"Ding—"

"Mission Release: Also ask the host to be auctioned in Mitre, embarrassing Xiao Yan and being beaten. Note: The host's strength is too high to do it yourself, and the reward for completing the task is 8000 experience points, and the pretending value is 50. ”

"Xiao Yan will come too?" Xiao Huo asked, originally thought that after Xiao Yan, the dog thief, fell into the dung pit, he would rest for two days, but he didn't expect to be so active.

It seems that it is underwhelmed again,

"Hui, the host, Pippi Experience Pill and Pippi Super Experience Pill have already caused an uproar in Utan City, Xiao Yan will naturally come when he hears the news." The system says.

"Hmm." Xiao Huo nodded, a trace of glint flashed in his eyes, and he felt a little excited all over his body at the thought of being about to kill Xiao Yan.

Don't just him!

I'm going to die!

Of course, Xiao Yan can't really die, if he can't survive, he can't die, he will be embarrassed in front of everyone, the corners of Xiao Huo's mouth hooked the corners of his lips.

With my brother here, Xiao Yan must not be played to death?

It's useless to have medicine!

"System, open the panel." Xiao Huo said, this time is a big project, since he can't beat people personally, he must be prepared to do Xiao Yan well.

"Ding, the panel opened successfully."

Host Name: Xiao Huo

Age: 18

Length: Short and thin

Level: Three stars of Doushi

Exercises: Cave waves, palm sucking

Weapons: 6cm short gun

Pills: 4 Pipi Small Experience Pills, 4 Pipi Super Experience Pills.

Treasure: Loot Gold Cards (Note: Steal gold from anyone.) Douhuang Yunyun Experience Card (Permanent Use)

Harem: Xiao Xun'er, Nalan Yanran (marriage), Concubine Ya (bed), Xiao Mei (love)

Experience Points: 0/14000

Pretend Force: 200 points.

"....." Xiao Huo.

"Short and thin? system, do you have any comments on me? Although my brother is very handsome, you can't be jealous and slander my brother. Xiao Huo complained.

"Huh, people are just telling the truth~~ Brother Ernie sauce lost his temper again, hum, this young lady is wronged QAQ." The soft voice of the system came.

"I Xiao Huo is starving to death, dying outside, jumping from here, and I won't use the system again!" Xiao Huo gritted his teeth viciously, this system is too disrespectful!

My brother is also a harem beautie, 3,000 people, how can he evaluate it short and detailed?

"Brother Ernie sauce is angry, hehehe..." The giggles of the system came, as if there was no unhappiness, but a little proud.

"The system is fine..."

"System, open the mall, I want to buy something." Xiao Huo pondered for a while, he still had to buy something, although the pretending value was not very much.

"Ding Ding - Brother Ernie Sauce can't even hold it for three seconds!"

"The mall was successfully opened."

"Pi Pi Aphrodisien/Medicine, 20 points of forced value, note: can be applied to anyone, it must be within five meters."

"Skin-skin aphrodisiac/yang medicine, can increase length and durability...."Xiao Huo glanced at it, and directly ignored this article, after all, Brother Yi's length still needs this elixir?

"Stealth card, 60 forced value, you can be incognito for 1 hour."

"Masochistic card, 60 pretending to be forced, note: can be applied to the opponent, let the opponent hit himself in the face, take off his clothes, and then play JJ by himself."

"Wang's barking card, 60 loading forcing value, note: can be applied to the opponent, so that the opponent can learn to bark."

"Mad Demon Card, 60 Forced Value, Note: Can be applied to the opponent, so that the opponent automatically pole dances, striptease."

"Bacchus card, 60 forced value, note: can be applied to the opponent, make the opponent drunk, lustful interest in the dog, and then go to the dog."

“.....”

Utan City, on the street,

Busy

Xiao Huo's eyes lit up, and the corners of his mouth showed a smug smile, the treasure in this system store is really an artifact! This card is also too powerful!

Specially customized for Xiao Yan!

If Xiao Yan strips naked on the street and goes crazy drunk... I took aphrodisiac/medicine again, and then chased dogs all over the street.... This picture is too beautiful, Xiao Huo doesn't dare to think about it.

"System, all bought! I bought so many cards! Xiao Huo looks rich and rich, he can't put it down, no matter which baby it is, it is the best choice!

A must-have for professional dry Xiao Yan! No one is missing!

"Ding-the purchase failed, and the host's balance is only 200 loads, which is not enough to buy so many cards." The system giggled.

"Oops..."

"It's all used to buy the Douhuang Yunyun experience card, and now I'm poor..."Xiao Huo looked pensive, "It's too late to pretend to be forced now, the auction is about to start." ”

"System, can you be accommodating?" Xiao Huo said helplessly, I didn't expect that I just said that I wouldn't look for a system, and now I'm cheeky again...

"Miss Ben refuses to be accommodating, the host is too short!" The voice of the system came.

"Little sister, you're so beautiful." Xiao Huo praised.

"Men are all big pigs' trotters, and you can't believe what you say, Brother Ernie sauce, when you flirt with other girls, the young lady of this system can see it clearly." The system says.

"Can't be accommodating?" Xiao Huo asked.

"I can't." The system responds coldly.

"I'm angry."

"It's useful to be angry, and the young lady of this system refuses to be accommodating."

Xiao Huo spread his hands,

This system, my brother has to treat you once today!

If she weren't an ethereal system, Xiao Huo would have pressed her the bed and let her experience what length and width are!

"Okay, I'm gone, you can find the next host." Xiao Huo spread his hands, directly picked up a dagger, and stabbed it towards his abdomen.

"Huh?" The system was startled, and before it could react, Xiao Huo's dagger had already pierced into the abdomen, oozing out a trace of red blood.

"Brother Ernie-chan, don't be like this... I was wrong... Other... Don't kill yourself, I.... I can only bind you alone, and if you die, I will also disappear QAQ..."The panicked voice of the system came,

She didn't expect that Xiao Huo would commit suicide without hesitation?!

"I didn't hear you say." Xiao Huo said lightly.

"I was wrong..."

"People are wrong~~ Brother Xiao Huo... You can't commit suicide... Brother Xiao Huo, you are the best~~" The system said coquettishly, and a soft voice came.

"Ding-the system will give the host all the cards and pills, Brother Xiao Huo, don't be angry, people are really wrong, I'm sorry, I'm sorry..."

"Well, who's going to be the biggest in the future?" Xiao Huo said.

"Brother Xiao Huo is the biggest." The system whispered, still a little scared.

"Who's going to listen to in the future?"

"Listen to Brother Xiao Huo..."

"Brother will turn you into a human in the future, will you give it to me?"

"Give... It's all Xiao Huo's brother's. ”

Xiao Huo smiled proudly, and finally subdued the system, just the system, still want to fight with my brother? Inexistent.

Brother's routine, you can never guess it!

Click,

Xiao Huo pulled out the dagger, and the system was slightly startled.... Xiao Huo's body didn't have any wounds, but instead a bag with blood fell out.

"Ahem... Don't get excited, it's artificial plasma. Xiao Huo said with a smile.

“....”

“mmp!” System.