Chapter 4: Not like a bald donkey!
After turning off the anchor's assistant baby, Sun Lei was silent for a long time, although the big-breasted girl said that the probability of the anchor's death in the parallel world was extremely low, but extremely low does not mean that there is none.
For the drama Journey to the West, Sun Lei watched it countless times when he was a child, and he knew that there were not a few people who could kill Sun Wukong, such as one palm could trap Sun Wukong for five hundred years, and it would definitely be easy to kill him.
If it weren't for the need to borrow Sun Wukong's hand to suppress the demon clan and harm the heavenly court, would a mere spirit monkey still be stronger than him?
Of course, the incarnation of Sun Wukong and then protecting Tang Seng all the way to kill demons and learn scriptures from the West Heaven did make him feel very excited, especially Sun Lei, who could use the audience's tips to buy artifacts and immortal weapons that only exist in online novels, and ran for three years, suddenly had a feeling of buying a two-color ball and winning five million.
Wanjie Live? Or the male lead?
"Hahaha! ~β
Sun Lei laughed wildly three times and felt that he was running from time to time, and he finally had the opportunity to show his acting skills in front of the audience as a leading actor, and at this time, psychologically, he has now accepted this new profession.
It's just that there is not even a camera, how can I act?
Looking at the gravel next to the soles of his feet, Sun Lei was very confused for a while about the live broadcast method of this Wanjie live entertainment platform.
At least give me a phone or something, right?
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"Amitabha~"
"Ahh
A Buddha horn suddenly sounded in front of Sun Lei, which frightened him.
The gray screen disappeared in front of him in an instant, and then a young monk who looked like Pan An was wearing a red robe, holding a golden Zen staff, and wearing a crown of five Buddhas, appeared in front of Sun Lei.
"Tang, Tang, Tang Seng!" Sun Lei hung up in one breath, but fortunately remembered his current role and guessed the identity of the handsome monk in front of him.
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The Five Elements Mountain was full of rocks, and with the continuous sound of system prompts ringing in his ears, a young monk led a white horse to the dusty thin monkey at the bottom of the mountain.
This monk seems to be about twenty-three or four-year-old, his face is like a crown of jade, his body is slender, his eyes are deep, as if he has infinite wisdom, people can't help but worry at a glance, and his heart can't help but be clear.
"This is Tang Seng? looks even more handsome than in the TV series. It doesn't make sense! I'm a dignified actor, and I don't have a supporting role yet? The more he looked at Tang Seng Sun Lei, the more depressed he became.
Looking at the dirty monkey hair on his body and the thin body that even the ribs can be seen clearly, he has no majesty at all that has made a big fuss in the sky and the Three Realms, where is this Monkey King, it is clearly a wild monkey.
When Sun Lei was looking at the Tang Seng in front of him who had watched countless times on TV, the Tang Seng on the opposite side was also looking up and down at the bodyguard that Guanyin Bodhisattva had arranged for him to learn scriptures from the West.
Tang Seng was the Buddha's great apprentice Jin Chanzi in his previous life, and in this life he shouldered the mission of spreading Buddhism and learning scriptures from the West, so it can be said that if it wasn't for Guanyin Bodhisattva last month and he said that this was Lingshan's arrangement, even if he was killed, he would not be willing to save this monkey demon from trouble.
After all, this monkey demon in front of him is not an ordinary monkey, the 100,000 heavenly soldiers and heavenly generals who once beat it with one person and one stick cry their father and call their mother, if no one takes care of it, they don't know how many killings they will make.
Tang Seng, who had never had a good impression of monsters, glanced at the thin monkey in front of him with some disgust and said, "You will be called Sun Xingzhi in the future!" Also, you are not allowed to act at will without the order of the poor monk. If the poor monk finds out that you have committed adultery, he will not spare you! β
Sun Lei, who was still shocked by the handsome Tang Seng, subconsciously said when he heard Tang Seng's cold and disgusted words: "Master, what you said is not right!" β
"Who is your master! Did the poor monk say that you are my apprentice? Hearing the monkey demon call him master, Tang Seng immediately glared with anger in his eyes. He didn't expect that this demon monkey was suppressed under the mountain for five hundred years, but instead practiced the ability to pat on the back, and now he has been out of trouble and immediately came up to recognize him as a master.
