After worshipping heaven and earth three times, with red silk, the little Taoist priest will enter his bride into the cave room.

At the door of the new house, there was a personal maid guarding there, and she gave a deep blessing: "I've seen my uncle." "The voice is crisp and pleasant, and I am about to take the bride.

According to the rules, after the maid helps the bride into the cave room, the little Taoist priest should return to the main hall and entertain. But at this moment, he was in a hurry, and he just refused to let go.

Helping the bride to sit down on the new bed, the little Taoist priest lowered his voice and said tentatively: "Evil woman." ”

Hey? There was no sound.

"Stinky bitch."

But when he saw that his body shook, he continued to be silent.

Okay, you are ruthless, the little Taoist gritted his teeth and made a trick: "Ugly woman." ”

For a stunning beauty, the most unbearable thing in the world is the word "ugly"! This is the deadliest dagger, the most vicious curse.

So the little Taoist priest got his wish and got a response, with only three words: "Dead Taoist." ”

Dead Taoist, I'll go, it's the evil woman, it's the evil woman.

My knowledgeable, beautiful and gentle, virtuous and generous, with millions of family assets, concubine?

I'll go, I've been deceived!

When the truth was finally revealed, the little Taoist priest was invinciblely angry!

Deceive people too much, deceive people too much!

Okay, very good, you are the head of the Qingcheng Sword Sect, regardless of your own life-saving grace, you dare to bully and insult me like this!

The wedding can't be canceled, tell me about it, and then persuade your daughter to get rid of the four rules of bullshit. I'm not an unreasonable person, and I have some true feelings for your daughter. I will stay and marry her.

But you use such a shitty means to coax me, deceive me, and have intentions, how vicious and despicable! When I have no father, no mother, no relatives, is it easy to bully when I am alone?

Well, well, since you are so unkind, don't blame me for being unjust! Everything was caused by your father and daughter.

Ruthless in his heart, the little Taoist priest gritted his teeth and made up his mind.

He is not an immortal, and he never imagined that the six lowly people of Qingcheng would dare to use such a despicable means in such a major matter, and naturally blame all the blame on Xu Zhangmen.

After many years of cultivation, the little Taoist priest has a quiet temperament and rarely gets angry. But once you are really angry, it is really true, you would rather die than break!

I couldn't hear his voice for a long time, and Xu Ruoxue, who was covered with a red hijab, suddenly felt panicked in her heart, and couldn't help but shout: "Stupid Taoist." ”

The little Taoist priest closed his eyes, and when he opened his eyes again, his expression had returned to normal, and even his voice had a little smile in his voice: "Ruoxue, I'm here." I'll go to the party first, and I'll be back later, and then I'll be with you. ”

Xu Ruoxue obediently responded: "Yes." ”

Hearing the footsteps leaving, Xu Ruoxue complained in her heart: "Hmph, what a stupid Taoist, you have to force me to be angry at night when the candles in the cave room are burned." At this time, I am still looking for scolding, really, cheap! Also, why do you still call me 'Ruoxue', shouldn't you call me 'Madam'? ”

Standing at the door of the main hall, the little Taoist priest took a deep breath.

The cold wind outside did not extinguish the anger in his heart, but instead added fuel to the fire, making his anger burn more and more!

The angry little Taoist priest wanted to roar loudly and reveal the truth of this matter to the world, so that the world could see what an ungrateful and despicable villain Xu of the Qingcheng Sword Sect was!

Remembering Master's usual teaching, "Leave a line in everything, and see each other in the future", he forced himself to suppress the anger in his heart, and a smile appeared on his face.

The most important guests of this wedding, such as the Prosecutor and the Governor of Chengdu Prefecture, are all in the banquet in the main hall, if such a shocking scandal is exposed at this time, there will be no room for maneuver between him and the Qingcheng Sword Sect, and it will be endless!

No matter how unrighteous his father and daughter are, I can't be so unkind!

