Xu Ruoxue, it was Xu Ruoxue!

At this moment, the little Taoist priest only thought of four words: catch the rape in bed!

Two more words come to mind: dead!

It's dead, it's miserable, it's over!

"Zheng", the Blood Sea Sword unexpectedly rested on the neck of the little Taoist, Xu Ruoxue said in a trembling voice: "Okay, very good, you are so good!" ”

The little Taoist priest was so frightened that he was at a critical juncture, but for some reason, inexplicably, he said in a trembling voice: "Madam, you can't beat your husband!" ”

Xu Ruoxue desperately squeezed out a smile: "Yes, how can I beat my husband." ”

She smiled: "My husband is so liked by women, what should I do if I run away?" Am I not an outcast? ”

She smiled softly: "Husband, I won't beat you. It's just that in the past six months, you have been practicing Taoism all day long, and your swordsmanship has been lost. Today's wind and sun are beautiful, please accompany Ruoxue to practice swordsmanship. ”

I'll go! The little Taoist priest's face was so bitter that it seemed to be dripping: "Madam, it's the middle of the night, where is the wind and sunshine." If you don't know the day, I'll accompany Ruoxue to practice hard tomorrow. ”

Xu Ruoxue gritted her teeth and smiled: "Husband, you say, is it okay?" ”

Feeling the blood sea sword on his neck, he couldn't help but tremble, and let out bursts of soft sounds, how dare the little Taoist rebel go against Xu Ruoxue's intentions.

He only smiled bitterly: "Of course not." ”

"Please also ask Madame to be merciful, you must be merciful, you must be merciful!"

So in the dark courtyard, there was a crackling sound, which was mixed with the screams of a man from time to time.

Half an hour later.

The little Taoist priest was naked, lying on the bed, Rou'er was teeping eyes, and was giving him medicine.

Rou'er cried: "Really, it's so ruthless, this bad woman, it's hateful!" The slave will not spare her. ”

I'm going, this is going to be a fire in the backyard? No, it's not his pond fish that will be in a hurry.

The little Taoist priest then weakly explained: "This, Ruoxue, she is practicing swords with me. The Taoist brother's swordsmanship is not good, he was defeated by her hands, and he should be injured. ”

Rou'er was angry: "Hmph, the Taoist brother is still talking for that bad woman." Practicing swords, what kind of sword is this practice? I've practiced so many times before, how have you ever been injured? She just found an excuse to beat her Taoist brother. ”

The little Taoist priest smiled bitterly: "With your sister Ruoxue's temper, catch her husband and rape her in bed, and don't cut her throat with a sword, that is already true love." If you don't have a light breeze, that's really kindness. Now that she beats her husband, she has to go to great lengths to find an excuse, hey, this is really, I am moved! ”

Rou'er said angrily: "No, no, no!" No matter how big a mistake the husband makes, it's okay to scold a few words, but you can do it, hum, is this Gang Lun often necessary? ”

The more she talked, the more angry she became, and Rou'er said angrily: "Brother Daoist, according to the meaning of the slave, you have to divorce that bad woman." ”

The little Taoist priest was taken aback: "Baby Rou'er, don't talk nonsense, let Ruoxue know, then I don't know how much trouble it will make." ”

Seeing that he refused, Rou'er was extremely angry, and choked up: "Brother Bad Daoist, Brother Stinky Daoist, you know to protect that woman, you don't listen to Rou'er, you protect that woman in everything." ”

She cried: "What's wrong with divorce her." Anyway, there is a Ruoxue sister, and you can hold a Qingyan sister in your arms, anyway, whoever comes, I will be a sister! ”

Speaking of this, Rou'er cried and threw away the porcelain vase in her hand: "Ignore you, brother bad Taoist, you made Rou'er sad." ”

After saying that, Rou'er didn't say a word, turned into light smoke and got into the ghost bead. The hand that the little Taoist priest took away immediately froze in the air.

I'll go! Now it's okay, the two ladies are offended.

Hey, no one even took the medicine.

Feeling the heat on his body, the little Taoist priest's heart moved, and he called out concentratingly: "Qingyan, Qingyan." ”

The previous ecstatic kiss, in the eyes of the little Taoist, this is a kiss of love. Now that they have made up their minds, at this time, there is naturally no need to be polite. The wound on his back, I really can't reach it!

But Liu Qingyan ignored him.

After calling more than a dozen times, Liu Qingyan still ignored him.

Gritting his teeth, the little Taoist priest shouted, "Kiss Qingyan." ”

This shout, a sudden sound sounded in his mind, shocking, crying ghosts and gods: "Get out!" ”

This sound exploded violently, and the little Taoist priest lying on the bed was frightened and jumped under the bed. Feeling Liu Qingyan's anger that wanted to burn the heavens and the earth, he was stunned for a moment, and said with a wry smile: "Qingyan, it's my fault, I'm wrong, you have to rest." ”

Lying back on the bed, the little Taoist priest smiled bitterly: Hey, it was still beautiful and infinite before. If it weren't for Liu Qingyan's concentration being too poor, she would have been able to smash Huanglong and simply take her innocence, what kind of ecstasy?

But at this moment, yes, the three women were offended by themselves.

Hey, why do you have such ups and downs in this life?

In the next few days, the three girls seemed to make an appointment one by one, and they didn't pay attention to the little Taoist.

There are more than three daughters. I don't know who I heard crying, and the Xuan Xian Fairy no longer paid attention to the little Taoist. And Wu Xuan Zhenren has always sung about her husband and wife, and even with it, she didn't have a good face. So in the Xuanxian Valley, the little Taoist priest became completely alone, alone, and very pitiful and miserable.