"I'm rubbing! How do you feel that this Tang monk is still bigger than Wu Geshen's score! Looking at Tang Seng with a gloomy face, Sun Lei didn't know how to answer for a while, after all, according to his understanding of Tang Seng in Journey to the West, this Tang Seng should be a Buddhist master who is sincere to the Buddha, stubborn, elegant, and full of love for the common people and small animals!
Why does this Tang Seng in front of him seem to be a domineering president?
Seeing the demon monkey stunned there, Tang Seng became more and more dissatisfied in his heart, he heard in his previous life that this demon monkey's character was extremely arrogant and arrogant, and it seemed that he didn't understand the rules even more than the legend now.
However, he Tang Seng is not easy to mess with, otherwise Lingshan would not arrange for him to be reincarnated in the human world to spread Buddhism.
"Sun Xingzhi, why don't you help the teacher to get on the horse?"
A cold voice with a hint of dissatisfaction sounded in Sun Lei's ears again.
Looking at the disgust on Tang Seng's face, Sun Lei became more and more unable to see through the Tang Seng in front of him, and at the same time felt that the Journey to the West world in this parallel space was completely different from what he imagined.
"I've also torn up the book of life and death, beaten the Dragon King of the East China Sea, stole the Queen Mother's peach, teased the Seven Fairies, kicked the alchemy furnace, made trouble in the Heavenly Palace, and broke the wrist with the Buddha!
At this moment, if I am eaten by your little Tang Seng, how can I still mix in the demon world in the future! β
Thinking of this, Sun Lei decided to start playing freely with his acting skills, anyway, if there is no script, just watch the acting!
He looked at Tang Seng in front of him and grinned: "Master, the apprentice has just escaped from the predicament, and he has been pressed under this Wuzhi Mountain for more than 500 years, and his body bones are a little rusty. Why don't you let me ride this horse for a while? β
Whew-
As soon as Sun Lei's words fell, he saw a strong wind rise out of thin air in front of him, and in an instant, the rocks that blew all over the ground flew around.
In the raging wind, the golden staff in Tang Seng's hand emitted ten thousand golden lights, and at the same time, a golden lotus altar appeared under his feet.
"Demon monkey! You have been pressed by the Buddha at the foot of the Five Fingers Mountain for more than 500 years and still do not repent, if it is not for Guanyin Bodhisattva to speak for you, how can you get out of trouble! Tang Seng emitted a powerful momentum and pressed straight towards Sun Lei on the opposite side.
Caught off guard, Sun Lei was first stabbed by the golden light, and then hit by the momentum emitted by Tang Seng, he took a few steps back one after another, and then sat directly on the ground.
"How is this possible!" Looking at the Tang Seng in front of him who seemed to have boundless mana, Sun Lei's heart was overturned!
Shouldn't Tang Seng be a mortal who has no power to restrain a chicken and can only recite a mantra? Why is Tang Seng on the other side so powerful?
Sun Lei's head at this time was really a little funny.
[Shen Xuan Sanren: Tang Seng is the reincarnation of the golden cicada, and there is the Demon Destroying Demon Sage Staff and the Twelve-Leaf Golden Lotus Altar given by Guanyin Bodhisattva, the anchor, you should quickly admit it! ] γ
Looking at the barrage that seemed to appear on the screen floating in front of him, Sun Lei was stunned again.
"Boom!" Tang Seng's momentum rose all the way, he looked at Sun Lei who was sitting on the ground and shouted: "Demon monkey, if you don't help the poor monk on the horse, the poor monk will overtake you today!" β
"Good! You're a cow! This great sage is a handsome man in current affairs, and he has become a hero, so today he will not be like you, a bald donkey! Seeing the majestic Tang Seng who seemed to be about to overtake him without saying a word, Sun Lei measured the character who only had one life, so he had to stand up obediently and walk in front of Tang Seng and bow his head and admit his mistake: "Master, the apprentice is stubborn by nature, and please raise your noble hand and don't be like a monster." β
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[God Void Sanren: Well, it seems that this anchor should live another day, it's a bit interesting! ] γ
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