Chapter 195: Has Happy Sister also reached the age of spring heart overflowing?
After Wei Shan finished speaking, the scene suddenly fell silent.
Nangong happily turned his head to look at Xia He and said, "Did you also buy an inflatable doll for Yang Xiaoguang?" ”
"Hahaha." Xia He's face was embarrassed: "I'm also a little benefit from the landlord to give him, so that he doesn't go out and mess around." ”
After speaking, Xia He directly pulled Yang Xiaoguang aside, and said angrily: "Yang Xiaoguang!" How did Wei Shan know about this? ”
Yang Xiaoguang also looked embarrassed, scratched his head, and said: "Once, I compared with Wei Shan, and he said that you were the best to him, and he had a birthday, and you gave him a figure of Sailor Moon." I wasn't convinced, and said, that's a fart, when I celebrated my birthday, Xia He gave me an inflatable doll. ”
Xia He rubbed Yang Xiaoguang's face with his hand, and said angrily: "Yang Xiaoguang, are you lacking heart?" Who am I good to, don't you feel it yourself? Still stupid to compare with Wei Shan, stupid or not? ”
After Xia He finished speaking, he suddenly reacted, let go of his hand, and his expression was slightly embarrassed: "Don't get me wrong." I'm good to you, mainly to see you pitiful. I'm just too easy for motherly love to overflow. ”
Call~
Xia He took a deep breath, then exhaled a breath and said, "Okay, okay, don't talk about it, go back." ”
When Xia He and Yang Xiaoguang came back together, the other four looked at the two of them.
"What, what's wrong?" Xia He was very weak-hearted.
Wei Shan looked curious and said, "Xia He, you sent Xiaoguang an inflatable doll, does his girlfriend know?" ”
"He has so many girlfriends, which one are you talking about?"
"Just now, his boss, Chu Yanran."
"I don't know. However" Xia Hepi looked at Wei Shan with a smile, and said: "Wei Shan, if you dare to tell Chu Yanran, I will inform your sister to collect your body, you perverted sister!" ”
"Sister control is not a pervert! Lolita is the change"
Before Wei Shan finished speaking, he was picked up by Nangong Xingxing with one hand and thrown directly to the roof of the small building on the second floor.
"It's rare for everyone to get together like this, let's go out and take a walk." Nangong happily looked at the rest of the people and said.
Everyone nodded, only Wei Shan howled on the roof: "Sister Nangong, get me down first." It's really not aimed at you."
Nangong Xingxing's face was slightly dark, and he hooked his finger at Yang Xiaoguang.
Yang Xiaoguang immediately ran over: "Sister Nangong, what are your instructions?" ”
"You go and throw Wei Shan off the roof, and I'll reward you with a kiss."
"Oh, Roger!"
Yang Xiaoguang ran two steps, suddenly reacted, and turned back again: "That, Sister Nangong, can you exchange a reward?" ”
"What do you want?"
"I prefer cash to kisses."
Sou~
Yang Xiaoguang was then thrown directly to the roof by Nangong Xingxing, then clapped his hands and said, "The four of us go to play, and let those two fools bask in the sun on the roof to replenish their brains." ”
Xia He grinned: "Hehe, I agree." ”
Zhao Qianli also spread his hands: "Although I don't know why Yang Xiaoguang was also thrown by Sister Nangong, it is obvious that with Yang Xiaoguang's character as a straight man, I guess I said something that made Sister Nangong angry again." I don't sympathize with those two at all. ”
Quietly, he looked at Yang Xiaoguang and Wei Shan who were wailing on the roof, and smiled: "I listen to the eldest sister." ”
After speaking, the four of them directly ignored Yang Xiaoguang and Wei Shan's wails and left Nangong Happy's courtyard.
Second floor roof.
Yang Xiaoguang and Wei Shan sat cross-legged facing each other.
"I just visually measured it, the height of the building is about seven meters, to be precise, it is about seven meters six, jumping down at this height, as long as the head is not on the ground, at most fractures, absolutely you can't die." Wei Shan said with a serious analysis.
"So what?"
"So, you can hold me, if you feel shy, you can carry me, and then, jump down."
Yang Xiaoguang:
"Xiaoguang, you have a pervert-level self-healing ability, you have to be good at using your advantages."
"Get out." Yang Xiaoguang's face was black: "You bear the pain of the fracture for me?" ”
"I'm willing to share the pain for you, mentally."
Yang Xiaoguang turned white at Wei Shan: "It's all because of you idiot, how can you tell Xia He about buying me an inflatable doll." ”
"But Sister Happy is angry because I despise Lolicon" Wei Shan suddenly remembered something, stroked his bare chin with his hand, and said: "Xiaoguang, you say, has Sister Happy also reached the age of overflowing spring hearts?" ”
"If you dare to say this in front of your happy sister, I can participate in your anniversary next year."
"I'm serious." Wei Shan paused, and then said, "Xiaoguang, what kind of existence does Sister Happy have in your heart?" Is there no interest in love at all? ”
Yang Xiaoguang nodded: "I've known Sister Happy for so long, and I really didn't feel that she was interested in love." She herself said that she was already a monk in spirit. ”
"But why does Sister Happy hate to accuse Lolicon?" Wei Shan said again.
Yang Xiaoguang blinked, mobilized the emotional intelligence cells in his body and thought for a long time, and then suddenly realized.
"You mean, because my happy sister has girlish feelings, I want to maintain Lolicon. Could it be that Happy Sister has someone she likes? ”
Wei Shan smiled: "Moreover, that person is still lolicon!" ”
"Do we have Lolicon by our side?" Yang Xiaoguang said curiously.
Wei Shan thought for a moment, and then his gaze fell on Yang Xiaoguang.
"Get out, I'm a daughter control, not Lori control."
Wei Shan rolled his eyes: "Of course I know it's not you." Happy sister, even if her emotional intelligence drops by three gears, she won't like you. ”
Yang Xiaoguang looked at Wei Shan with a smile: "Wei Shan, why do you have the face to say me?" How strong are you than me? Besides, I have a girlfriend now. ”
"Your sister, you are embarrassed to say that Chu Yanran is the first thing I fancied in."
Yang Xiaoguang rolled his eyes: "First look at a fart, the key is to see who goes first." ”
Wei Shan:
"Your sister, I received 100,000 real injuries."
Yang Xiaoguang glanced at Wei Shan: "Okay, don't be poor, think of a way to go down first?" The four of them are going to go far. ”
Wei Shan stretched out his head to look down, and quickly retracted his body.
"I'm afraid of heights."
Yang Xiaoguang rolled his eyes: "Forget it, I'll figure it out." ”
Yang Xiaoguang observed that the two-story building in Nangong Happy Courtyard was vertical, there was no balcony on the second floor, there was not even a window on the second floor, and there was no support point that could climb down at all.
"What should I do?" Yang Xiaoguang also had a headache: "Do you really want to jump directly." Although jumping from this height should not have killed you directly, the fracture must have been lost. Broken bones. ”
Thinking of the picture of the fracture, Yang Xiaoguang shuddered in his heart.
"I can't stand it just thinking about it. What to do? ”
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