Half a month later, the little Taoist priest who couldn't stand it entered Xu Ruoxue's room in the dark, risking being made light by the Blood Sea Sword, for the first time in his life, he came, and the overlord made a bow!

Xu Ruoxue naturally resisted fiercely.

The little Taoist priest thought that the best result for his cowardice was to be treated as a human flesh sandbag, and after being beaten violently, he was thrown out of the window fiercely. But he never dreamed of it, and he couldn't believe it at all, but in the end, he succeeded!

I'll go!

When a woman softened her body, she naturally softened her heart, so starting from Xu Ruoxue, everything returned to normal.

Except for Yoo Qingyan. This unparalleled talented woman is still shy and refuses to show up. Looking at that frame, it seems that you can be endlessly shy.

Half a month later.

At night, the little Taoist priest was teasing Rou'er, and suddenly there was a knock on the door, and Wu Xuan Zhenren shouted outside the door, "Tianyizi"

Rou'er, who was already charming and silky, was ready to use her divine skills, and immediately turned into light smoke and hid in the ghost beads.

The little Taoist priest sighed, suppressed the heat in his heart, and opened the door.

After inviting Wuxuan Zhenren to sit down, the little Taoist priest asked, "Uncle Shi came to visit late at night, I don't know what is important?" ”

Isn't there something to say tomorrow? Really, bad guys, good things.

Wu Xuan Zhenren said: "Tianyizi, you will go out of the valley tomorrow." ”

Yes! The little Taoist priest was shocked, and the remaining desires in his heart immediately disappeared: "Uncle Shi, what's wrong?" What happened? ”

Wu Xuan Zhenren wanted to speak and stopped, and finally sighed: "Your Xuan Immortal Uncle's body is in trouble again, and I really don't have time to take care of you anymore." ”

The little Taoist priest said: "In this case, we should not leave. If there is anything you want me to do, please tell me directly. ”

Wu Xuan Zhenren shook his head: "Tianyizi, I understand your kindness." But your uncle's situation is really special, and you can't help much. ”

In this case, the little Taoist priest could only say: "Okay, uncle, I will go out of the valley tomorrow." ”

"Xuanxian Valley is not far from Lin'an, if there is anything you want me to serve, Uncle Shi can send someone to send a letter."

Wu Xuan Zhenren nodded: "Okay." ”

After saying this, Wu Xuan Zhenren refused to stay longer, and immediately left.

When the little Taoist priest saw this, he was even more worried in his heart.

On the second day, the little Taoist priest and Xu Ruoxue went to resign, but saw that there was no one in the bamboo house, so the two could only leave by themselves. A few days later, he returned to Lin'an.

After entering Lin'an, the little Taoist priest was excited. I haven't returned for half a year, I don't know how Qiu Mutou is? After so long without any news, did he think he was dead?

Quietly entered the Taiqing Courtyard, and saw Qiu Mutou squatting on the ground drawing something, the little Taoist priest was childlike for a while, jumped over, and shouted: "Ah! ”

Qiu Mutou raised his head calmly, glanced at him lightly, and called out softly, "Immortal Chief", then lowered his head and continued to busy himself.

Seeing this, Xu Ruoxue pursed her lips and smiled.

I'll go! The little Taoist priest was depressed.

He covered Qiu Mutou's eyes with his hand, and asked Zhengse, "Mu, are you surprised to see me?" ”

Wood nodded.

"I don't know my life or death for half a year, are you worried?"

Wood nodded again.

"Since you're worried and surprised, you haven't said anything else?"

Wood thought for a moment, and finally spoke, "Hello." ”

Beads of sweat flowed down the little Taoist's forehead. Yes! was completely defeated by this log.

Xu Ruoxue couldn't help but laugh.

Hearing the sound in the front yard, Dianxia and Diancui ran out, and when they saw the two, they screamed, hugged each other, and cried and laughed for a while.

That's right, that's the reaction it should be, the little Taoist priest thought proudly.

Xu Ruoxue opened her hands, and the two little girls were like milk swallows throwing rings, one left and one right snuggled in her arms. Take her hand and ask non-stop.

The little Taoist priest looked at it with envy in his heart, and I want to hug it too.

After settling down, the little Taoist priest asked, "Dianxia, didn't I send you two back to the Taiwei Mansion?" ”

Dianxia replied: "Lord Taiwei called me two of us, and I will come to Taiqing Mansion every other day to see if the immortal chief has returned?" The immortal chief didn't see it, but he saw the wood, so the two of us said goodbye to Lord Taiwei and moved back to the mansion. ”

"In the past six months, how are you doing?"

"Yes, that's good. And the best thing is, this piece of wood makes a lot of money, really, really a lot of money. ”

As he spoke, Dianxia and Diancui hurriedly took out a wooden box from the room, opened it and saw that it was full of gold and silver ingots.

Dian Xia said happily: "It's all ingots." Copper coins take up too much space, and we don't take them. ”

"Dian Cui and I have to count it every day, there are a total of twenty-three gold ingots and thirty-seven silver ingots, and this wooden box can't fit down."

So much, the little Taoist priest was taken aback, and he praised: "Tut, wood, your ability to make money is really amazing!" ”

Diancui nodded wildly: "Yes!" This piece of wood is now famous in Lin'an City, and those rich and noble people are all vying to invite him to see feng shui. ”

Speaking of this, Dian Cui wrinkled his little nose and said, "It's this log, sometimes I go, sometimes I don't want to go." It's all money, so much money. What a stupid piece of wood. ”

"I don't make any money in my hand, stupid wood!"