He has seen a lot of Taoist priests who drink, but he has never seen or heard of a monk who drinks.

"Master, can you practice by drinking?" The man was puzzled.

Tang Seng nodded, and then said: "This is wine and meat through the intestines, and the Buddha left it in his heart." Therefore, drinking alcohol is also a practice. ”

Sun Lei rolled his eyes, and said in his heart, he is obviously a flower monk, and he still puts gold on his face like this, saying that drinking is also practice, it is really shameless.

[Tianlong Temple sweeping monk: Tang Seng is really a Buddhist monk! ] 】

[The swordsman who killed the pig: This sentence is too good, what is the cultivation that can test one's concentration more than drinking? 】

[Little Princess of the Heavenly Demon Clan: Woo ~ Brother is so great! ] In order to practice, I don't hesitate to torture myself with alcohol! 】

Looking at the barrage in front of him, Sun Lei couldn't cry or laugh, he didn't expect Tang Seng to drink a drink and attract the audience's worship, it's really unreasonable!

But he Tang Seng can drink it if he wants to, and Sun Lei is too lazy to care! drank too much, but he was saving his ink in his ear.

got up and picked up the wine jug and poured himself a bowl, and Sun Lei leaned his neck and cleaned it!

"Whew~ It's so spicy!"

Sticking out his tongue, a hot fire immediately rose in Sun Lei's abdomen, and he found that this bowl of wine seemed to be stronger than the two pots.

"Elder Tang is worthy of being a senior monk of the Tang Dynasty, I, Li Erchang, am so old, it's the first time I've heard such reasonable words." After listening to Tang Seng's explanation, the young man was also a little convinced, and the image of Tang Seng instantly became tall in his heart.

"Come on! Elder Tang, I respect you! ”

"Master Li, it should be the poor monk who respects you." Tang Seng smiled and raised the bowl, and then touched it with the man.

After taking a sip, Tang Seng put down the bowl and asked the man: "Master Li, I don't know what you and Mrs. Li do for a living in this deep mountain?" ”

The man frowned at first, and then sighed again: "I usually go up to the mountains to hunt, and Uchiko planted a vegetable garden behind the house, fortunately, I don't have to pay any taxes, otherwise it would be really sad." ”

The delicate woman outside the hall also chimed in: "Yes, Elder Tang. There are many fierce beasts on the mountain, and every time the husband goes out to the slave house, he is afraid of any accidents, and I heard that there is a group of robbers around here who often rob the house. ”

"Smack!" The young man put down the bowl dissatisfied, and said, "What do you know about a woman!" Go and serve dinner to the two elders, don't talk nonsense here. ”

Sun Lei, who was originally drinking with his head bored, couldn't help but get excited when he heard this woman's words, he thought that the plot of robbers would not appear, but he didn't expect that it was the same as the plot in Journey to the West, there were robbers in the vicinity.

What an endless road!

Sun Lei, who had been tortured for a day, suddenly felt like tears streaming down his face at this moment.

Thank you to the sky, thank the earth, and thank you CCTV...... Finally there is a script!

[Shenxu Ancestor: Anchor, don't forget, Tang Seng is not an ordinary monk! ] 】

Sun Lei said indifferently: "It's okay, no matter how powerful this bald donkey is, it is impossible to break the ring and kill people!" When the time comes, I will not have to save him. ”

After dinner, Sun Lei lay on the kang and closed his eyes to recuperate, while Tang Seng sat under the oil lamp and looked intently at a scripture book in his hand.

"This monk can really drink, a pot of high wine is nothing at all." Sun Lei said strangely in his heart.

He drank three bowls of wine in a row just now, and he was a little drunk at this time, but he didn't expect that Tang Seng, who drank one more bowl of wine than him, didn't have any, and he could still fight at night, obviously this amount of wine was not practiced in a day and a half.

However, although it was a bit up, Sun Lei still listened carefully to the movement outside the door, and waited closely for the arrival of the wave of robbers.

I remember that when the robbers came, Tang Seng was sewing a tiger skin skirt for Sun Wukong, but now the tiger skin skirt has been replaced by a scripture, although it doesn't fit the plot, but it can only make do.

Sun Lei said secretly in his heart.

[Nine Star Douzong: The anchor is really pitiful, and even the clothes on his body have to rely on the system reward]

[Cosmic Hunter: I think I'll find a time, the anchor should go to the Dragon Palace!] Otherwise, with this outfit, which monster knows that you are the Monkey King! 】

Seeing that there were finally viewers who cared about him, Sun Lei couldn't help but thank: "Thank you for your concern." However, it will take a lot of time to go back to this Dragon Palace, so I will continue to do the task and get a reward. ”

Rustle~

Boom!

