"What? What do you say? ”

Ye Ming plucked out his ears, and subconsciously felt that his ears seemed to have auditory hallucinations.

Could it be that the pressure of life has been too much recently, so that he has some evil thoughts?

The other party is still a Lori!

Ye Ming, what are you thinking!

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Ye Ming gave himself a slap in the face and forced himself to calm down.

Looking at Roy, he couldn't help but blink, quietly listening to the other party's words.

"A bite of my relatives! You can also have a mouth here or a mouth, big brother. ”

Roy stretched out his finger and pointed at the blown-up face, and then pointed to the fleshy Sakuraguchi, his face full of anticipation.

"Hehehehe, is this girl sick? It's all starting to talk nonsense. ”

Ye Ming couldn't help but reach out and touch Luo Yi's forehead.

It's strange, it's not hot, is there a problem with this girl's IQ?

Ahh

Ye Ming's gaze at Luo Yi gradually began to change, it was a caring look for the mentally handicapped.

Although Lori has three good, don't forget that Roy is a big guy.

The body is not delicate, and the waist looks very thin, but it is definitely not soft.

Push over? Hehe, the big guy can push him down with one finger.

This must be a trap set by the big guy, trying to trick the old man into the pit?

Hmph, think beautifully!

"People aren't sick, hey, big brother, what do you think that?"

Luo Yi pursed his lips, slapped Ye Ming's palm away, and then looked at Ye Ming's side and said with wide eyes as if he had suddenly discovered something new.

"Huh? What is it? ”

Ye Ming didn't doubt him, turned his head to look, and found that it was just a few wild birds passing by.

Turning his head helplessly, he just wanted to explain to Roy, but he didn't want the situation to change abruptly.

There was a cold, soft touch on his lips, as if he had eaten a sweet gummy.

And in front of him was Royi's pretty red face and a pair of trembling crescent moons.

"Hmm!"

Ye Ming's brain crashed instantly, and his thinking was blank.

What happened......

The first kiss he had for twenty-six years was actually picked up in the game, and this person is a Lori!

Say it's too late, then it's too fast.

When Ye Ming wanted to taste it carefully and collect some interest, Luo Yi had already pushed him away.

"Oops, people are so shy!"

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"I'm Nima!"

Ye Ming screamed and flew out of more than fifty meters, then fell to the ground, and then flipped and slid for more than fifty meters.

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Is this God's punishment for him?

What the hell are you shy to push Lao Tzu for, the old man is obviously the victim!

Ye Ming shook his head, tremblingly propped himself up, and stumbled a few steps before he could stand firm.

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A fresh breeze blows in your face.

Ye Ming only felt a flower in front of him, and when he saw it clearly, Luo Yi was already close in front of him.

Frightened, he hurriedly jumped back, his hands in front of his chest, and looked at Roy's eyes full of vigilance.

"You, what are you going to do!"

Ye Ming's voice had a hint of crying, he was so aggrieved, he had never seen such a bully.

Seeing Ye Ming like this, Luo Yi also felt a little embarrassed.

Not to mention that the exposed skin is completely red, and a pair of small hands don't know where to put it.

"That...... In fact, they are twenty years old, but they are just small, my dear, you will not dislike them. ”

Luo Yi held back for a long time before slowly speaking, but another fierce news broke out.

Twenty years old? Small?

Do you have some misunderstanding about being small!

But......

The other party seems to be a legitimate Loriye...... Hey, hey, hey......

Yebiye.

Wait, what a happy person he is!

And there seems to be something faintly wrong with this matter!

If he heard it right, didn't Roy call him dear just now?

When did this little girl learn these nonsense words!

You have to be a good Lori boss, and you will appear in time when the old man is in danger.

Save the old man from fire and water, at most the old man invites you to have a meal or something, isn't it?

Do you have to come up with something weird to satisfy the bad tastes of different readers?

What a spicy chicken author, no thanks for reporting!

Well...... Wrong! There's something strange about this!

After thinking about it, Ye Ming always felt that this matter was strange everywhere.

In my impression, although Luo Yi is a little naughty, he has always been an ignorant Lori image in front of everyone.

The point is that the demeanor does not look fake, and all of a sudden there is such a big change.

Someone must have done something to him, or some strange thing was told about it.

Thinking of this, he couldn't help but grab Luo Yi's shoulders, looked directly at the other party's big clear eyes, and said with a solemn face.

"Roy, tell me honestly, has anyone said something to you lately? Like, who taught you the word dear?"

"Huh? It's Luo Leshan, she told people that they should find a man they like when they become adults.

As long as you kiss each other, you have to call each other dear, and then there will be an extra baby in someone's belly, oops, people are so shy!"

Luo Yi covered his face with both hands, and when he said that, he couldn't help but slap Ye Ming again.

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"I'm Nima!"

Ye Ming had been paying attention to the other party's movements, and as soon as Luo Yi raised his hand, he jumped more than five meters away and narrowly escaped a catastrophe.

Loroshan!

It's this cheap woman again, and he felt that this woman looked at him unpleasantly before.

Now it's designed to make Roy a strange legal Lori!

In short, this beam is bigger!

