God, do you pay attention to the key points, it's just a humble emoji, it's very simple!!

But!

The real war is still inevitable!!

A half-hour-long [Picture Battle] was so protracted that it wantonly provoked boundless war in this so-called group of gods

It's a challenge to tease and put pen to paper...

Here's what it looks like:

[Oops! You're very mouthful~]

[Look at the way I walk, you know how much Lao Tzu has in his mouth~]

[I bought a watch last year...]

[Send you a word gnu roll]

[A thunderbolt in the sky, the first handsome powder in this group appeared...]

[Upstairs is ugly, the identification is complete]

[Downstairs is also a stupid pen, the identification is complete]

[I heard that you are all talking about my handsomeness behind my back...]

[If you are ugly, you have to walk more... No, my feet are expensive]

[Don't come here, you're stupid to me]

[Don't come here, comics will be contagious]

[Ma Ma said, you are all stupid]

……

The protracted war made Ip Man's blood boil, and he forgot all about his original intention of joining the group, and he used the unicorn arm that he had exercised for more than 20 years to directly mobilize more than 2,000 [battle maps] carefully saved in his mobile phone, and quickly joined this protracted war of the century.

Until, a twitch of the fingers of a comic god, sent a [battle map]

[Tremble, mortal, the female manager is my wife...]

【……】

And then...

And then, there was no then!!

As soon as I came out of that battle map

Drip! Drip! Drip! …

[Author: No apples to eat] was banned by the administrator for 1 hour

[Author: Look at the sunset in the sky] was banned by the administrator for 1 hour

[Author: Bohemian] was banned by the administrator for 1 hour

[Author: No 1 penny] was banned by the administrator for 1 hour

……

[Watermelon Dragon] was banned by the administrator for ten minutes

[Author: I'm not a comic] was banned by the administrator for 32 months!

32 months

“……”

Author of the whole group: "......"

All right! That [Author: I'm not a comic] is the author of the comic who sent that [Tremble, Mortal Female Administrator is My Wife]...

The entire [White Radish Great God Group], which had just been filled with gunsmoke, was instantly dead silent, just when Ip Man was still struggling, why were the other great gods banned for 1 hour or 32 months, but he was only banned for ten minutes?!

Is it taking care of himself as a first-time offender, a pink and tender newcomer who has just joined the group... Ip Man put down his phone and guessed seriously. Wrong wrong!

"It must be because this author is so handsome!"

"Yes! It must be so..."

"Don't you give me the code word one by one, you don't want to recommend it next week, do you?"

"You don't want to fight for the monthly ticket list, do you?"

"Everyone wants to be a single dog for the rest of their lives, right?!"

"If you find the water group again, cancel all the recommendations of the main station and wireless terminal for a month" The one who issued these extremely domineering and threatening announcements turned out to be the [Coke] who brought himself into the group.

What's going on...

At first, [Picture Battle] was fine for half an hour!

It wasn't until that [Author:I'm not a comic] hand cheaply posted an emoji of [The female administrator is a wife...], something happened...

I'll go

Ip Man's head exploded!

Could it be that this [Coke] is his own editor-in-charge, and he is really a girl...

？！

Just when Ip Man was thinking about it very much, Ding Dong ~ his mobile phone communication software rang, and he guessed that it should be the editor in charge [Coke] who was very dissatisfied with his post war...

Also!

People are kind enough to let themselves increase the number of gods to learn and ask for advice...

It's good that I didn't learn anything, and on top of the original more than 2,000 expressions, I saved more than 500 precious expressions...

“……”

However!

Ip Man opened his mobile phone and saw that it was not from [Coke], but from a [Author: I'm not a comic] prompt text message from [Author: I'm not a comic].

"What is this tease to do by himself?!"

Ip Man muttered. "Could it be that the big battle just now wasn't enjoyable enough, and now let's have a face-to-face [picture battle]..."

I'll go! It's a little exciting to think about!

"Now, I can save a lot of stickers again"

Wait~ Is your focus a little biased...

However!

After being added as a friend and being created by Ip Man and added to the [Author] friend column, this comic author is an emoji.

[You are so shy, do you know that you are numb? 】

Hold the grass~ He really wants to start a picture war again~

As a result, he was followed by a text.

"Watermelon Dragon Giant, are you familiar with the goddess [Coke]?"

Ip Man was puzzled and sent a text. "I'm not familiar with it, why do you ask that?"

"Hold the grass~ This is not ripe yet! We've all been banned for 1 hour, and you've been banned for 10 minutes... Is this fair? Is this reasonable?! ”

When Ip Man saw this message, he immediately sent a reminder message in a friendly and religious manner.

"You've been banned for 32 months, more than 1 hour!"

Opposite comic author: "......"

After that, it was a long time to tear each other's pen and tear each other's pens, and while trying to fight, they said that the other party was a tease...

However, our kind and innocent Ip Man has been using the other party's banned [32-month package] to talk about things, and in the end, Ip Man wins...

[Author: I'm not a joke] ~ pawn!

When the author of the comic had just admitted defeat, Ip Man immediately typed quickly and comforted.

"Young man, victory and defeat are a common thing in soldiers... Please put down the festival and start over! ”

"......" Author: I'm not a joke

Finally, after exchanging academic and professional questions with each other, [Author: I'm not a joke] suddenly said: "By the way, [Watermelon Dragon] A month later, Yanjing will hold a great god author exchange salon, come on and work hard to code words..."

"As long as your work exceeds 3,000 orders after it is put on the shelves, you are eligible to come and participate in the exchange meeting of the great gods!"

"Here you will meet many legendary supreme gods in the online literature industry, who have subscribed to more than 10,000 and bought and sold all kinds of copyrights... The experience of face-to-face communication with real people here is much stronger than fighting in the group..."

To be honest, Ip Man is not very interested, he is just a genius author who completely copied and plagiarized, and it seems that it doesn't make much sense to participate in such a so-called great god exchange salon.

So, Ip Man hesitated for a moment and replied, "En! Got it."

After the comic author on the other side replied again, he said code words and went offline.

And this last sentence made Ye Man feel a little interested in the so-called great god salon.

"When the time comes, our group's legendary goddess editor [Coke] will also come..."

Ye Man put down his mobile phone, and the whole person lay lazily on the bed in a large shape, and the two battles just now really exhausted a lot of his vitality and internal strength~

Is the goddess in charge of the editor?

What kind of girl will it be?

Never mind!

It feels like it must not be as beautiful as Mo Qingwu...

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