With anger in his heart and a smile on his face, the little Taoist priest pushed the door in, and a shout suddenly sounded in his ears: "The bridegroom is here!" Good coming, something is waiting. ”

……

The night is getting deeper.

The hustle and bustle outside is still there, and the guests in the main hall have said goodbye one after another.

When the master of Qingcheng County finally retired, the little Taoist priest finally couldn't hold it anymore and retched a few times on the table.

Master Xu hurriedly asked with concern, "Is the virtuous son-in-law good?" ”

The little Taoist priest despised in his heart, hum, hypocrisy! Look at this tone, look at this expression, the concern is really just right. If I didn't know your details, I would have been touched by you.

Barely squeezing out a smile, the little Taoist priest said, "Thank you Lord Taishan for your concern." The son-in-law is fine, but the wine is a little high, so it's good to sit down. ”

Master Xu kindly helped him sit down, and said with a smile: "The amount of wine that the virtuous son-in-law has to practice hard." Come on, serve a bowl of decanting soup to your uncle. ”

The little Taoist priest was overjoyed: "Okay, that's right." Delay a little longer, have a good show, and get on the show right away! ”

A bowl of sobering soup was in his stomach, the little Taoist priest was still drunk and hazy, and when he waited for the second bowl, a rush of footsteps suddenly sounded outside the door.

Here it comes! The show begins.

A disciple hurriedly ran in: "Report to the master, a little, a little situation." ”

Master Xu snorted coldly: "Today is my daughter's big day, is it possible that who else dares to pick on my Xu Mou's ballast at this time?" ”

The disciple hesitated and replied, "Not human." Yes, it's a ghost. ”

"Ghosts? Why are there ghosts again? An elder frowned and said.

"There's a ghost. Just then, a gust of wind blew, and the six lanterns outside the door went out one by one. Then, all three of us saw a white shadow flying around. Li Erlong also said that something blew cold air on his neck. When I came back to report the news, I also felt someone touch the back of my neck, and I shivered with cold. The head must have a ghost. ”

"Oh, ghosts? Hehe, interesting, interesting, there are ghosts in the world today, dare to join in this excitement on my big day. Yes, bold enough, I like it. As soon as he heard that there was a ghost, the little Taoist priest immediately sat up and said with a smirk.

Picking up the finger, a little bit to the eyes, opening the eyes of the law to take a closer look, the little Taoist priest clapped his hands and shouted: "Sure enough, there are ghosts!" ”

Of course, there are ghosts, you don't need to look at it to know that this is a female ghost, or a beautiful and not good, cute and terrible female ghost.

This ghost is naturally Rou'er.

Rou'er stays in the ghost bead and can't perceive everything in the outside world. But if the little Taoist priest used his mana to call her, she could barely feel it. So taking advantage of the opportunity of "changing clothes", one person and one ghost discussed this big play.

Master Xu was just like a frightened bird, and he was shocked when he heard it: "Is this ghost fierce?" ”

"It's kind of a way. But I'm here, keeping Lord Taishan as safe as Mount Tai. The little Taoist priest said confidently.

As soon as the words fell, the little Taoist priest saw Rou'er rushing straight over, he shouted that it was not good, and before he had time to remind, he saw a flash of white light on the left and right gates, and Rou'er screamed and fell to the ground.

I'll go, this girl is too reckless to look at it. There are two evil talismans pasted on the door, which are from the hands of this Taoist priest, and they are really magical talismans.

Fortunately, the effectiveness of the evil talisman to destroy ghosts is not strong, and after Rou'er slowed down, she got up from the ground and hid away with a frightened face.

