40 One pain, one redness, and another swelling
Perhaps knowing that his answer was stupid, the little Taoist priest added: "If, if it's just life and death, evil woman, I think I will save you regardless of life and death." But the soul oath," he shook his whole body violently, "the soul oath is too terrible, much more terrible than death." ”
Will you save me regardless of life or death? He, will he really save me regardless of life and death? He said I thought, then it must be. This stupid Taoist priest doesn't know how to say something nice to deceive girls.
Thinking about it like this, Xu Ruoxue felt that she was very happy, very happy. To describe it in one word, happy "heart blooms", and in another word to describe, happy "flowers bloom". The ones that are in full bloom are all heart flowers.
So Xu Ruoxue's tone softened again: "I blinked, and you understood what I meant." Stupid Taoist, in fact, you are not stupid, you are very smart. ”
The little Taoist priest said honestly: "Actually, I didn't understand what you meant at first, so I did that. But when you stab it with a sword, I don't have to think about it. ”
Understood, if you are really a stupid Taoist, won't you say a nice word? For example, the heart is clear.
Go, I won't have a relationship with this stupid Taoist. Xu Ruoxue blushed at the "indecent" thoughts that suddenly popped up, and in order to sweep away a trace of "thoughts" in her heart, she said viciously: "Listen, you dead Taoist, next time I make a look, if you don't understand what I mean." Hmph, be careful of my clouds and light winds! ”
The four words Yun Dan Feng Light fell into the ears of the little Taoist, and he immediately jumped up like a rabbit that had been hit by an arrow: "Hey, hey, I said evil woman, I'm not a roundworm in your stomach, how do I know what you want?" ”
Xu Ruoxue snorted coldly: "You should know, you must know." ”
The little Taoist priest shouted, "You wicked woman, you are so unreasonable. Strange," he was suddenly stunned and muttered, "Yes, strange, why should I be afraid of you?" Aren't you immobile now? ”
Aren't you immobile now? When these words fell into Xu Ruoxue's ears, she was stunned: Yes, I'm not unable to move, right? So what am I arrogant about? Hey, it's all because I'm used to being arrogant.
On second thought: Oops! In the wilderness, in caves, in lonely men and widows, a man who can move, and a woman who can't move, then he can't do what he wants.
Sky!
Thinking of this, Xu Ruoxue's heart beat wildly, she couldn't help but look at the little Taoist, and the little Taoist also happened to look at her. The two of them, looking at each other.
A very evil smile appeared on the little Taoist's face: "Evil woman, I suddenly thought of something. ”
He smiled thiefily and said cheaply: "The wilderness, the cave, the lonely man, the widow, a man who can move, and a woman who can't move, then I can do whatever I want?" ”
Xu Ruoxue was in a hurry and blurted out: "No, don't!" ”
The little Taoist thief smiled, and slowly, step by step, approached: "You scream, scream loudly, no one can hear you scream and break your throat." ”
Xu Ruoxue only felt that her heart was beating hard, she was afraid, she was really afraid. Because there has never been a moment when she is so weak and so powerless as she is now. Even when she fought against the Yin God before, she was able to carry the Blood Sea Sword and slash forward. But at this time, she could only lie on the ground obediently, unable to move at all!
Her exquisite internal strength, peerless swordsmanship, and illustrious background, all of which she relied on, so she had no scruples, could no longer play the slightest role at this moment.
She is now just a fish on the chopping board, waiting to be eaten cleanly by a man!
Therefore, Xu Ruoxue was really panicked, she was really scared, she wanted to scold this man loudly, but when the words came to her mouth, they became: "You, what do you want to do?" You, don't you come here? ”
The little Taoist priest smiled even more cheaply: "Evil mother-in-law, since I did that with Sister Qiu'e three years ago, I have fallen in love with that feeling. Don't be afraid, I'm telling you, it's really fun! ”
Three, three years ago, bastard, three years ago, how old he was, he did "that" with that shameless woman, damn it, I didn't dare to do "that". Xu Ruoxue was very angry. But then I came to my senses, I'll go, is this the time to think about this?
She said in a trembling voice, "You, you are not allowed to do bad things? ”
"Hehe, don't be afraid, it's really nothing. But if I exert myself, you will be painful and red, and if I exert a little more strength, you will be swollen. One pain, one redness, and another swelling, you can bear with it, and it's good to take it down. ”
Xu Ruoxue was so angry that she was going to die, and at the same time she was ashamed to die: this bold bastard, what kind of nonsense is this? It's still painful, red and swollen, I, I'm going to kill him! No, even if he can't do it, "one down" will be "good", and I will never be able to bear it.
After this time, can I still be the same person?
No way! Absolutely not!
Xu Ruoxue glared at him fiercely, glaring at him with all her strength and hatred. But her hateful but weak eyes obviously stimulated the little Taoist.
