Chapter 107: Rabbits Combine and Bully People
For Jiang Ziya, the ups and downs of life come too quickly, he originally thought that it would take a lot of effort to get this stubborn rabbit, but he didn't expect the process to be so simple, this little girl of mixed race made the rabbit fan fascinated by a random question.
Sure enough, the most powerful weapon in this world is love, the little fox is to the king, the rabbit is to the rabbit, the hero is sad to pass the beauty pass, since ancient times, Jiang Ziya still thought that after hundreds of years of being sealed, the world has changed, and now it seems that the world is still there, the magic of stupid love, hehe, is still there!
For Shi Jinlang, in his eighteen years of **silk career, not to mention that there are girls like Ah Li who ask him such a straightforward question that is close to confession, they are not even willing to take the initiative to say a word to Shi Jinlang.
The only time a beautiful girl took the initiative to talk to Shi Jinlang was on a summer afternoon, Shi Jinlang remembered very deeply, that day he left late after school because of sleeping in class, and there were only three people left in the class at that time, Shi Jinlang, the class leader and the class flower.
The squad leader is a tall boy, who seems to be the vice captain of the school basketball team, and the squad flower is a very beautiful girl, a goddess-level figure that Shi Jinlang often dreams of in his dreams.
When Shi Jinlang woke up, he rubbed his sleepy eyes, he saw the squad leader picking up Ban Hua and putting it on the podium table, the squad leader's trouser belt was untied, Ban Hua's white stockings had faded to the calves, the squad leader turned Ban Hua over half of his body, Ban Hua groaned, and just saw Shi Jinlang who was facing them.
"Stinky ** silk, don't look at it, go out and close the door!"
This was the first time that a beautiful girl took the initiative to talk to Shi Jinlang, and Shi Jinlang was very excited, so he went out and closed the door.
Shi Jinlang knew that the class leader and the class flower were both people who loved to learn, and they should be doing academic exchanges if they didn't leave school.
Later, Shi Jinlang realized that this is an academic exchange, what is this special - forget it, don't talk about it, it's all tears.
The reason why I said this is because Shi Jinlang is a person who is used to being passive, and Ah Li's initiative made him a little uncomfortable for a while.
"Shi Jinlang, I'll give you one last chance, do you like me or not?"
Ah Li and the other flowers are all gone, and Shi Jinlang is still in a daze.
"If I don't say yes, I'll screw you to death!"
Ah Li took a step forward, grabbed the rabbit's ears and twisted them up.
"I like you, I like you!"
Shi Jinlang pulled his throat and roared out with the loudest voice in his life.
"Ah Li heard it, why are you shouting so loudly?" Ah Li's cheeks were crimson, and he said timidly.
“mua~”
Shi Jinlang jumped up and kissed Ah Li's apple-like pink face.
"Confess the most beloved girl, of course, how loud and loud you shout!"
"Get out - it's shameless, you didn't brush your teeth, your mouth stinks!"
Ah Li's face was red to the root of her ears, she bit her lower lip tightly, and a pair of small hands kept fiddling with the corners of her clothes, showing a shy and cute appearance.
"Oh my God, why would I, a single dog, enter this live broadcast room with a cheap hand, and be fed dog food by those dog men and women on weekdays, why do even rabbits feed me dog food?"
"I'm different, although I'm also a single dog, but I like to eat dog food, Master Lang will bring two catties of dog food, thank you!"
"Don't be useless, we have to watch something more exciting, Master Lang, come on!
"Brother, it's not good to be so straightforward, we should be tactful!"
"That's right, to be tactful, Master Lang, we're going to see rabbits on rabbit day!"
"No, I can't stand this kind of grievance!"
"I can't stand it either, why was my goddess Ah Li arched by Master Lang's rabbit?"
"Grand Summoning: Summon FFF Regiment!"
"Please, burn them!"
"Shut up!" Shi Jinlang said angrily: "If you force all of them to be banned!" ”
"I also want to pass it on, please teleport me to the King Continent, I want to compete fairly with Master Lang!"
"I'm going to pass it on, I'm going to pass it on too!"
"It's so angry, garbage rabbit, I don't look at it!"
"The rabbit is the most disgusting, I don't look at it anymore!"
"Love to see but not to watch!"
As this voice sounded in the live broadcast room, all the hustle and bustle stopped, because the person who said this was not Shi Jinlang, but Ah Li.
A few seconds later, the live broadcast room exploded.
"Is this still the goddess Ali I know?"
"Ah Li's goddess burst into foul language, I feel like I'm in love!"
"Mom, come and see, the rabbit is showing affection!"
"Ah Li's goddess took the initiative to confess that the rabbit is not the most angry, the most angry thing is that she just confessed successfully and combined with Master Lang to bully people!"
"Show affection, shoot fast!"
"God bless Master Lang for three seconds!"
"Excellent!"
The old driver in the live broadcast room began to show signs of departure again, and when Shi Jinlang was hesitating to turn off the live broadcast, he only heard a "bang", and the lid of the "big fish tank" in mid-air suddenly popped out.
Cheng Biting Jinpao, who was "boiled", pulled the "fish tank" and shouted: "You dead rabbit, even if Lao Tzu is dead, the meat is cooked, the bones are boiled into soup, and you are eaten and wiped clean by your group of crazy people, Lao Tzu must also shout loudly with a rotten voice, the dead rabbit is heavy and light on friends, and it stinks shameless!" ”
"Shut up, too!"
Ah Li stared at Cheng Biting Jin in the "big fish tank" and said angrily.
"Shut up, shut up!" Cheng Yanjin snorted and said, "But why do you say it again?" ”
Seeing Cheng biting Jin's outcrop, Shi Jinlang almost forgot about him when he remembered it, looking at his current appearance, he should have almost "evolved".
"Master Pighead, since I have already worshipped you as a teacher, please let Cheng Biting Jin go!"
Shi Jinlang was worried that if he continued to cook it, Cheng Yanjin would really be boiled into broth, so he opened his mouth to intercede for Cheng Yanjin.
"Verbally apprenticeship is not considered apprenticeship, in order to show the sincerity of the rabbit's apprenticeship, the rabbit needs to do something for the master!"
Don't look at it, when the rabbit and Ah Li showed affection, Jiang Ziya kept his back to them, and when he heard the rabbit shouting himself, Jiang Ziya turned around.
"Tell me, what do you want me to do for you?"
Shi Jinlang was in a happy mood, not to mention that Jiang Ziya asked him to do one thing, and when he did a hundred things, Jinlang didn't frown a little. Because Jiang Ziya is like a matchmaker, without him, the relationship between Shi Jinlang and Ah Li would not have grown by leaps and bounds.
"It's very simple to let the teacher see your sincerity!" Jiang Ziya raised his left hand, pointed at Nezha, who was still pressed under the golden mountain, and said, "The apprentice went over and stabbed him to death with one shot!" ”
"What?"
When Shi Jinlang heard this, he was stunned.
"Taiyi Zhenren and Nezha, the two masters and apprentices, are traitors in our Taigu Xuanmen, and the rabbit killed them for the teacher and cleaned up the portal!"
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