This hatred is not shared, don't let the old man seize the opportunity!

"My dear, you don't want people, I heard that negative men are the most hateful, even if they are thrown into the poisonous wormhole for ten years, they will not be able to solve their hatred."

Luo Yi noticed the change in Ye Ming's face, and immediately thought of the negative man in Luo Leshan's mouth, and suddenly narrowed his eyes, and his eyes scanned back and forth on Ye Ming.

What the heck?

I was still calling the old man dear just now, why did he become a negative man in a blink of an eye?

And what is a poisonous wormhole? It doesn't sound like a good thing......

No, you can't let the other person continue to think like this.

Otherwise, with this person's temperament, maybe a person who is unhappy can take his dog's life with a slap in the hand.

Thinking of this, Ye Ming hurriedly smiled, like a big brother next door, rubbed Luo Yi's little head and said.

"How could I be a bad man, that ...... Luo Yi, if you think about who Luo Leshan is, she must have lied to you. ”

"Impossible, even if Luo Leshan's slut dares to deceive people, Yang Di will not lie!

And people also asked Tuanzi and Yu Chenghuan, they definitely don't dare to deceive others, dear, do you want to be a negative man? ”

Luo Yi pursed his lips and looked at Ye Ming quietly, feeling more and more that this man was getting closer and closer to the legendary negative man.

Ye Ming was speechless for a while, what is going on.

You look at these people you asked, a slut who didn't have a good heart.

An emotional idiot, two fools with bad heads.

But it was impossible to get him to succumb so easily, so he decided to make a last-ditch effort.

"Uh...... Roy. ”

"Call people dear!"

Luo Yi crossed his hands on his hips, and his momentum was menacing.

"Dear...... My dear, let's discuss, you see that I have thin arms and thin legs, not to mention my strength, and my brain is still stupid.

Or...... If you think about it, Brother Hei or Brother Muscular, or Brother Shui, they are not only strong in martial arts, but they are witty and brave.

In short, no matter who is more suitable than me and you. ”

Ye Ming wiped a handful of cold sweat, tried his best to belittle himself, and promoted several other men by the way.

Although it seems to be a bit of a conscience

But the dead friends don't die the poor way!

The brothers couldn't help it.

"Ugly refusal! You are the only one who knows you who is pleasing to the eye.

And people have already kissed you and conceived you to have a baby, if you dare not be responsible.

Hmph, they're going to slap you to death right now!"

While Luo Yi spoke, a cold glint flashed in his eyes, and the whole person exuded boundless might.

What the hell am I ......

Should we be happy or should we be distressed?

If being handsome is also a mistake, then he is already wrong.

Sure enough, it is a good reincarnation of heaven, who will be spared by the sky!

It seems that he can't get rid of this legal Lori......

Bad fate!

At the moment, it seems that I can only temporarily make a fuss with each other, and when I find an opportunity in the future, I can explain to each other how to get along with each other.

Thinking of this, Ye Ming could only say with a smile.

"Okay...... But I can tell you......"

"It's dear~"

When Luo Yi saw Ye Ming admit himself, he immediately smiled, grabbed Ye Ming's arm, and almost pulled him to his head.

"Dear...... My dear, what is that, although we have become this kind of relationship, it is inconvenient for these private matters to be revealed to outsiders.

Therefore, if there are outsiders, it is better for us to maintain the same relationship as before. ”

Ye Ming raised his hand and wiped a handful of cold sweat, and said slowly.

At the same time, I greeted Luo Leshan's ancestors for eighteen generations in my heart.

It's not over! But Luo Leshan, you slut is absolutely finished!

"Huh? Isn't it inconvenient to disclose this kind of thing to others?

People know~

But, my dear, what's the name of our baby?

How is Ye Yiyi? You have a surname, someone's name, and the baby will definitely be very happy. ”

Luo Yi tilted his head, his mind had already wandered out of the world, as if he had seen a happy picture of a family of three.

"Ah...... It's up to you.

By the way, if you talked to Jin Lao about something before, you can tell me, right?"

Ye Ming looked like he had been completely broken at this time, what the hell was going on!

Of course, there are benefits, after all, the relationship with Roy has become closer, and there will be one more hole card in the future.

If you go out and pretend to be forced again in the future, you will have more confidence to speak.

"Oh, I almost forgot.

My dear, Jin Lao said that you are too capable, and his temple here is too small to accommodate your big Buddha, so I specially approved you to graduate early.

You can move on to the next step before the others. ”

Luo Yi lightly covered his cherry mouth, and then said slowly with a proud face.

"What? I've graduated?"

Ye Ming opened his mouth wide and let out a voice of surprise.

The old man has only been in school for a day, is it good!

No, it's half a day, and you want to take the old man away before you learn the skills?

Of course, it's not a big deal in terms of skills, if you just graduate from this academy, you will just learn a set of basic bodyguard skills.

It's just that at this level, even if he buys a set of tutorials online and learns by himself, he can easily complete it.

But what the hell is this special approval, it's obviously a plague god!

Ye Ming smiled bitterly and looked at Luo Yi, who was happy beside him.

What did you tell that old man!

Why did he vaguely feel that this was not a good thing, but a huge pit from the sky?