Chapter 445: I always feel like I'm being persecuted
Just looking at the beginning, this movie seems to be a martial arts drama, and it is both the Seven Wounds Fist and the Axe Gang.
But it wasn't until Chun Thirty Niang turned into a spider that everyone came back to their senses, yes, this movie seems to be called Journey to the West, there are too many funny places in front, and I almost forgot the name of the movie with a smile.
After looking down, I found plots such as Grape Ancestor and Invisibility Talisman.
The foot pedal extinguished the fire, which naturally caused a burst of laughter. Even if it is not an ordinary audience this time, the smile is still good.
In the private room, Song Yunwu glanced at Ximen Qing thoughtfully.
In fact, when she first painted it, she was thinking, Ximen Qing shouted that she had lost the dragon all day long, was it because of this resentment that such a plot was made.
It's a little crispy, but it still works, it's better than nothing.
Isn't this "no" talking about Simon's love?
Further down, when I saw that Chun Thirty Niang forcibly asked the second master to call herself a wet nurse, this idea was even stronger.
How much does this woman have a grudge against a man? 】
"Huh? What do you think I'm doing? Ximen Qing, who didn't know that Song Yunwu had overdone it, suddenly turned around, "You still secretly watched me when you watched the movie, how much do you love me?" It's the same as a little girl who is just starting to fall in love. ”
"Die." Song Yunwu rolled his eyes, this idiot zombie's brain was not normal in the first place, and it was understandable to come up with this kind of plot.
The movie theater couldn't stop laughing, everyone thought it would be a mythological film, but it turned out that the myth was a myth, but they didn't expect it to be such a funny movie. I really don't know how I came up with these jokes, is the creator a genius?
The reporters who were originally unimpressed were staring at the movie screen one by one with wide eyes, for fear of missing any paragraph. Others are watching funny, but out of professional habits, they are looking for where to write news.
In the end, when the Supreme Treasure made a mistake and went back to 500 years ago to encounter the Pansi Great Immortal and obtain three moles, those who had a heart reacted to it, and the foreshadowing of finding three moles at the beginning of the film was actually collected here!
And when Supreme Treasure took out the demon mirror and saw the monkey in the mirror, and at the same time the background music ("Little Knife Club" overture) sounded, a passionate suona like a war song woke everyone up.
Ah, by the way, this is Journey to the West! Forgot again!
The movie's viewing experience is different, the movie creator saw the plot of "Journey to the West", saw the text density of its lines and various plot reversals, and the slightly layman saw its funny, while some music practitioners recalled the episode when Bai Jingjing asked Sun Wukong in front of the Water Curtain Cave why he didn't marry him and the last suona sound that stopped abruptly.
Just when everyone forgot the time and waited for the follow-up plot, a text jumped out.
"Journey to the West: Moonlight Treasure Box (Upper Part), End"
"Journey to the West: Cinderella" (Part II) will be released on August 2."
"Damn! There are still upper and lower parts of this movie!? I don't know who it was, but I cried out.
In fact, many people present also had the same idea, and it was refreshing to see it, but they were told that the following was gone, and if you want to see it, wait until next month.
Who can stand this!? A lot of the plots I care about haven't been explained yet.
Will Supreme Treasure end up becoming Monkey King? Can he go back and find Bai Jingjing? What is the relationship between him and Pansi Daxian?
After all, shouldn't Pansi Daxian be the spider spirit of Chun Thirty Niang? Who is this woman with a mule? Is there this monster in "Journey to the West"?
"The dance teacher's mistake of breaking the chapter is committed again, I thought they would just draw comics and break the chapter, and occasionally they are eunuchs, but I didn't expect to come to this hand after the whole movie, I really can't stand it."
"Grass! Grass in every sense of the word! I'm going to turn dark, how can I break off in this place? Ahh ”
"I was wrong, I shouldn't have come to this premiere in the first place, and I guess I won't be able to sleep when I go back today."
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A group of people chattered, but did not notice that some of the reporters had quietly broken away from the crowd and rushed back to their cars as if they were loaded with dog legs.
They all want to hurry up and write a report on their viewing experience and grab the headlines.
This movie can be popular nine out of nine, how can this kind of hot spot not rub it off!
Ximen Qing reminded the producer before that except for a small number of relevant personnel, most of the moviegoers invited this time are post-80s, and there are very few audiences in the 60s and 70s.
Because she knows that young people are more receptive to this kind of spoof adaptation, and older people will only be disgusted when they watch it.
At the beginning of the release of "Journey to the West", it was rated as a bad movie by those people, so naturally there is no need to invite.
Although the two worlds may be different, this is a precaution to be on the safe side.
After watching the movie, Simon Love and his party also went home.
In the car, Lu Xiaomo said to Jiang Shuyun: "Why did you keep staring at my ears when the last Pansi Great Immortal came out with a mule?" ”
"Is there one? Illusion, haha, hahaha-" Jiang Shuyun laughed a few times, she was not a person who likes to laugh in the first place, and these few laughs are particularly fake.
Lu Xiaomo puffed out her mouth: "They are bullying me!" I'm a bunny-eared! Poison you! ”
"Haha, don't care about this kind of detail," Ximen Qing leaned over and touched her ear, "Anyway, it's all fluffy, it's very cute." ”
Lu Xiaomo narrowed her eyes: "But I always feel that I am persecuted." ”
"Delusion, it's an illusion," Simon said, "but I always thought that Chang'e's moon rabbit was white, why do you have brown ears?" ”
"I don't know, maybe it's a hare." Lu Xiaomo herself doesn't know why, myths and legends are more exaggerated than rumors, and the more they spread, the more outrageous they become, no one can imagine what will happen.
"Moon Rabbit? Hare? Moon hare? Ximen Qing immediately looked at Qin Yuyao.
The latter was extremely sensitive and vigilant: "Sister Ximen, what do you want to do?" ”
"No, it's nothing, I'm just wondering, you two are a Chang'e moon rabbit, will you have any special induction." Ximen Qing suddenly asked a question that he had wanted to ask for a long time.
Qin Yuyao and Lu Xiaomo glanced at each other, and then both shook their heads.
Myths are myths, evolutionaries are evolutionaries, and although the Godhead is projected onto people, their personalities are ultimately their own and will not have an impact.
If there is, it is a red flag, which means that the evolutionary may degenerate into a mad immortal.
Of course, feelings do not exist, but the superiors and subordinates of ability do. For example, Ximen Qing is very restrained from the two families of Fengbo and Yushi.
On the other side, Tang Xiaotang and Xiao Liang were still eating there with unfinished popcorn.