree angle, "Please let me go to class!" ”
Seeing this, Teacher Xiaomeng nodded with satisfaction.
"Oh, that's right," Teacher Xiaomeng, who was just about to start class, turned her head and looked at the students below seriously, "This semester's physical examination will be held in mid-June, so everyone should be ready by then!" ”
Physical exam?
Really...... Familiar.
But...... There's still more than two months to go, so it's too early to say, right?
"Don't worry," Teacher Xiaomeng smiled and looked at the puzzled people below, "The days will pass quickly." ”