The bastard simply leaned down to look at her, and said extremely lowly, "I, here we go!" ”
! Xu Ruoxue was anxious, but there was nothing she could do, the only thing she could do was to stare at him fiercely. She swore that even if he did make her sore, red, and swollen, she would stare at him like that. She just wanted him to know that she never gave in!
In her forced gaze, the little Taoist priest slowly stretched out his hand and stretched out his hand to her face.
Is this, want to touch me? This is, is it going to begin? Bastard, you can't hurry, what do you mean by torturing people like this? Didn't you say it, just do it at once? Xu Ruoxue hated a lot in her heart, and she was even more angry.
In her forced gaze, the little Taoist priest slowly curled his fingers and flicked them on her forehead.
Bullet, bullet forehead?
That thing of "one pain, one redness and one swelling" turned out to be just, bullet, bullet forehead?
Xu Ruoxue swore that this was the most unbelievable and laughable thing she had encountered in her life!
So she laughed, and she said angrily: "You idiot, what you said about doing bad things turned out to be a bullet in the forehead, which really scared me to death." ”
The little Taoist priest pointed at her and laughed: "Hahaha, you wicked woman, where did you go?" Not a bullet in the forehead, what is that? ”
Then he laughed even harder: "You're blushing, haha, your face is red." ”
Xu Ruoxue's face was indeed red, not only blushing, but she assured that her whole body was red.
It's a shame, it's really a shame to be dead, people obviously want to snap their foreheads, but themselves, a big girl who hasn't been out of the cabinet, where do you think?
No, I don't have the face to see anyone, I'm dead. Xu Ruoxue, who was in great shame, only felt that her face was burning hot, and it was so hot that her whole body was about to be burned red and cooked. And the laughter of the little Taoist priest made her even more anxious, and a thunderbolt fell from the sky, splitting her into thousands of pieces.
But the little Taoist's laughter suddenly stopped. It's like in the middle of a laugh, someone shoves a fist into his mouth.
Xu Ruoxue opened her eyes and saw that the expression on the little Taoist priest's face was very wrong, and he muttered, "Strange, why is your face red." ”
Then, he looked at Xu Ruoxue with a strange gaze.
In the dim firelight, the little Taoist priest looked at Xu Ruoxue, who was hiding on the ground and couldn't move, from beginning to end, meticulously.
So, his face also turned red, and he said in a trembling voice: "Strange, you, where did you think of going?" It's not a flick of the forehead, what are you thinking? Tell me, what do you have in mind? ”
Dangerous! It's dangerous! If the previous threat was just imagined by Xu Ruoxue, then at this moment, she really felt it, a real threat!
She said in a trembling voice, "All I want is to flick my forehead." ”
"No," the little Taoist priest stood up irritably and walked around on the ground, "You're definitely not thinking about a bullet in your forehead." ”
He stood still, squatted down, looked at Xu Ruoxue, and a dangerous light began to appear in his eyes: "You still call me a fool!" I'm not stupid, I'm not! ”
As he spoke, his voice gradually firming, "I'll prove to you that I'm really not stupid. ”
If she could move, Xu Ruoxue would definitely slap herself dozens of times, and then sew her mouth with a needle and thread.
Damn, damn it, this little Taoist priest has lived in the mountains for a long time, and he has always been simple-minded, and he doesn't want to do anything with her at all. But she, but she, forcefully, reminded him!
"You, you're not stupid. Little Taoist, you are a good person, and you are still a Taoist. Good people should not do bad things, and Taoist priests should not do bad things. Xu Ruoxue tried her best to calm herself down, and she persuaded softly.
The little Taoist priest jumped up and scolded: "No, I'm just a fool, the number one fool in the world!" The wilderness, the cave, the lonely man, the widow, a man who can move, and a woman who can't move, I just want to flick my forehead. I'm not stupid, who else in the world is stupid! ”
"Little Taoist," Xu Ruoxue shouted: "You are not stupid, if you do something bad, then you are really stupid!" You know that I will not let you go, and our Qingcheng Sword Sect will definitely not let you go either. You will surely die, by my sword. ”
As soon as he said this, the little Taoist priest was stunned, he looked at her in a daze, and a little hideous suddenly appeared on his delicate face.
Xu Ruoxue was stunned, and a very thick remorse came to her heart again, drowning her.
I'm just a stupid pig, just a stupid pig. If I don't say a word tonight, there's really nothing going on. If I say this again, if I force him like this, what else can he do?
In the middle of the night, the barren mountains and wild caves are the best time and the best place to kill people and destroy corpses!
Even, if this dead Taoist priest is smarter, after taking possession of himself, he will use Taoism to kill himself. Then when I went back to the Qingcheng Sword Sect, I said that I was killed by the Yin God, and he helped me take revenge. In that case, he will not only get rid of his sin, but he will also get a big reward!
After all, no one will check whether a yellow flower girl was broken by a wicked person before she died after being hit by yin qi.
So, would the Dead Daoist do that? After taking possession of yourself, do you kill yourself?
He, would he do that?