Episode 9: Braised pork ribs
Are you so lucky? This system is a wishing machine. But where did such a strong ability come from, it's too unclear to hang up!
However, Li Wusheng still didn't bother to pursue these things, he was annoyed, so he asked without hesitation, "How many points?" ”
"Well, it depends on the difficulty of the production, the host, you said the requirements yourself."
Li Wusheng thought for a moment, "Just make a pork rib that makes the dog dumb, don't be dumb immediately, just 1,000 sounds, and if you scream 1,000 times, you will be dumb." ”
This request is very reasonable, Li Wusheng didn't want to feed the dog and poisoned it, otherwise the suspicion would be too obvious.
As for why 1000 down...... He also wanted to earn some more Yang Sisi's resentment points.
"It's simple, just deduct 800 points, are you sure?"
"Sure."
"Okay, now there are 37 points left in the balance."
Five minutes later, Li Wusheng saw a piece of hot braised pork ribs in his mind.
"Poison ribs are stored in the inventory and can be retrieved at any time."
Li Wusheng got out of bed and turned on the light, took a plastic bag and put it in the palm of his hand, "Extract." ”
Braised pork ribs.
Li Wusheng looked at the fragrant braised pork ribs in his palms, and felt a little hungry again.
Can you really become dumb if you eat it?
To do it or not to do it?
Li Wusheng didn't hesitate at all, went out with the ribs, and threw the ribs in front of the big yellow dog.
The big yellow dog looked at Li Wusheng in a daze for a long time, and suddenly burst into tears and was grateful.
Finally someone who understands me!
Immediately open your mouth and swallow the ribs into your mouth.
As a result, Li Wusheng also followed suit, see how long you can get stuck.
As a result, the big yellow dog didn't bark at all after eating the ribs, squinted his eyes and began to sleep on the ground.
I'm going to ......
Li Wusheng was a little stunned, this feeling was indescribable.
Not to mention whether I saw this dog dumb or not, it was very unpleasant just to feel that I was not being treated for cooking for nothing.
The dog looked cold, as if I owed it this rib......
There is a saying that dogs look down on people, and sure enough, they don't take me seriously with the landlord.
At this time, Li Wusheng was angry when he saw that the big yellow dog was about to fall asleep, "Hey, wake up." ”
"Resentment from Rhubarb, +5."
Rhubarb lazily raised his eyelids and glanced at it, why didn't this tenant leave.
Li Wusheng was also stunned, even a dog can scare him?
At this time, I can't sleep even more, I always feel that it is reassuring to let it be called, at least I can earn Yang Sisi's resentment, right?
"Rhubarb, let me ask you, what is 1000-7?" Li Wusheng asked leisurely.
The big yellow dog rolled his eyes consciously and barked a few times, trying to send him away.
Then Li Wusheng looked at the income record, the resentment from Yang Sisi +10, +10, +10......
Li Wusheng saw that Rhubarb was about to sleep again, kicked it again and asked, "What is 1000-7?" ”
Rhubarb suddenly had a toothache...... The weasel didn't have a good heart to greet the chicken, and always felt that there was a routine behind this person.
So the rhubarb was dumb.
"You call me so much!" Li Wusheng threw a stone at it and smashed it.
Rhubarb immediately became angry and cried out.
Resentment from Yang Sisi +10, +10, +10......
At this time, someone nearby finally couldn't help but open the window and scold. As a result, one person scolded, everyone followed, and even the landlord in the next building scolded together.
Li Wusheng didn't feel at all for this group of people, and he usually swallowed his anger one by one, and when he saw that someone came out, he rose up in groups.
Seeing that Rhubarb was screamed more fiercely by everyone, Li Wusheng was completely happy, and leisurely flashed back to the room.
The more noisy it got outside, the landlord also came out to scold, and the scolded rhubarb suddenly became more fierce.
At this time, Li Wusheng liked rhubarb a little, so this product was a resentment value generator.
Quiet, this word is a luxury for the people here.
In the end, no one could make the dog stop, and the landlord was angry, so he picked up the slippers and beat them, and the more he beat the dog, the more fierce he became.
But Li Wusheng followed the counting with great interest, and fell asleep happily after counting.
Early the next morning, Li Wusheng went out in full spirit.
Then he saw the big yellow dog lying on the ground and whining at him.
At this time, the other tenants were also a little puzzled, they thought that the dog was afraid of being hit and autistic.
Li Wusheng walked over and glanced at the big yellow dog, and nodded with satisfaction, "This dog is really good." ”
And then walked away.
"Resentment from Rhubarb, +30."
The sun was very good this day, Li Wusheng thought about it for a while, it was good to go out early in the morning, and then come back to sleep after slipping away, this day was simply over.
Thinking of this, Li Wusheng smiled, he has been tossing a lot in the past few years, he has never had this kind of leisure to go out for a walk, as a young man, he walks around like an old man on weekdays, it is like retiring.
The world is impermanent, I'm afraid he never thought that he would be like this a year ago, but what will the future be? Let's take one step at a time, and we have to see how to spend the 2,000 resentment points I received last night.
As I walked, I saw a group of old people happily playing Tai Chi in the park, so I looked at it curiously, and then I saw the old people waving and cutting watermelons with a clear eye.
Li Wusheng has long heard of Tai Chi to cultivate his body, he has been tired from work and overindulgence in the past few years, and has accumulated a body of illness, soreness in his waist and knees, insomnia and palpitations, and many mental illnesses, and he wants to slowly recover.
Look at these old people who are in good spirits and have bright eyes, but they are sick seedlings in comparison.
"Is this really that good?" Li Wusheng went over to ask while the old people were resting.
"Okay, you'll know when you hit it!" The old people smiled at Li Wusheng with red faces.
Li Wusheng was a little curious about why these old people were so happy, so he sat aside in a daze and continued to watch.
Madoka said disdainfully, "Host, you don't save people and you spend your time here!" ”
"I've got something to do."
"Wool is down to business, I see you're making soy sauce here!"
Li Wusheng didn't bother to pay attention to her, got up and stood behind the old man's queue, and followed the comparison.
The old people were not angry, but thought it was funny, and after a while, an old man came to teach him by hand.
After playing a set of Tai Chi, his body and mind were comfortable, his body was full of sweat, his breathing was full and powerful, and his waist and back were not counted, Li Wusheng felt that he was magical, and he just wanted to say goodbye, go home and take a bath and sleep.
At this time, I saw a line of words pop up in my mind, "The mindfulness value has been completely restored." ”
Madoka wondered, "What did I think you were doing......
Li Wusheng is happy, the righteous thoughts are full, go home and sleep, and then go to resurrect people in the afternoon to make money.
At the moment, Li Wusheng is very happy. After he finished Tai Chi, he was a bit of a sage mode, and he felt that there was no need to go to the Internet café at night, so it was better to go to bed early.
And he found that he didn't need resentment to get by.
After all, I poisoned a dog at the beginning, and if I really want to go on like this, I don't know how many people will be poisoned in the future.
"Resentment from Yang Sisi, +10......"
Hehe, Li Wusheng can be regarded as having served this girl, so resentful. But what happened?
As a result, when I returned to the community, I smelled the aroma of braised pork.
Who's running a big meat restaurant, so free on weekdays?
As a result, when I returned to the door, I found that the fragrance was stronger, and it turned out to be the landlord's house. The landlord was really idle.
Wrong.
Li Wusheng looked at the rhubarb again, and it was gone.