Regardless of the distress, the little Taoist priest arched his hand and said: "Lord Taishan and the elders, please wait here, and you must not go out, so as not to make a mistake." In this main hall, I personally laid multiple talismans to keep the ghost from entering. I'm going to get the magic weapon and destroy the ghost. ”

Seeing that the two talisman seals on the door suddenly burst into flames and spontaneously combusted, everyone no longer doubted it, and an elder said, "Virtuous nephew, please go and return quickly." ”

With the strength of the wine, the little Taoist priest laughed: "But it's just a ghost, I want to destroy it, a wave of my hand." In the past, I heard a commentary that there was a hero named Guan Yu in the Three Kingdoms, who killed Huaxiong with a glass of wine. Today, please also ask the elder to warm a glass of wine, and look at me Zhang Tianyi, a glass of wine to destroy evil spirits! ”

Saying that, the little Taoist priest laughed and left, smiling so chic, and walking more calmly.

The elder sighed: "Good heart, good spirit! Get this good son-in-law, senior brother in charge, you have no regrets in this life! ”

Xu Zhangmen twisted his beard and smiled, smiling so proudly, like a weasel that caught a big rooster.

"Xiao Huang, what time is it?" Xu Ruoxue asked.

"It's time." The maid replied.

"It's so late, why can't that stupid Taoist priest come over?" Xu Ruoxue was very dissatisfied.

Today's big joy, the maid was a lot more presumptuous, and replied with a smile: "Yes, the lady can't wait." ”

Xu Ruoxue was ashamed and said, "Poor mouth." ”

The maid left with a smile, and in the cave room, only Xu Ruoxue was left for a while.

was provoked by her words, Xu Ruoxue couldn't help touching the white silk in her arms, her face was red, and her body was hot.

"Tonight, are you going to have a cave room? After tonight, I, I'm not a yellow flower girl anymore? ”

"Sister Liu said that it might hurt for a while, and told me to endure the pain, and I must not ruin my husband's happiness. Go, I'm a dignified heroine, I don't frown with a sword, what's a little pain? Besides, that night, that night obviously didn't hurt at all, it was very, very interesting. ”

"What should I do when I stay for a while? Sister Liu spoke secretly for a long time, but I didn't understand half of it. Forget it, no matter what, just follow that stupid Taoist, he can toss as much as he wants, I just don't move. Anyway, it is necessary to let him have fun and let him taste the sweetness enough. Last time, he was scared to death, but this time he had to understand that I, Xu Ruoxue, could be his good woman and wife. ”

Xu Ruoxue sat here and thought blindly, happy for a while, and ashamed for a long time. When I came back to my senses, I found that not to mention the stupid Taoist priest, even Xiao Huang and Xiao Lu were gone!

"You dead Taoist, why can't you come over, you are not in a hurry to win people like this."

It's not just her who is anxious.

The jubilation outside the house was still faintly heard, but inside the main hall, there was dead silence!

The tea, which has been changed several times, is now cold again, but no one cares anymore.

It's been a whole hour, little Taoist, and still hasn't appeared!

In the hearts of everyone in the main hall, there was already a sense of foreboding. This premonition is getting stronger and stronger, and now, it has become a naked reality, clearly laid out in front of you.

can look at the head of the person sitting upright, his face is getting greener and bluer, and he is already the head of Xu, who is already a piece of iron, and no one dares to announce this reality.

When the third wave of disciples returned, Xu Zhangmen could no longer control it, and with a force, the teacup in his hand shattered into porcelain powder, and sprinkled it from his fingers one after another. Spilled, a small patch of snow.

But he still sat still.

You can't wait so endlessly! Finally, the elder of Fang Cai said with a dry smile: "I said that a glass of wine kills evil spirits, but this wine is too slow to cool. ”

As soon as he heard this, Master Xu raised his eyebrows and shouted in a deep voice: "Senior Brother Li, say what you want to say, don't hide it!" ”

Elder Li smiled bitterly and said, "Master, you and I both know it. ”

"Know what?" Master Xu, who had been trying his best to endure it, broke out instantly, he stood up and slammed it, and the master chair sitting under him "snapped" and shattered into countless wooden blocks.

"What do I need to know? Do you want to know why that vile, shameless, and vicious beast abandoned his wife and ran away after worshipping in the church? ”