Chapter 28 Being a man is so hard
Two hours later.
The concubine took out an old keyboard from the storage room and stared at Zhu Mingtong with a resentful expression.
"Master, this is the last keyboard, don't fall again." The concubine dissuaded.
"Damn, does this guy have hemorrhoids in his brain or hemorrhoids in his brain, can this be on, he can't pull it, he doesn't deserve to win at all!" Zhu Mingtong banged heavily on the table.
"Xihu, if he wasn't a lady, he would have scolded him like you like this." The concubine kept nodding.
took off the headphones, and Zhu Mingtong's lungs were about to be fried.
Dish B teammate, unlimited delivery, all kinds of honey confidence, as a man who eats soft rice, indulged in game competition, can still be cooked to such a point, I really don't know what the meaning of this kind of person is living in this world.
Now Zhu Mingtong just wants to send a text message to the demon Arhat, hurry up and beat this rookie to death in five seconds, compared to the female goblin Li Xiaonian, these five seconds man is the real scourge of the world!!
"Eliminate gas, eliminate gas, master." The concubine poured a glass of water and persuaded.
"No, we have to break them up quickly, and cut off the livelihood of the soft rice man, so that he can go to work to support himself, so as not to harm other players all day long." Zhu Mingtong said.
The concubine and the little fairy nodded her head heavily!
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The traffic is busy and the flowers are blooming.
There are people waiting for the bus next to the bus stop sign like a sports number.
The big aunt who sells pickled vegetable cakes and small skewers at the cart stall.
Picking up the child from school, a seven-foot man is carrying a small pink schoolbag.
Suddenly, a rain fell without warning, and the stage of the city seemed to be applied to a 1.5x speed shot, and it didn't take long for the interpretation to be completed, leaving a clean, neat, and dripping scene.
In the rain, a woman with all her makeup spent.
Wearing a short skirt that only covered her thighs, her thin top was soaked, and she finally arrived in front of the bus stop, but the No. 103 bus that could reach her home was splashed with sewage and went away in the rain.
The waiting hall is small, and it is already full of people.
Li Xiaonian glanced at the group of people.
The group glanced at her as well.
For some reason, some women still had a little bit of joy on their faces.
It's as if they have a place in a crowded car.
But no one was on the bus yet, but they had an extra place to shelter from the rain.
There is only a relatively sparse tree that can block the rain nearby, and Li Xiaonian is afraid of missing it again, so she doesn't dare to go far at all, so she can only get drenched in the rain and let her hair get wet on her shoulders.
Missing a bus means that the next bus may have to wait for another 10 or 20 minutes.
Not only did the rain not stop, but it became heavier and heavier.
Li Xiaonian stood in the rain, in order to be able to hook up with a business, she didn't even have a covering coat, and she was too thin.
I don't know why, at this time, Li Xiaonian remembered what the previous customer said.
The huge city is overcrowded, but you can't feel the slightest bit of human flavor.
In the end, it is still a beautiful legend that deceives the next generation of goblins, the city is very beautiful, and the outside world is very exciting, but it does not belong to itself.
The person who is willing to make a promise with his body can't give himself enough security and warmth.
Li Xiaonian began to miss his ravine, even if it rained and thundered, at least there was a hay-covered nest. It's freezing and there's a bunch of spirits who can't finish talking, the wild fruits there are better than the imported fruits, and the monsters there are warmer than the people here......
Uprooted, stupid, stupid.
It's hard work, it's hard work.
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When she got home, Li Xiaonian was soaking wet, as if she had just fallen into a fish pond.
"You're back, I'm so hungry." Luo Jun said.
"Well, I'm going to cook." Li Xiaonian nodded.
There is no surprise, Luo Jun's eyes are staring at the computer screen, his Yasuo is as fast as the wind, handsome as lightning, I am afraid that there is nothing in this world that is worth his second glance except for the happy wind man.
After changing a set of clothes, she didn't even have time to dry her hair, so Li Xiaonian went into the kitchen.
Finally got it done, Luo Jun took off his headphones and rushed to the dining table.
After serving the meal, Luo Jun took a big bite of it.
But after a while, Luo Jun frowned and said, "You know I don't like to eat leftovers." ”
"It's raining, it's hard to buy groceries, I'm drenched." Li Xiaonian replied.
"Won't you bring an umbrella, alas, forget it, forget it, I'll eat it." Luo Jun continued to grill rice.
Li Xiaonian's face was full of bitterness, but she didn't want to say a word.
After eating, Luo Jun rarely didn't rush back to the computer, and Li Xiaonian almost had a premonition that he was going to perform hypnotism again.
However, he did not push himself into the room.
"I went out today to buy a bottle to drink, and I met a very strange person at the commissary, like a monk." Luo Jun looked at Li Xiaonian and said.
"Oh?" Li Xiaonian responded very flatly, but she couldn't help but get nervous in her heart.
Fairies, especially the goblins that inhabit the world, are most afraid of the demon-subduing Arhats who travel all over the world, and they all appear in the form of monks.
After all, you shouldn't just use demon magic, these tricks are very easy to see, and they will leave a very obvious smell and attract hunting monks.
"He said that my Yin Hall is black, and I am afraid that there will be goblins to suck souls, so let me go to their temple to stay for a few days." Luo Jun said.
Li Xiaonian raised her head and looked at Luo Jun, and her eyes began to grow colder.
"Haha, he also said that it only costs eighty yuan a day, and I can get a discount when I go to report his name. I'm really convinced, what kind of deception there are these days. Luo Jun suddenly burst out laughing.
Li Xiaonian breathed a long sigh of relief.
I don't know what kind of thoughts are at work, Li Xiaonian hesitated and said, "What if, I'm really a goblin?" ”
"If you're a goblin, what kind of goblin are you?" Luo Jun couldn't help but laugh again.
"Lizard."
"I like lizards, they're big, lazy, stupid, with eyes like light bulbs, always shining at night." Luo Jun immediately said excitedly.
"There are many kinds of lizards, and there are also very colorful and smooth skin." Li Xiaonian also laughed somehow.
"Then I'll take a look at the one you change." Luo Jun said.
"I ...... I can't go back. Li Xiaonian said.
"That's why, since you're a goblin, shouldn't you change freely, come on, change one and I'll see, I promise I won't dislike you, and I'll sleep with you every day." Luo Jun continued.
"I'm telling the truth, I'm a goblin, you're going to be scared." Li Xiaonian said.
"I'm not kidding, you just change back to your original form and I'll see, I can still tie a beautiful bow around your neck." Luo Jun said.
Li Xiaonian's eyes looked at Luo Jun motionlessly.
Be careful of the white lady, there will be a day when she will be recognized by the public, so what about her Li Xiaonian, her mana is low, her IQ is not high, and sooner or later she will be seen her true face.
Rather than this, it is better to face it calmly.
"That'...... Am I changing? Li Xiaonian became serious.
"You change, I promise to like it." Luo Jun smiled, looking like he was waiting to see a good show.
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