"Ah-husband save me~"

As soon as he thanked the audience, Sun Lei heard a scream from outside the house.

Robbers are coming?

It's pretty reliable.

Sun Lei's spirit was shocked, and then he turned over and got off the kang and said, "Master! I'm going to check it out! ”

Belch! What about people, people?

I saw that except for an oil lamp and a scripture book on the table in front of me, Tang Seng had long been absent from the table.

Sun Lei was dumbfounded, he didn't know when Tang Seng disappeared.

I was still reading here just now, why did I disappear in a blink of an eye?

Thinking that Tang Seng was likely to have left the house, Sun Lei didn't dare to delay, and hurriedly dodged and went straight out of the house.

......

The moon is high and the wind is dark, and the day of murder and arson.

This is an auspicious day for the zodiac to belong to the bad guys to do things.

When Sun Lei came to the door, he immediately saw seven robbers standing in the small courtyard at this time.

And Li Er's wife, Mrs. Li, was stopped in front of her by one of the robbers with her hand and neck.

At this moment, on one side are seven robbers armed with lethal weapons and strong martial arts, while on the other side there are only half-hung hunters who usually go up the mountain to catch herbivores and monks who can only deliver babies at present, obviously this is a battle with a huge disparity in strength.

Of course, thinking of the previous scene when Tang Seng crushed himself only with his own momentum, Sun Lei still felt that the robbers' side was more likely to lose.

[Cosmic Hunter: These bandits are also poorly equipped!] The most rubbish of the robbers I've ever met is also equipped with a standard laser assault rifle. 】

[Nine Star Douzong: Brother, take the liberty of asking, which department are you from? 】

Cosmic Warrior: Oh, I'm from the Purple Cloud Galaxy. 】

Holy! Why don't you say you're from the Gundam Galaxy!

Sun Lei was really speechless when he looked at the barrage in front of him, he was very doubtful about his IQ now, and it was very likely that he would not be able to keep it one day.

Resisting the urge to turn off the barrage, Sun Lei set his eyes on the robber opposite.

One of the tall robbers was probably the leader of the gang.

He took a step forward, and then said loudly: "The owner of our Black Dragon Village takes a fancy to your woman, so today we went down the mountain to take her back to be the lady of the village, so if you know each other, go back quickly!" ”

"Hahaha! Brother Tiger is right, those who know each other hurry in, otherwise the knife in our hands will be a white knife in and a red knife out! The other robbers laughed maniacally.

"Ahh Li Er's eyes were red, and he subconsciously wanted to take the iron fork in his hand to fight the robbers opposite.

It's just that Tang Seng, who was standing next to Li Er, took the first step in front of him, and then looked at the robber opposite seriously and asked, "May I ask how much money you Black Dragon Village owes to that creditor?" If you can, you can tell the poor monk that the poor monk will pay the money back for you. ”

Hearing Tang Seng's words, more than a dozen viewers in the live broadcast room laughed directly.

[Riding a snail to travel: Damn! Finished! I laughed so much that I just sat down and broke the snail under my buttocks! 】

[The swordsman who killed the pig: I'm a good one~ I just wanted to kill the pig, but Tang Seng said this and got rid of it directly. 】

[Tianlong Temple sweeping monk: Don't laugh, don't you see, Elder Tang is going to salute first and then soldier? 】

The seven robbers on the opposite side stared widely, especially the one who laughed the most rampantly, and almost didn't take a breath.

"Big brother, who does our village owner owe money?" Robber A asked.

The robber leader slapped the robber A directly in the face: "You are stupid! I didn't hear the monk tease us again! ”

Robber B smiled and said, "Big brother, can it be understood that this monk is very rich?" ”

Hearing this, the bandit leader was stunned for a moment, then touched his chin and groaned: "Well, your analysis is very reasonable. ”

"Big brother, what are we waiting for? Monk, don't talk nonsense, how much money you have on your body and take it out quickly, otherwise, hum! Directly to send you to the West Heaven! Robber B looked at Tang Seng viciously and said.

In the eyes of this gang of robbers, the monk with fine skin and tender meat on the opposite side should have been frightened stupid.

Otherwise, how could he expose that he was rich?

Today is really a good day, after bringing the eldest brother's wife back to the mountain, they will go outside to drink flower wine!

The five big and three thick robber leaders, squinting at the monk opposite, looked like a stupid son of a landlord's family.