So here's the problem.

How to sell moe?

Huh?

Ximen Qing said that he was a pure man, although he lost the dragon, but he couldn't be a monster without a bottom line.

"Hmm...... This professional question really has to be asked by a professional. ”

So she went to Fengyuxuan and found Qin Yuyao, who was painting the second part of "JOJO...... What is it? ”

"Huh? Why is this question asking me? Qin Yuyao was puzzled, "Shouldn't you think back to the children in your usual class?" Or maybe ask the little girl? ”

"It's useless to ask the little girl, her cuteness is innate, and she can't learn to sell cuteness invisibly, as for that group of little pots...... "Ximen Qing smiled, "Laymen may think it's cute, I think they're a group of bear children now, and they can't be cute at all." ”

Qin Yuyao complained: "Kindergarten teacher is obviously such a loving profession, how come all your illusions are shattered." ”

She vaguely remembered that when she resigned from kindergarten, Ximenqing's poisonous chicken soup accounted for 90% of the role.

"That's the case," Ximen Qing sat on her bed and complained, "Do you think that the kindergarten teacher is just taking the children every day?" If it doesn't exist, it's really troublesome for that group of things to force leaders, and they will come down to review at every turn, open classes today, and visit exhibitions tomorrow...... At least two or three times as much energy is spent on them as it is on children. ”

Hearing her say this, Qin Yuyao, who had only been an intern teacher for a few days, couldn't help but feel happy: "It seems that I was right to choose to resign at the beginning." ”

"Isn't it?" Simon said, "That group of giant babies is nothing to do, and they will find something to do for the people below at every turn, if it weren't for that group of lovely wives, I would have resigned a long time ago." ”

"Uh-huh, uh-huh?" Qin Yuyao originally nodded in agreement, but suddenly she felt as if she had heard something terrible, "Sister, what did you just say?" ”

"I said that the leaders are all giant babies, what's wrong?"

"No, I think I heard what you think about the ladies."

When Simon heard this, his expression suddenly became "funny": "Hehe, you don't want to think about it, all the children in our kindergarten are rich families, how many ugly wives can those men beg?" And they are all so moisturized, tsk, just looking at it is eye-catching. ”

Qin Yuyao sighed: "Sister Ximen, if you weren't so beautiful, what you said was actually very obscene, do you know?" ”

"I ...... My dragon is gone, don't you allow me to be obscene? Ximen Qing said aggrievedly, "I used to be very innocent, but it wasn't until I lost the big dragon that I suddenly realized that it hadn't opened meat yet, I'm sorry for it......"

As soon as he thought of his big dragon, Ximen Qing suddenly felt sad in his heart, and threw himself into Qin Yuyao's arms and cried.

Qin Yuyao was also helpless. Ximen Qing, who always fantasizes that he is a man, is well known to everyone in Xiliang Demon Village, and at this time, he can only try to comfort and comfort her.

She touched Simon's soft hair, but something felt wrong when she touched it.

Hey? Why did a hand reach into his sweater, as if he was still going to drill into his underwear?

Qin Yuyao suddenly realized, she immediately wanted to stop it, but one of her hands was pressed by Ximen Qing, and the angle of the other hand was not right, and she couldn't use her strength at all. Seeing that Ximen Qing drove straight into the top and was about to reach the top, she had an idea and changed into nine tails. The nine fox tails wrapped around Ximenqing's hands like tentacles and pulled them apart, shattering Ximenqing's conspiracy.

"Sister Ximen, I'll tell Sister Yunwu if you do this again."

Hearing this threat, Ximen Qing had no choice but to withdraw his hand stupidly: "If you touch it, you won't lose a piece of meat, anyway, you will all be my people sooner or later, so why are you so shy." ”

"How did I become yours sooner or later?" Qin Yuyao couldn't cry or laugh.

Simon is so weird that sometimes she feels like a child.

"Don't care about this kind of detail," Simon Qing said casually, "You haven't told me how to sell cute, a cute girl like you will definitely master one or two kinds of cute skills." ”

"I really can't," Qin Yuyao shook her head, and suddenly remembered something, "Wait a minute, I know someone will, I'll help you ask." ”

As she spoke, she picked up her mobile phone and opened WeChat, and contacted her best friend who had not been in touch for a long time.

"Huh?" It was precisely because she opened WeChat that Qin Yuyao found that the conversation between herself and Liang Xinyue had an extra paragraph out of thin air, "When did we talk about this?" And the tone ......"

She immediately turned her head to look at Ximen Qing.

Simon's head shook like a ghost animal video: "It's not that I'm not me, it's definitely not me." ”

"I haven't even said it, so you know what I'm going to ask?"

"Uh......" Simon stuck out his tongue, "Hey." ”

Qin Yuyao didn't bother to bother with her, and sent a message directly.

Wind and rain: Xiaoyue, how to sell cuteness on Weibo?

……

The other side.

Liang Xinyue was knocking on the door: "Salted fish is big, open the door quickly, I know you are inside, open the door." ”

Such a big movement provoked a family next door to open the door and come out to check.

Syllable!

The door was opened, and Xie Yu dragged Liang Xinyue in.

"Oh, don't be so rude, it's better to be gentle." Liang Xinyue said pitifully.

In front of her, Xie Yuzheng looked at her impatiently: "What are you going to do, haven't I updated it all these days, why are you still here?" ”

"I made you lunch." Liang Xinyue held up the lunch box in her hand and said.

"I've had takeout."

"What's delicious about takeout, I'm a handmade bento."

Xie Yu opened it and looked at it, and his face became a little strange: "Aren't you the yellow stewed chicken of XX Ji?" I've just eaten an identical portion, what kind of handmade bento it is. ”

"I put them in the lunch box by hand, isn't it handmade?" Liang Xinyue didn't have the embarrassment of being exposed at all, and said confidently, "Isn't the handmade chocolate on Valentine's Day also bought ready-made chocolate and then melted and re-molded?" ”

"Yes...... Is it? Xie Yu suddenly thought of a sad fact, "I have never received chocolates. ”

"Then I'll be your first time! I'm definitely going to send you this Valentine's Day! Liang Xinyue was overjoyed, and suddenly her mobile phone rang, "Wait a minute." ”

She took it and said, "Huh? Xiao Yaoyao actually wants to learn to sell cute? ”

So she quickly typed a line of words on the touch screen with both hands: "Isn't that simple?" Beauty sells cuteness, you only need to show your breasts, this is common sense, right? ”